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[–]fromITroom 1 point2 points ago

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What a shitty pun?

[–]PunThreadEndsHere 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

[–]nogswarth 1 point2 points ago

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That's not a sample, it's a miniature replica or model. A sample would have just been a piece of the leg, or a dowel or something, in the tub. Alternatively it would be an old stool in a furniture shop where people sample the feel of the stool before they buy a new one. The ultimate question is: Would either of these depictions prove more amusing than the one you provided?

[–]Wizard_Win 1 point2 points ago*

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I believe he's trying to show imperfections in the English language where stool could mean either a chair or feces.

[–]plannerboi 1 point2 points ago

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Or the past tense of stole if you're retarded.

[–]mimunto 1 point2 points ago

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What if it was a sample of a stool made out of many smaller stools?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Did not seat that coming.

[–]scurveymobile 1 point2 points ago

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he tried - ill throw him a bone

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That was some weak shit man

[–]karmaval 0 points1 point ago

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Also, you don't put a stool sample in that small container, that's for urine.

And you thought we wouldn't notice, eh?

[–]mehharry 0 points1 point ago

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