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[–]futurezookeeper 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No shoes = allowed to pass out without being graffitied.

[–]Scribblenerd 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope. No shoes, no shirt, still gets lipstick!

[–]shaman_of_the_bull 1 point2 points ago

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I remember running to my parents and older brothers to proudly display the green and orange beard I drew on my face with my markers. My happiness dissapeared when my brother explained with badly-hidden enjoyment that that's very hard to get of my face. The entire half hour my mother needed to scrub the ink off my face was spend crying.

[–]RARECANDIES 1 point2 points ago

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Little Blonde girl: "marker on ALL THE THINGS!"

[–]ccm139 0 points1 point ago

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA