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[–]AsskickMcGee 11 points12 points ago

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That shark just tried to sell me a used car!

[–]SenioritaRetrato 9 points10 points ago

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yep, awesome. i fucking hate shark week. same shit every year. and guess what... THERE IS NO NEW INFORMATION ABOUT SHARKS.

[–]tcsuperstar 1 point2 points ago

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It's power, it's raw power.

[–]phongbong 4 points5 points ago

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Where is my Space Week Diskovery Channel?!

[–]qwertydvorak69 2 points3 points ago

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[–]discobobbles[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Well played. Well played indeed.

[–]DtdLordV 1 point2 points ago

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I love people like you.

[–]Anchors_Away 3 points4 points ago

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The one in the top right got me. Real, audible laughter wast produced. Now my boyfriend thinks I'm dumb

[–]datajunkies 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Anchors_Away 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly like that

[–]tetzy 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand the fascination.

[–]RileyDanger 1 point2 points ago

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Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.

[–]datajunkies 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CornFedHonky 1 point2 points ago

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Every year, same image. Upvote, I guess.

[–]90Deftones 1 point2 points ago

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Best shark week ever

[–]darwins_bitch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]weasel707 1 point2 points ago

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The asshole of the seal

That gave me some serious concerns about clicking that link.

[–]Rusty_Shakleford 0 points1 point ago

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this is exactly how i feel about shark "week." 7 days of the same show of guys in a boat trolling around with a rubber kick-board shaped like a seal.

[–]Banur 0 points1 point ago

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The bottom left one looks like an Evangelion and is singularly the most terrifying thing I have ever seen involving sharks, teeth and the word derp.

[–]strican 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read that to the the 2001: A Space Odyssey theme?

[–]Fucking_Canada 0 points1 point ago

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These creatures are far more terrifying than actual sharks.

[–]eldany 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or are they even more scary now?

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Gary Busey's ancestors are still around

[–]Subhazard 0 points1 point ago

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I never got the appeal of shark week. Yeah sharks are cool, for about an hour, then I want to learn about something else

Did someone decide that sharkweek was 'cool' so now everyone else has to pretend that it's cool too?

[–]sumdawg 0 points1 point ago

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They all look like the sharks from Finding Nemo. Maybe they star in Shark Week's new special, "Fish are friends, not food?"

[–]shartweek 0 points1 point ago

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Discovery Channel owes me...they took my idea.

[–]emericaszero 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get why this is so funny but it just is.

[–]HieRiuM 0 points1 point ago

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i find this very bonerable.

[–]Thatldodonkey 0 points1 point ago

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That was a great job with Photoshop! I actually laughed.

[–]davek0 0 points1 point ago

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This time, Rob Schneider has gone TOOO FAR.

[–]ComradeFoXx 0 points1 point ago

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for some reason the top right one reminds me of jim carrey

[–]kittimiyo 0 points1 point ago

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Still pretty terrifying.

[–]nilleftw -1 points0 points ago

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Shark what? I always thought Shark Week was when a girl's on her period or something.

[–]shartweek 0 points1 point ago

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i can tell you a thing or two about shart week.

[–]nilleftw 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[–]HonorInDefeat -1 points0 points ago

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I Like!

[–]myangryinch -1 points0 points ago

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That gets me every time...

[–]EastboundandDownvote -1 points0 points ago

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The derp tongue! I freakin' cracked up!

[–]discobobbles[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Sharks are totally misunderstood ancient killing machines.

[–]NiteShadeX2 -1 points0 points ago

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Derp Derp is Clanker from Banjo Kazooie

[–]mangarooboo -1 points0 points ago

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I LOVE this picture. Every time I see it I almost die laughing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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First time I have laughed this morning. Thank you Reddit.