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[–]BCRob 9 points10 points ago

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Meh, I've fapped to stranger things then this.

[–]Venusaur1337 1 point2 points ago

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I hope to god pterodactyl porn isn't one of them

[–]TILwhofarted -1 points0 points ago

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Anime women with human men on their chests?

[–]ventose 14 points15 points ago

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My penis is so confused.

[–]TILwhofarted 4 points5 points ago

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I just fapped. I cannot un-fap.

[–]SweetAlmighty 2 points3 points ago

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She's in him O_O

[–]Swampwitch 3 points4 points ago

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My body is getting mixed messages.

[–]isignedupforthis 3 points4 points ago

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I.. umm... confusing... zzziipp...

[–]hunt3rshadow[S] 12 points13 points ago

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Technically this is SFW as the nipples belong to the man.

[–]forgetfuljones 0 points1 point ago

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If there weren't a picture of a topless woman drawn ON that man, 'technically' you'd be right.

[–]KingR3aper 2 points3 points ago

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How to stay forever alone 101.

[–]MrMagicpants 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if SFW or not.

[–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only time I have ever gotten a boner while looking at a man.

[–]SolidDexter 0 points1 point ago

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Can't be the ONLY time.

[–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

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The. Only. Time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have the weirdest... ah, actually nope, got nothing.

[–]Pfeffersack 0 points1 point ago

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[–]justsurfingsome 1 point2 points ago

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They have a great pair of tits

[–]Kalei 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna start doing this to my brothers when they sleep.

[–]stanknutz1985 1 point2 points ago

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Good news.. now i can fap with just a sharpie and a mirror!

[–]mcmellawatt 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that is rather horrifying

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So long for my love of Evangelion and Rei Ayanami

[–]hunt3rshadow[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I will always love them, nothing can tarnish that memory!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now I have to clear my history because its on my homepage

[–]iSmokeTheXS 0 points1 point ago

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It's the opposite of being at a scary height, don't look up!

[–]pinkpilgrim 0 points1 point ago

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Awww man now i'm sexually confused again.

[–]losttdreamer 0 points1 point ago

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I hope dude was not a virgin when he got that tattoo. Because he wont be getting any now.

[–]Corperatefrog 0 points1 point ago

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nipception

[–]thesenatorclaydavis 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope that is his online dating profile pic.

[–]thesenatorclaydavis 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope that is his online dating profile pic.