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[–]Rosetti 50 points51 points ago

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Y'know this film (Pink Panther) got awful reviews, but I'll be damned if I didn't chuckle my ass off the whole way through.

[–]muldoonx9 26 points27 points ago

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Same. This particular scene reminded me of Spongebob, and how every crash ended with a fire, even though they were underwater.

[–]fashizzIe 29 points30 points ago

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MY LEG!

[–]fswmacguy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]IPoopedMyPants 7 points8 points ago

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Was this the Steve Martin Pink Panther?

[–]Rosetti 5 points6 points ago

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Twas indeed.

[–]PostalPenguin -1 points0 points ago

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That was the one and only movie where I nearly walked out of the theater.

[–]DisposaBoy 5 points6 points ago

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And to think... you could've just walked out then we wouldn't need to hear about how you almost walked out.. just saying...

[–]damn_it_so_much 7 points8 points ago

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The original Peter Sellars movies will have you bursting into full out laughter. Or at the very least the purist in me wants it to be so.

[–]ZachGates 2 points3 points ago

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Except for Revenge. That one was awful. The others were phenomenal, though. Anyone who thought the new ones were funny will be blown away by Return and Strikes Again.

[–]wretcheddawn 5 points6 points ago

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I'm disappointed to hear this; it's one of my favorite films.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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i loved the movie. The amburger part gets me everytime

[–]Kirsle 19 points20 points ago

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Reminds me of Rollercoaster Tycoon. "The dinghy slide has crashed! The rubber boats explode in a firey disaster!"

[–]economywithwords 7 points8 points ago

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You mean, "Dinghy Slide 1 has crashed," because, honestly, who has time to name their rides?

[–]dwaxe 1 point2 points ago

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I name all of my worst rides after evil people and then crash them. I call them voodoo rollercoasters. Hopefully they'll work like their voodoo doll brethren.

[–]dwaxe 0 points1 point ago

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You mean not at all?

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[–]kimchizal 11 points12 points ago

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Was expecting an explosion when the ball hit the guy in the face

[–]feureau 8 points9 points ago

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Because of the punchline in the freaking title?

[–]mynameisfrank 6 points7 points ago

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His first student film.

[–]3aTroop 15 points16 points ago

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Back and to the left...

[–]roboturner 12 points13 points ago

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Aqua Teen has explosions every time something hits the floor.

[–]Tripleshadow 2 points3 points ago

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I need to see more bike crashes just like this

[–]CaptainMage 3 points4 points ago

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Was that liquid nitrogen stand?

[–]batshit_lazy 1 point2 points ago

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Man... If Tour de France was like this...

[–]TheCrankyHermit 4 points5 points ago

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My favorite part was when the bicycle crashed into the cart, and the cart exploded!

[–]brbNoveltyAccount 0 points1 point ago

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The... the cyclist just vanishes! what sorcery is this?

[–]n2dal 0 points1 point ago

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If you would have titled it "Michael Bay's new movie 'The Biker'", I would have believed you.

[–]pipsqeek 0 points1 point ago

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This is Tour de France - if it were in the U.S.

[–]Iced_Venti_Water 0 points1 point ago

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I went to watch this in the theater and I just cracked up for like 30 seconds after that, kind of embarrassing. Since then I have embraced the simple fact that no matter how shitty a movie or show, if their is a collision followed by a disproportionate explosion, I am laughing till I cry. It was the same with scott pilgrim's skateboard scene.

[–]jonra -1 points0 points ago

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[–]alldayerryday 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, please do retire.

[–]TripperDay -1 points0 points ago

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I'm about to die that was so funny.

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 9 points10 points ago

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[–]wizang 0 points1 point ago

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Your work here is very appreciated.

[–]Ryuzaki51 -2 points-1 points ago

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Insert Michael Bay joke here

[–]fadedsun -1 points0 points ago

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I smell burning lycra from here.

[–]pertante -1 points0 points ago

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Sadly, a avid description of most of my love life....

[–]ARecordMachine -1 points0 points ago

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Bonk

[–]h4xxor -1 points0 points ago

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in america even cars explode...

[–]dash95 -1 points0 points ago

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That's the new Michael Bay Quicksilver Redux!

GO KEVIN BACON!

[–]jamesmh74 -1 points0 points ago

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Can this be the slogan of our economic failures?

[–]nonnein -1 points0 points ago

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funny, but would have been funnier without title giving away the ending

[–]poop_friction -1 points0 points ago

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If you spawn boats on to street food venders in GTA 4, they explode like that.

Cool story, I know.

[–]Thestassinator -1 points0 points ago

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Some need a bandicoot at the end.

[–]Nj_all_day -1 points0 points ago

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I remember watching the Pink Panther and this was definitely my favorite part. I was in tears.

[–]chasemedown -1 points0 points ago

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Necessary.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Relevan Simpson 1 and the baby carriage.

A list.

[–]Layze -1 points0 points ago

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Must be a French Michael Bay film

[–]dirtmouth -1 points0 points ago

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i want to make a movie where all impact noises (people hitting each other, planes crashing, whatever) are replaced with fart noises- the size of the fart depending on the size of the impact.

[–]hmstiabl69 -1 points0 points ago

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Leslie Nielsen would've been so happy

[–]metalchem -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it me or did the body literally disappear when the explosion occurred?

[–]TheWantedOne -3 points-2 points ago

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LOL