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submitted 1 year ago by rebillings
[–]rubeninterrupted 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
This is actually my webcomic. I kind of wish it was large enough to see the web address.
webcomic.mongreldesigns.com if anyone cares.
[–]andbruno 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Clickable link for the super-lazy. Also, I like your current comic. Just the other day I was calling those people villains. I've never used the term "villain" outside of friggin games or comic books until then.
Edit: What the hell man, why is your "next comic" link pointing left, and your "previous comic" link pointing right? Is your original language right-to-left or something?
[–]rubeninterrupted 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
You know, I just pictured it like the newest comic was on a stack of older comics. Like how a book has the last page closer to your right hand. I didn't even notice I coded them that way. Shit, I should probably change that, I guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow. :)
[–]injuredtea -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
keep it thats kinda awesome
[–]Ilovebaconwastaken 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
DAMN YOU, MUSCLE MEMORY!
[–]LocalMadman 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
That would be the most confused/awkward orgy ever.
[–]lupin96 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
You misspelled awesome.
[–]LocalMadman 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I guess it could be confused awesome. Yes, I like that description more. Thanks!
[–]MrMaybe 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
How would one ever feel comfortable nude around God? Dude has to have a massive penis.
[–]inarsla 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
an all-seeing deity has probably already seen you naked
[–]MrMaybe 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Yes, but I've never seen him naked. If I'm about to enter a divine orgy, I'll need all the confidence I can get. I don't know how easy that will be if God is being a real douche just waving that huge God-Rod of his around.
[–]inarsla 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
eh, you'd have all eternity to overcome that... and, being all-powerful, could he not modify your body to your/his desire?
[–]YeNdEz 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
No its ok! we are made in his image, we all have god-sized penises.
[–]MrMaybe 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yeah, I guess he could. But I'd feel really weird asking God for a bigger penis for the purpose of one upping him in a divine orgy taking place in Heaven.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
I think the explanation that "You were a good person without needing a reward, i.e heaven, is the reason that you're here" would have served better. But ah well!
[–]Baked_By_Oven 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
the most confusing part of faith is that they incentivise being selfless. Kinda like saying "I will give you 20^ if you help that guy for no reason
^ a unit of currency, who cares which country's.
[–]cutthecrap 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Why don't we assume ^ are upvotes? We all like upvotes and that reverse V points up. I was joking.
Tempted to edit it to say that. As giving a person 20 upvotes to do good makes as much sense and is common ground between all countries that reddit users inhabit.
[–]alexanderpas 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
real-life karma!
It is. Many belief system with a "heaven" and "hell" are karma based, you do good things and good things happen to you, and of course the opposite.
[–]Kombat_Wombat 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
/takes out microscope to read
[–]king_of_the_universe 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Well. I am God. And that describes me more closely than all the other shit does.
[–]mambypambyland 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Scumbag redditor -
Steals webcomic
Doesn't give credit to author
[–]ShadowJak 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
It's a repost. You should xpost it to r/Christianity and see what they say about it.
[–]Matriss 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
They wouldn't say anything, it would get removed faster than you can say circlejerk.
[–]ShadowJak 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Yeah, they don't really have a sense of humor. Although I do like how they don't have asinine facebook screen caps everywhere.
[–]Zarokima 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
They're too busy posting to Facebook about how persecuted they are.
[–]axefightmaster 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
would you appreciate them posting their stuff here?
[–]ShadowJak 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
There are christian trolls that post here and I don't mind it.
[–]andbruno 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I see the Christians* who post here as the Washington Generals to r/atheism's Harlem Globetrotters. They're just here so we can do our tricks with them as semi-willing patsies.
*Any religious person, but the majority happens to be Christian.
[–]LocalMadman 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
New to me.
[–]frogmeat 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I'm not one of those "sensitive male" types by any stretch, but come on . . . "let's rustle up some sluts"?
Even a politically-incorrect jackass like me knows that's not OK. Just because Yahweh (and by extension, Bible-believing Christians) treat women as property and/or objects . . .
[–]rubeninterrupted 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
The sluts aren't necessarily women.
[–]Kitsch22 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Still a creepy dynamic. "Rustle up" is probably worse than "sluts."
True that. I've had plenty of gay friends who cattily refer to each other as sluts.
[–]AbuMaia 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Could be houris.
[–]alarindris -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Some girls like to fuck. Actually they all do. The ones that don't make you play games to get in their pants are commonly called "sluts".
[–]Shaku 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If you're not supposed to believe something without evidence, then why does heaven look like the stereotypical vision of heaven?
[–]Lapland_Lapin 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
yeah .... not really.
The last bit kinda reminds me of Granny from Squidbillies. She's in heaven, asking Jesus to sex her up. He says no. She says "but this is heaven!" Jesus says "but if I had sex with you, it wouldn't be heaven for me."
[–]h4ck3rpunk 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Made my day :)
[–]slendermon 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'd call him a Cunt for "creating" necrotizing fasciitis. A word to the wise: Google Image search for that is NSFL.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
God is a misogynist and His toga looks like a wifebeater. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
[–]virulentRant 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Dresden Codak already did this, however the author of said webcomic is a horny, deluded trans-humanist and so I will let it slide.
[–]irrelevant_spiderman -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
Points for god loving sluts.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Phew, I hadn't read this in a few days. >_>
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