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[–]VaultBoy13 29 points30 points ago

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I've seen this a million times, but I'm upvoting because its easily my favorite caption/pic combo on the internet.

[–]-iRegretNothing-[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Has this been posted on reddit before?

[–]Jibeker 18 points19 points ago

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Yes it has.

[–]-iRegretNothing-[S] 38 points39 points ago

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[–]GrumpySteen 8 points9 points ago

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Cheer up. Here's the video (also previously posted, but I assume you haven't seen it). Skip to around 2:30 to see the shark getting put into a trance-like state and held up for the photo you posted.

[–]gocougs11 1 point2 points ago

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Love that video. My dad emailed it to me a while back, but I deleted the email and haven't been able to find that again. Thanks!

[–]ninjagrover 0 points1 point ago

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here .^ I love how the music fits so perfectly with the vid.

[–]lostplanet33 6 points7 points ago

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but i thought you regret nothing

[–]-iRegretNothing-[S] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]munchies1122 0 points1 point ago

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Up vote for using photobucket

[–]Masked_Cynic 1 point2 points ago

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we have all seen your wiener as well.

[–]AyeGee 1 point2 points ago

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I was about to repost it myself.

Funniest picture...ever!

[–]Mastadave2999 0 points1 point ago

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Wait - this cant be... uRegretNothing!

[–]geobomb 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, I haven't seen it :)

[–]The_Schwenk 0 points1 point ago

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just in time for Shark Week!

[–]VaultBoy13 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not sure, but I've seen it a few times while using stumbleupon... I laugh every time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yea

[–]Se7en_Sinner 0 points1 point ago

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90% of Reddit is made up of reposts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Everything has been posted on reddit before; so do not feel bad.

[–]abbott_costello 0 points1 point ago

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"excuse me, what the fuck are you doing"

[–]GlassSoldier 5 points6 points ago

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Why does that guy strike me as the biggest badass under the sea?

[–]-iRegretNothing-[S] 11 points12 points ago

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[–]KnightBlue 4 points5 points ago

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This picture is non-canon. Lightsabers cannot be activated underwater, they fizzle out.

[–]NamelessAce 2 points3 points ago

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[–]KnightBlue 1 point2 points ago

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The animated series is the exception to this rule. In all iterations of the clone wars cartoon network series lightsabers can be activated underwater. All video games and books that I've seen deactivate the lightsaber when it comes into contact with water. That always annoyed me about the clone wars.

[–]NamelessAce 4 points5 points ago

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I'd assume Kit Fisto would make a special waterproof lightsaber.

[–]KnightBlue 4 points5 points ago

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I believe that's the reason for this, as a person on Yahoo Answers said the same thing.

[–]ImpPilot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]KnightBlue 0 points1 point ago

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I love you. Finding out (one of) Anakin's lightsabers was waterproof, makes ALOT more sense, I believe I saw his lightsaber being activated underwater in a preview for season 4 or something for the clone wars. Thank you, grand star wars nerd. :D

[–]NateTheGreat68 1 point2 points ago

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Also, everyone knows he'd just use the shark repellent bat spray.

[–]KnightBlue 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, Batman took that shark bite like a champ. He not only SURVIVED for like 2 minutes with a shark on his leg, he remained conscious. That's hardcore.

[–]GlassSoldier 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. But in all fairness, anything compared to The Batman is mundane.

[–]doctorgirlfriend84 0 points1 point ago

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Is it weird that the picture turns me on?

[–]GlassSoldier 1 point2 points ago

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It'd be weird if it didn't.

[–]calinet6 3 points4 points ago*

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Everyone grab a Franklinator!

*edit: Reference because there's not a good screen anywhere else on the web: http://i.imgur.com/kgUkT.png

And here's Fry's "Hey, mine is just a chipmunk..." http://i.imgur.com/NIfsi.png

[–]Zallomallo 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone else reminded of the pyro in tf2?

[–]Havoc8709 1 point2 points ago

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YES. Came here to say that exact thing.

[–]daschande 2 points3 points ago

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This played in my head.

[–]DBayn 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't seen this before :) Thank you dear sir.

[–]embrace_themartain 1 point2 points ago

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the first thing I noticed was the diver behind him. he's not alone.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jacklukelax 1 point2 points ago

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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this upvote!

[–]Pornstar_Blowjob 0 points1 point ago

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BITE-IS-MIGHT!

[–]jp007 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the fish weapon in Dot Heroes.

[–]j_lane 0 points1 point ago

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dunnn dunnn daaaaaa daaaaa

[–]whiskeytango55 1 point2 points ago

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[–]badhairguy 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read this is in the cheesy Resident Evil 1 voice actor voice?

[–]yawetag12 0 points1 point ago

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No, I read it in the helpful cave-dwelling wizard voice.

[–]CaseyG 0 points1 point ago

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LIKE A BOSS MONSTER

[–]aheadwarp9 0 points1 point ago

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Wow this is my new favorite photo/caption

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

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WILD SAND PERSON APPEARS. WHAT DO YOU DO? USE SHARK SHARK USED 'HELPLESS FLOUNDER'. IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...

[–]00p 0 points1 point ago

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You missed the part when the shark bites him (seriously).

[–]DearbornChesterfield 0 points1 point ago

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In honor of shark week, I take it.

[–]calzar 0 points1 point ago

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It's TOO dangerous to make spelling mistakes... Take this Auto correct!

[–]stokleplinger 0 points1 point ago

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This is like something straight out of Kingdom of Loathing.

[–]SwankySalutations 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought?... "Hi, Im Bruce.."

[–]searingsky 0 points1 point ago

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whats up with that guys legs

[–]kanned 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is living each week like its shark week.

[–]ddestroyer2224 0 points1 point ago

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i think this guy is my new hero

[–]TheGallow 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I was wondering where I'd misplaced my shark-sword, the badass-est of swords.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That thing is going to be useless on the third random and dangerous dungeon I'll have to adventure through.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit, now I have to make a trip to Kinko's.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, now I have to make a trip to Kinko's.

[–]glassy125 0 points1 point ago

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i use to hate sharks and wish they'd all go die, but after seeing guys do this on shark week ive grown a new appreciation for sharks and actually kinda want to do this someday

[–]Kris18 0 points1 point ago

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That is one of the best images I've seen in a long time.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

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That should do the trick.

[–]malicart 0 points1 point ago

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I like the scuba chainmail. It wont do much against a big shark but for smaller ones like this it will keep your limbs for ya.

Still, diving with sharks is fucking scary. I get the heebie-jeebies.

[–]DontSpeakEnglish 0 points1 point ago

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Waarom is dat man met een haai?

[–]Stillnotreddit 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, Transmator- We don't speak Jar Jar Binks, either.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dutch?

[–]spekesel 0 points1 point ago

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That's Dutch alright

[–]TheGizmojo -1 points0 points ago

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There is something fishy going on here...

[–]noys -1 points0 points ago

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This is not how it works. ಠ_ಠ