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[–]sarcasm_machine 20 points21 points ago

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THIS IS A NEW COMIC LOL I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFOR

[–]Carcone 2 points3 points ago

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your name is very fitting, i enjoyed your sarcasm good sir.

[–]AlexTheLion 3 points4 points ago

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THANKS FOR POINTING OUT HIS USERNAME! WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE DOOMED!

[–]dmsean 2 points3 points ago

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i'm sorry, was that sarcasm? I was unable to tell due to the username.

[–]darkmodem 1 point2 points ago

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Well, this is only the 8th time it's been posted. :)

[–]nquinn91 0 points1 point ago

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but how would i have seen it? If you've seen it all 8 times you should probably reddit less...

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[–]Carcone 9 points10 points ago

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this is reddit, a repost is reason for anyone to be an asshole.

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[–]The_Jacobian 4 points5 points ago

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As someone who has been here longer than you have let me give you some advice. Don't get pissy with other people, ignore them and move on.

(This advice applies not only to reddit, not only the internet as a whole, but life in general).

[–]Mazrath 2 points3 points ago

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In the words of the Virgin Mary: LURK MORE

[–]darkmodem 3 points4 points ago

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If you're going to wag reddiquette in people's faces, maybe you should read it yourself:

Please don't: Be rude when someone doesn't follow Reddiquette.

Also, fuck your repost.

[–]timbatron 0 points1 point ago

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I was being an asshole? Let me try that again.

Excuse me sir, but are you aware that this is a repost? Please kindly check your submissions to ensure that we are all enjoying new content.

Nah, pretty sure you would've called me an asshole anyway.

[–]ToHoBa 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, I hope Chevy Chase doesn't kill himself.

[–]KingNick 1 point2 points ago

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Does no one read the Reddit rules? Gosh.

[–]LamboSamba 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully we can at least come up with original captions. Captions are the difference between a repost and a meme.

[–]arlenreyb 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fox9iner 0 points1 point ago

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GO BRAVES

[–]Dawgysnacks 0 points1 point ago

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Well if he's really a Braves fan he has other reasons to kill himself.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Meh, just wanna say I had an awesome chuckle I wouldn't have had if you hadn't posted this. Thanks. Apparently it's a repost, but feel free to join me in Proudly Not Giving a Fuck (tm)

[–]dkman22 1 point2 points ago

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same here, it was new to me and i laughed. Not all of us have seen everything on the internet.