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[–]ZoopZeZoop 31 points32 points ago

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Ummm, you forgot number munchers and Oregon trail!

[–]leggit 7 points8 points ago

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does anyone remember Power Pete? and Bugdom? and that dinosaur game with the missiles strapped to their back? Yeah mac games fucking rule

[–]Nogtis 9 points10 points ago

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nanosaur.. it was nanosaur

[–]hummus27 3 points4 points ago

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oh dear god win

[–]DanabluMonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Nanosaur was truly epic. I miss it :(

[–]Mr_Prefect 0 points1 point ago

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Those with a Mac can still get Power Pete, which has been renamed Mighty Mike. I need a mac so I can play this again :(

Edit: Forgot a link

[–]leftsquarebracket 0 points1 point ago

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You can get SheepShaver or PearPC and torrent a Mac OS 10.2 / 9 / 8 / 7.5 install CD...

Or, if you're feeling more adventurous, download System 7.5.3 from Apple in 19 parts (or 7.5.3 R2 in 2 parts that need extracting) and use that or slog through lots of updates all the way up to OS 9 or whatever you fancy

[–]smarmosaur 1 point2 points ago

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While there was, in fact, a Mac version of Oregon Trail, I must regretfully inform you that anything other than the Apple II version is false metal.

[–]Torger083 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say this.

[–]KarlyPilkoids 27 points28 points ago

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This is what /r/circlejerk is all about.

[–]cbaltzer 70 points71 points ago

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You missed every Blizzard game.

[–]SynxS- 17 points18 points ago

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I didn't see what you did here

[–]jaavaaguru 5 points6 points ago

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I don't get why you got downvoted, so have an upvote. I also can't see what he did there because that big white blizzard is blocking my view in OP's pic.

[–]puddlesstomp 44 points45 points ago

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Bungie got started doing only games for MAC for like 5 or 6 years.

Halo was kind of a big deal.

[–]aveman101 24 points25 points ago

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For those who don't know, here's a fun fact: Halo was originally going to be a Macintosh game, and the first ever footage of the game was introduced by Steve Jobs at the MacWorld expo in 1999.

Microsoft then smartly bought out Bungie, much to Steve's dismay.

[–]dariusfunk 1 point2 points ago

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I was there for that. And now I've dated myself...

[–]just_looking_around 1 point2 points ago

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Did you go for a nice dinner, maybe a little dancing?

[–]dariusfunk 4 points5 points ago

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It was more like a taco from a street vendor, a jug of wine, and a guilty handjob in the park after dusk...

[–]StJude1 1 point2 points ago

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I date-raped myself just the other night

[–]SgtBaxter 11 points12 points ago

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Marathon was fucking awesome

[–]Fucking_Montezuma 25 points26 points ago

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Pathways into Darkness, Wolfenstein, Doom, Doom 2, Sim City, Sim Ant, Sim Tower, Sim City 2000, A-Train, Populous, Populous 2, Deadlock, Secret of Monkey Island, Secret of Monkey Island 2, Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, Afterlife, Syndicate, Myst, Riven, Snood, Crystal Quest, Déjà vu, Déjà vu 2, Triazle, Escape Velocity, Alternate Reality, EV:Override, EV:Nova, Ares, Cythera, Avara, Realmz, Realmz 2, Oberin, Alone in the Dark, Alone in the Dark 2, Fallout, Fallout 2, Baldur’s Gate, Gorky 17, Pillars of Garendall, Abuse, Panzer General, Glider, Legend of Kyrandia….

That’s just a few I remember playing, all released before Apple switched to Intel and cider ports became viable. For many, many, many more hit up The Macintosh Garden. For the record, I ditched apple machines a year ago and now own a quad core windows 7 machine.

[–]mericaftw 6 points7 points ago

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Upvotes for Ambrosia SW. I spent way too much time as a kid playing the Escape Velocity series and Ares.

Stupid Vell-Os Campaign...

[–]Fucking_Montezuma 2 points3 points ago

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It was EV that I remember most fondly. I think there's an open source remake of ares in the works somewhere, not sure how legal it is though - I remember Nathan Lammont being pretty damn rabid with IP enforcement.

[–]Zambito 1 point2 points ago

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Guess I'll just be leaving this and this here.

[–]Fucking_Montezuma 0 points1 point ago

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Hello!

[–]mericaftw 0 points1 point ago

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I don't blame him. But I should look into that. My net sucked as a kid, never really got into the whole Hera multiplayer thing.

I do, however, have the soundtrack for Ares on my iPod. <3

And as for EV, I'd have to say I had quite a good bit of fun converting my Argosy into a warship with weapons-space refits. But that alien ship at the end of the campaign was a bitch.

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[–]Fucking_Montezuma 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I've played it to death. Was heavily into the modding community as well. Ahhh ResEdit....

[–]mericaftw 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yes. That game was legit. I think it's a close second to EVN. EVN was much more modable, and the stories were more interesting.

[–]Fucking_Montezuma 1 point2 points ago

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Ah nova...I remember when it was nothing more than a humble mod. Good old pipeline and co...

[–]mericaftw 0 points1 point ago

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The EV series and the original StarCraft make up 90% of my gaming experience until I turned 13. The other 10% was Sly Cooper<3

[–]JodoYodo 1 point2 points ago

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Man I used to love EV-Nova. I remember how they always lured you into the Vell-os campaign... there was that delivery run to Sol, it was always so lucrative and would catch your eye!

[–]mericaftw 0 points1 point ago

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And them, BAM! next thing you know, you have fewer rights than a house-elf during the reign of Voldemort.

[–]eobet 1 point2 points ago

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You forgot the entire King's Quest series.

First time I saw a 256 color game was on a Mac running King's Quest V.

[–]Fucking_Montezuma 0 points1 point ago

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I never actually played any of the kings quest games, hence why I didn't include them in the list of games I remember playing. Thinking back I do remember reading a review of the first one in MacFormat though.

[–]frankyb89 0 points1 point ago

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OMG Legend of Kyrandia! That game was so damn hard...

I also liked Dome Wars as a time killer on there.

[–]thepenfifteenclub 12 points13 points ago

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Missing lode runner, power pete, mars rising, harry the handsome executive, that old star trek game, marathon, the incredible machine, asterax, Myth and Myth II... etc.

That's right. I had a mac before it was cool.

[–]erebuswolf 2 points3 points ago

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OMG POWER PETE! I tried getting that to work on mac osx. Mighty Mike just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure most people weren't familiar with it, but I also loved TaskMaker! Unfortunately, I don't have a way to play it now. I have the game software files.

[–]dandelion0 1 point2 points ago

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Best god damn game of my childhood, if only I could beat it, got to the last mission but got my ass kicked. Look up Basilisk II, runs well on emulation.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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I LOVED this game. I did beat it, but that was after playing the demo version forever and getting stronger and stronger. The real game allowed you to use those demo character files! Thanks for the Basilisk II suggestion. I'll check that out.

[–]dandelion0 0 points1 point ago

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The bizarre messages, poems and inside jokes gave it kinda a "insight into the creators mind" kind of a feel to it. All the unique random npcs, each monster having unique lines when you kill them and when you make them run. Too bad the sequel didn't quite match up to the first :(

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I loved that you could learn "other spells" from bribing and attacking the NPCs. Once I beat the game and gained the "Master" menu, I created a prison wherein I made cells for every NPC in the game so I could then proceed with every combination of tactic to find out new spells. Unfortunately, I already knew most of them.

I felt like every area had such and interesting and different feel to them. I used to listen to They Might Be Giant's album "Apollo 18" over and over again. It really completed the experience for me.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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BTW, I set up Basilisk II and beat TaskMaker! Thanks again for the suggestion. I tried to played the sequel, but I can't find a working copy. I checked out robotroom, macintoshgarden, hotud, and can't find a copy that works. You wouldn't happen to have it or know where I could get it, would you?

[–]dandelion0 1 point2 points ago

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This... should work?

http://www.robotroom.com/StormImpact/Tomb_of_TaskMaker_v100.zip

You'll need a key to fully play it out but you can find one on the first page of a google search of "tomb of taskmaker download" ;)

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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That's an exe file. I'm running a mac. Thoughts?

[–]dandelion0 1 point2 points ago

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The download or the serial? I think it's just a zip, I don't know whats macs use these day buy shouldn't Stuffit open .zips?

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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I unzipped it, but the program file is an exe. Did they even make a PC version of the game?

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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Nevermind. The zip files had exe files, but those themselves could be expanded with Stuffit. Thanks for the help! Let me know if you'd like any suggestions on kicking the TaskMaker's ass!

[–]OverKillv7 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah well every Windows OS comes with TaskManager.exe! So ha!

Wait a minute...

[–]Yserbius 0 points1 point ago

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Lunicus and Jump Raven

IIRC, they were never actually released on PC, as opposed to most of the games you listed. Also, Myst took a good year or two before the PC release.

[–]dandelion0 1 point2 points ago

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Did you just say Lunicus! Holllyyy shit, that game was the bomb. My friend has some relative who worked on it so we got an advanced copy. I have to say though, it has not aged well.

[–]treitter 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Asterax was just obscure shareware no one else had heard of. I think my copy came from a CD with a random collection of software, audio clips, clip art, etc. I should finally make some time to clone it.

[–]Paumanok 0 points1 point ago

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You can't forget the original Halo Combat evolved! Bungie was originally a Mac only developer until Microsoft bought them.

[–]Fucking_Montezuma 0 points1 point ago

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Harry the Handsome Executive! Now we're talking! Loved the shit out of that game.

[–]snipsnip 4 points5 points ago

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It would be cool if someone put in the effort and actually compiled a real history of mac gaming.

[–]mavet 15 points16 points ago

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Marathon, the greatest fps ever made.

[–]cookedbread 1 point2 points ago

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Not only my favorite fps, my favorite game. I still name all my characters in various games after Marathon characters/species/ships xD

[–]Gobias_Industries 3 points4 points ago

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I've got a server named Durandal. Hopefully it doesn't go rampant.

[–]cookedbread 1 point2 points ago

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Nice, my main character in WoW is named Durendal (Durandal was taken by some level 20 somethin >_>)

[–]mavet 0 points1 point ago

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ANKANK~OOHOOH!

[–]CapNRoddy 1 point2 points ago

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That is, if you never played any other FPS.

[–]dariusfunk 3 points4 points ago

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Take a flying fuck elsewhere, Roddy. I'll see you on the playground.

[–]stevo_knevo 8 points9 points ago

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I'm not sure if you're aware, I'm just looking out for a fellow redditor, but there's nothing there.

[–]studmuffffffin -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]stevo_knevo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm aware. I should have just put that video on the end of my comment, but you can't win them all.

Edit: Thanks for posting the video. I've seen the image so many times that I had forgotten he opened fire on the audience. Kramer ain't got shit on that.

[–]studmuffffffin -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, sorry about that bro. No hard feelings?

[–]stevo_knevo 0 points1 point ago

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Never hard feelings. I know where you're coming from, my man. (Or woman).

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

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I do have some hard feelings if you know what I mean.

[–]stevo_knevo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]firepelt 2 points3 points ago

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twitch there's a gray(grey?) line.

[–]LAULitics 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone remember Gameranger? Ohhh those were the good old days, playing Rainbow Six in a clan on AOL dial up, on a Powermac G3. 233mhz of power.

[–]cookedbread 1 point2 points ago

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I used to play Ares and Unreal Tournament over Gameranger :D

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 2 points3 points ago

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ummm.... FUCKING MATH-BLASER!!!

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 2 points3 points ago

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KIDS-PIX!

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 0 points1 point ago

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MARIO TEACHES TYPING! DEMO PAC with marathon demo

[–]AdrenalineAddict 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for supplying even more evidence that the Apple haters outnumber the Apple fanboys. Good job!

[–]grissom922 2 points3 points ago

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you know the joke is dead when you can predict that it's a blank image before clicking on it.

[–]erebuswolf 10 points11 points ago*

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midnight rescue

spellbound

gizmos and gadgets

the journeyman project

oregon trail

Myst series

Marathon

Civ II

Power Pete

Dark Castle

Lode Runner

Crystal Quest

Sim city 2000

Bugdom

Oni

Warcraft 1,2,3

starcraft 1,2

diablo 1,2

deadlock

escape velocity

Unreal tournament

and.. those are only games I could think off the top of my head I had growing up on a mac. Really it just made it so I couldn't play the valve games in middle school and high school back in the day with my friends, so we played UT instead.

Edit: added a few

[–]CaptainExtravaganza 5 points6 points ago

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Glad someone finally mentioned Escape Velocity. That game was epic and needs to be made into an MMORPG as soon as possible.

[–]account512 4 points5 points ago

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EV was good, but EV:Nova was amazing. With all the different storylines, and then you get to conquer every planet too. Amazing.

[–]cookedbread 1 point2 points ago

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Getting that crazy Polaris ship and dominating the galaxy....good times.

[–]account512 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, the raven was cool. I really liked the concept of those living, thinking ships.

I also liked doing the Vellos missions and getting those pulsing blue ships.

Or hiring a whole heap of those super-carrier ships and exploiting the trading routes.

[–]mericaftw 2 points3 points ago

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Polaris tech was the best <3

The Vell-Os stuff was pretty legit--I mean, mindships!--but the campaign was nutters.

[–]Zambito 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but I always like that ship you get during the Auroran storyline more than the Polaris stuffs.

[–]mericaftw 1 point2 points ago

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Ohh the Thunderforge? <3 That ship was sweeeeet.

[–]Zambito 1 point2 points ago

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That's the one! With a few engine upgrades and an ion cannon, the thing was a beast.

[–]iggyfenton 0 points1 point ago

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Will they ever make EV for the iphone or ipad?

[–]cwstjnobbs 0 points1 point ago

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And this, I remember being pissed off that my dad accidentally picked up the mac version and we had to go back the next day to swap it.

[–]account512 0 points1 point ago

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Also Nanosaur, freecell and Bubble Bobble

[–]mericaftw 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah Nanosaur.

[–]Smashman2004 8 points9 points ago

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[–]rocode 1 point2 points ago

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Total Annihilation. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Anticonformism 1 point2 points ago*

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I actually remember playing a game which was like a first person adventure game where you go around inside a pyramid and have items and a bullwhip. fucking monkeys always stealing shit from you...( Pyramid of Peril)

I also remember some crystal quest and a maze game (lode runner) as well as a 2d hot air balloon game where you race to the end of the screen without crashing.

I posted a list with screens on r/gaming

[–]thegrinninglemur 1 point2 points ago

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I remember playing "Dark Castle" on a mac SE

[–]prussell774 1 point2 points ago

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You dont give wizardry on the apple IIe enough credit.

[–]drum_ist 1 point2 points ago

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I can play Football Manager and run Ableton very well. If you don't want a Mac, maybe don't buy one?

[–]Hermann_Hesse 1 point2 points ago

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minimal effort maximum karma

[–]paulrpotts 1 point2 points ago*

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1986: a personal favorite, Dark Castle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCkbp4wurW0

1993: Myst

And can it be you've really never heard of Marathon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-j8kipFmc

erm... "Inigo Gets out"

Honestly, I didn't play that many Mac games. Actually my favorite early Mac games were MPW, Lightspeed C, Lightspeed Pascal, and later HyperCard, SuperCard, THINK C and CodeWarrior.

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Anyone that doesn't know that Macs have a history with gaming is an idiot.

[–]KamiCrit 1 point2 points ago

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There was that one game...

bugdom?

Like a bug in a kingdom.

[–]JonMagicJuan 1 point2 points ago

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What about Odell Lake?

[–]millennia20 0 points1 point ago

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Time to be snarky: Umm... that wasn't for Mac. That was for the Apple II which came out before the Mac alright. haha. But seriously I remember that game back in elementary school. I loved it. Also other classics like the Oregon Trail

[–]stapleface 1 point2 points ago

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i see what you did there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone ever play Macinsplat? We had it in our elementary school's lab. You basically used your mouse to shoot 2d objects. I'll never forget it because there was a secret whereby you could shoot Barney wearing an IBM t-shirt.

[–]millennia20 0 points1 point ago

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I remember that!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Google found it for me: http://www.subgenius.com/funhouse2.html I was able to get it to run on a 10.4 machine using OS9 classic. W00t!

[–]patombomb 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lambocoon 3 points4 points ago

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Macs are good computers.

[–]badhairguy 0 points1 point ago

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lol

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[–]Lambocoon 0 points1 point ago

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not a troll, i like them

[–]damien6669 1 point2 points ago

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Every bungie game worth playing was on a computer.

[–]cbaltzer 1 point2 points ago

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You missed every Blizzard game.

[–]3danimator 1 point2 points ago

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Meh. Not very funny. But on a related note, i remember playing games on my dads Apple II back in maybe, 1983 ish? Loooong before we got our first PC (and never looked back, i cant stand OSX)

[–]Qwuffl 0 points1 point ago

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BECAUSE MAC IS A GAMING COMPUTER.

Seriously, what the fuck, people, do you really get mad at your fridge for not giving blowjobs? You get what you expected. Macs are NOT for gaming, although they have enough games to satisfy a lot of people. Nobody in their mind would state that Mac is better for gaming than PC. It's just better for a lot of other things.

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[–]Qwuffl 0 points1 point ago

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Ask any graphic designer what kind of computer does he use, for example. And by "graphic designer" i mean a big company, not your friend who once made a house in 3DS Max.

[–]Matriss 0 points1 point ago

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do you really get mad at your fridge for not giving blowjobs?

I think this is the most succinct way to sum up this debate ever.

[–]richred 0 points1 point ago

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Settlers 3 was bad ass. And I loved Sim Tower on my 7200/90 Power Mac.

[–]DangerousDetlef 0 points1 point ago

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+1 for Zoom

[–]plastiqmanb 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure mac also had the X-Wing and TIE Fighter games.

[–]uberhaqer 0 points1 point ago

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As long as it has Eve Online and CS:S then it's all good.

[–]leadoffamoped 0 points1 point ago

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Shufflepuck Café! ...and Crystal Quest. I'd love to find a playable version of shufflepuck

[–]Berkel 0 points1 point ago

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Giant Citizens of Kabuto?

[–]twisted_sith 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite game on my Mac is "make the icons bigger".

[–]PointsOutJokes 0 points1 point ago

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Its funny because not many games run on macs!

[–]UnbarredTable0 0 points1 point ago

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2 words. Kid Pix

[–]cemaleker 0 points1 point ago

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That's a plain im... Oh...

[–]sheetzam 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, the best multiplayer game in its day: Bolo! Network play with multiple players, and awesome replayability.

[–]vegasmacguy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mynameisgreg 0 points1 point ago

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I refreshed it twice.

[–]thatfookinschmuck 0 points1 point ago

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What you did there ,i see.

[–]imasunbear 0 points1 point ago

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What was that one game where you were a robot and you fought through farms and shit? Fuck I'm good at describing things.

[–]Everypony 0 points1 point ago

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Its blank.....maybe it isnt loaded rig- oh...i see what you did there.

[–]epheterson 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheDuke45 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't load

does that mean there is none?

[–]Tyrsyn 0 points1 point ago

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Probably not old enough to be able to gauge history.

[–]carlevin 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck y ou, fuck blizz, mother fucking bungie! Where is Marathon?

[–]hankinator 0 points1 point ago

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I refreshed the page like six times and was wondering why no image was showing up.

[–]ModemGhost 0 points1 point ago

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I've never understood this mentality. It's like saying, "The history of 4-door sedan off-road driving." A 4-door sedan isn't really designed for off-road driving, and if that's what I wanted to do, it's not the car I'd buy. It doesn't make a 4-door sedan a bad car.

[–]badhairguy 0 points1 point ago

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It's a feature, not a bug.

[–]ianleavitt 0 points1 point ago

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Sat there with my cursor over it for a while, waiting for image preview to bring it up. I finally see what you did there...

[–]drewwebs 0 points1 point ago

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refresh...refresh...refresh...WHY WON'T YOU LOA.....oh

[–]TheMightyFlea 0 points1 point ago

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Leisure Suit Larry?

[–]botena 0 points1 point ago

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Took too long to load. I gave up.

[–]Xoulin 0 points1 point ago

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trololol

[–]fmontez1 0 points1 point ago

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Zork Zero.

[–]Sapratz 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you did there.

[–]I_Like_Your_Username 1 point2 points ago

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yknow the game called halo? it was supposed to come out on mac only until microsoft bought out the rights to it (they do that kind of thing quite often).

[–]Namell 3 points4 points ago

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supposed

[–]Matriss 0 points1 point ago

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It actually did still come out for Mac, the subsequent titles just didn't. I played the original on a Mac.

[–]badhairguy 0 points1 point ago

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Halo... hmm.. Halo. OH! That Unreal Tournament rip off game?!

[–]pauldy 1 point2 points ago

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Halo was a marathon knock off which originally came out on the mac in 1995. Unreal tournament came out in 2000. FYI.

[–]furrymaltedballs 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure i used a mac for "All the right type" and "Oregon trail" in elementary school...

[–]xNinjahz 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell isn't this loa-... I see what you did there

[–]bobisoft2k5 0 points1 point ago

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You missed all of it.

[–]robertritz 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there ;)

[–]nessman930 -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]fuzzywarrior -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]MegaBUD -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha! nice one.

[–]jorsiem -4 points-3 points ago

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But there's the humble indie bun... fuck that, this is accurate.

[–]thebimbly -1 points0 points ago

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A concise, succinct and accurate review of the MAC gaming world.

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i didnt see what you did there.

[–]jerkowski -1 points0 points ago

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Fanboys got butthurt.

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[–]bobisoft2k5 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently you don't because there are hundreds of games that you elected not to show with your little "joke".

[–]nonesuchplace 0 points1 point ago

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When I was exclusively running Linux on a little netbook, my pickings were pretty slim, too. I couldn't even WINE Spelunky properly.

[–]manymoose -2 points-1 points ago

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If only there were some sort of solution to your pain. Alas, I know of it not.

[–]BlueInGreen 1 point2 points ago

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TF2.

[–]BracedPolecat -4 points-3 points ago

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hmm maybe i cant see it cause im not using a mac

[–]imsopov -2 points-1 points ago

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but wait I cant see any... ohhh wait. I see

[–]f1ncher -2 points-1 points ago

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What you did there? I did not see it.

[–]somanylulz -2 points-1 points ago

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At first i was like... wtf mate. and now im all like. LOL

[–]Binarydrone -3 points-2 points ago

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MACS ARE THE RISEN LORD! DO NOT MOCK THEM, LEST YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF THE FAN BOYS! LOOK UPON MY OVER-PRICED MEDIOCRE MACHINES AND DESPAIR!

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It took me over ten hours and 3 computing students to get diablo working on my MAC. Many said it couldn't be done! it was an epic achievement, a foot for MACkind.

Once I install bootcamp , never again!

[–]Avalize -5 points-4 points ago

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I knew it was going to be blank as soon as i clicked.

[–]Murry33 -5 points-4 points ago

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The best thing about Mac computers is bootcamp.