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Oscar begins (i.imgur.com)

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[–]gm2 224 points225 points ago

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As a traffic engineer, I'd like to point out that a street light pole that close to the roadway must either be a crashworthy pole (ie, it breaks away from its base upon impact) or be protected by barrier rails of some kind.

Oscar may have a legitimate cause for suit against the controlling transportation agency.

[–]chris_ut 40 points41 points ago

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This woulda been the 60s, still true?

[–]mojowo11 87 points88 points ago

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As someone born in the 1980s, I can assure you that there were no laws in the 1960s.

[–]derekg1000 36 points37 points ago

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the 1960's, a lawless wasteland of hippies, weed, acid, and sex.

[–]mojowo11 18 points19 points ago

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It was a simpler and more intoxicated time.

[–]tzakrajs 12 points13 points ago

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Funny how their generation now runs our country.

[–]Nostalgia_Guy 17 points18 points ago

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Oh so that's why it's so fucked up.

[–]errerr 10 points11 points ago

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Reddit is starting to see the light. The Republican sign-up line starts here.

[–]Red_means_go 4 points5 points ago

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First!

[–]ForgettableUsername 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, the republicans were once hippies? Dear god, what will hipsters become when they grow up?

[–]Jigsaw_Pixie 7 points8 points ago

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Death Eaters....

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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yes they smoked all the drugs and now we can't have any

[–]bloinggloing 1 point2 points ago

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I think you just figured everything out.

[–]gm2 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, probably not. Most cars didn't even have shoulder harness seatbelts then.

[–]ChrisDuhFir 69 points70 points ago

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TIL Grand Theft Auto is realistic.

[–]Robstaley 7 points8 points ago

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FUCK beaten. This makes me want to go on a homicidal driving rampage.

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually one of the things that it gets right. Street light poles really do break away and trees are pretty much immovable. Weirdly enough, video game physics works. Except for that you can't survive any collision by just staying in the car.

[–]vemrion 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe in the next one he could get revenge... in court.

[–]lance713 2 points3 points ago

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How hard does it have to be hit? I once witnessed a guy traveling maybe 20-30mph and slammed into the light pole in the center median.

The front end was pretty smashed in but he walked away. The pole looked like it was never hit.

[–]bop999 3 points4 points ago

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Often, breakaway hardware won't break at low speeds (since there'd be the risk that the falling pole would land on your car).

[–]Aww_Shucks 1 point2 points ago

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I'd imagine if you hit the bottom hard enough and the base breaks away, the top is going to fall towards your trunk, thus landing on your car...

[–]bop999 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly - designed to avoid that. At higher speeds, it breaks away (to avoid sudden deceleration and injury to occupants) - car is clear of falling pole. Lower speeds, occupants an survive the collision but car wouldn't be able to clear falling pole - so it's engineered to stay standing. Interesting design process.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the pole well deform easily the base is just tubular metal that will crush... not really a lot to break

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[–]fc3s 2 points3 points ago

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My buddy crashed into one recently in a relatively rural area surrounded by fields. He was driving an old Honda with low crash safety and very low weight too.

The car was totaled of course, but that pole was felled in the most dramatic fashion.

[–]gm2 1 point2 points ago

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Well you can't make a timber pole with a breakaway base, but on the other hand, timber isn't as strong as steel. So to sum up, I don't know.

If I were sealing it, I'd make sure the timber pole was either out of the clear zone or protected by railing. I think you're ok if there is a raised curb and speed limit below 50, as well, but don't quote me on that.

[–]neoquietus 0 points1 point ago

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It holds for the wood posts that hold up the traffic signs (take a look, some of them have cuts in their base to ensure it breaks properly) but power-poles are solid tree-trunks and will react much like one if hit.

[–]rubxcube 1 point2 points ago

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As a State Traffic Engineer I deny all responsibility.

[–]Brownsound 0 points1 point ago

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Must have been a design exception.

[–]MrQuantum -3 points-2 points ago

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design inception

[–]razgrez 110 points111 points ago

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I like to think of him as a Vietnam vet. like this.

[–]dylanfarnum 36 points37 points ago

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I picture him more like this

[–]Doritoez 15 points16 points ago

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But you aint got no legs Lieutenant Dan?

[–]DLXII 12 points13 points ago

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LIEUTENANT DAN ICE CREAM!!

[–]powercorruption 17 points18 points ago

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Nah, he's this

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 33 points34 points ago

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I can confirm it.

[–]blatant_lies 10 points11 points ago

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Actually when they were writing Sesame Street back in its beginning the character was supposed to have ended up on the street because of "bad things he put in his body." They were going to use Oscar as the anti-drug character.

They changed it because they figured the questions that kids asked would be awkward.

[–]NothingsShocking 15 points16 points ago

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i thought, wow, TIL...and then I read your user name.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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It's actually a counter intuitive PR ploy:

Control putting the truth out, frame it in a way that no one will believe it and ridicule it.

Now people who've read that comment will associate it with ridiculousness.

You're welcome.

[–]YUNoDie -5 points-4 points ago

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I think of him more as this

[–]silentflight 2 points3 points ago

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Opposite of a grouch.

[–]YUNoDie 0 points1 point ago

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Well they both live in trash cans.

[–]MyUsrNameWasTaken 3 points4 points ago

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That's what I thought the first link was going to be hahaha

[–]Flyinape 13 points14 points ago

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Like this?

[–]MyNewKevKev 56 points57 points ago

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My girlfriend just legitimately asked if this is really what happened... I dont know how I can even respond to that...

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 82 points83 points ago

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Just pat her on the head and nod sagely.

[–]NeonToaster 51 points52 points ago

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I bet she has huge tits.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

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and blonde hair.

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[–]ForgettableUsername -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]MyNewKevKev 2 points3 points ago

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This is actually exactly what I did.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 3 points4 points ago

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Use protection, don't let her reproduce.

[–]ICanMasturbateToThat 0 points1 point ago

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Let her be on top, let gravity do its work.

[–]vemrion 1 point2 points ago

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...You wouldn't have any ulterior motives, would you?

[–]shadmere -1 points0 points ago

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Pics?

[–]dubcaps 17 points18 points ago

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i like to picture my oscar in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says he wants to be formal, but he's here to party.

[–]MouseWithBlueTeeth 3 points4 points ago

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I like my Oscar with a mullet; Business up front, party in the back.

[–]TheifsTheme 0 points1 point ago

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thats sounds awfully perverted

[–]Se7en_Sinner 2 points3 points ago

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I like to think of Oscar as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

[–]shrapnel09 10 points11 points ago

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Obligatory why did you rehost this on Imgur instead of linking to the source? http://maneggs.com/2009/10/29/grouch/

[–]InfamousAnarchist 0 points1 point ago

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Hot damn, this is one depressing webcomic.

[–]troll-1000 0 points1 point ago

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The requested document, maneggs.com/2009/10/29/grouch/, will not be shown. Reason: Found in Denied List (Tasteless & Offensive).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Where are you that gives you that message?

[–]troll-1000 2 points3 points ago

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At work, Australia. My company blocks a lot of things, but reddit isn't blocked for some reason.

[–]xanderjames93 158 points159 points ago

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Because he's the hero Sesame deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A garbage knight.

[–]Anal_Bleeding 12 points13 points ago

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God, you were born in 1993? I don't even have a lawn yet to shout at you from.

[–]vemrion 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe you should have that checked out...

[–]MaxX_Evolution 1 point2 points ago

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Can you believe 1991 was 30 years ago?

[–]dsotm75 3 points4 points ago

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Can you believe 1991 was 30 years ago?

Having trouble math-ing today?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I still remember thinking "Wow, it is 19 91, it is now the future."

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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I still remember thinking that every year between 1991 and 1996. After that, I became jaded and realized that the future is an abstract notion that one never can really attain.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, yes totally. Until, NOW, NOW it REALLY is the future!! No flying cars, but almost everything else!

[–]triad203 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit we're old. When did that happen?

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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It is hard to believe that 2011 was over ten years ago. Looking back, it is a bit strange. Do you realize it's been eight years since Lady Gaga died? Kids who were born during the 2016 election are nearly ten years old now... you can actually have a conversation with someone who doesn't remember the Obama administration. Everything on the news, these days, has to do with the Azerbaijani Conflict and the North European economic crisis.... nobody even imagined that was coming back in 2013 or so. It's weird. Nobody would have predicted the Korean reunification either. Simpler times, those days.

[–]internetsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

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These days need a Tumblr to communicate with kids born after 1991. Grievances are only accepted in the form of rage comics.

[–]JRowe3388 -1 points0 points ago

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Nah. For Tublr, you need animated .gifs and assorted reaction images made from pop culture references.

[–]ForgettableUsername -1 points0 points ago

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Born in '93? HAHA! You don't know what a floppy disc is!

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[–]Thirsteh 6 points7 points ago

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Pipe down please.

[–]KVKT 35 points36 points ago

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this would be funny if it weren't so sad

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 12 points13 points ago

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I find sadness that only afflicts fictional characters to be amusing.

[–]Chemical_Scum -1 points0 points ago

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then for me fictional = not me

[–]Degamaman 15 points16 points ago

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Manly tears were shed.

[–]Ioncannon 15 points16 points ago

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And this is why you don't drink and drive ಠ_ಠ

[–]Bro_Hawkins 25 points26 points ago

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Bitch, I live in a fuckin' trash can!

[–]TheifsTheme 2 points3 points ago

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Pull it together Grouch

[–]kaywiz 0 points1 point ago

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Get a job, grouch.

[–]Mr_Maps15 0 points1 point ago

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I came here looking for this reference. I'm now leaving fully satisfied.

[–]Dr_WLIN 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuck. Two responses word-for-word of what I came here to say. This pleases me

[–]ksnap 3 points4 points ago

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Oscar is the grittiest mutha fuckah out there. Mad props.

[–]Scaredoftriangles 0 points1 point ago

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I love his h.a.m. face in the last panel.

[–]SpacePie 7 points8 points ago

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Poorest mother fucker on sesame street

[–]this_name_is_generic 1 point2 points ago

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nobodies taking care of me

[–]requiem1394 1 point2 points ago

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Get a job, Grouch!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago

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He's throwing away his life.

[–]DexDark 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUleWlXYTMY

[–]BritainRitten 2 points3 points ago

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Man, if that were a movie, he'd win an oscar.

[–]TravMasterX 1 point2 points ago

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This was posted to funny, but it made me sad :'(

[–]BLARG13 1 point2 points ago

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That might be the saddest thing I've ever seen. Poor Oscar.

[–]scunner 1 point2 points ago

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Get him in for an AMA?

[–]wallofeden 1 point2 points ago

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"Yeah Oscar, you're a grouch!"

"BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCbU_11hx8Y&t=0m51s

[–]eeeaarrgh 1 point2 points ago

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Utterly, utterly unexpected...

[–]sailawaysail 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, yeah I guess a month has gone by since this got reposted. Thanks for keeping up

[–]emceelokey 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even realize it was that Oscar until the last frame.

[–]1od1 1 point2 points ago

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just awful.

[–]sme9882 1 point2 points ago

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and soon, the sequel: The Dark Oscar

[–]crankygirl 1 point2 points ago

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Those were the worst pants in the history of fashion...EVER!

[–]deathbytray 2 points3 points ago

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DOT COM!!!

[–]TheifsTheme 2 points3 points ago

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"yah oscar...your a grouch!"

"BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASHCAN!!!!!"

[–]acedebaser 0 points1 point ago

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I'M THE POOREST MOTHER FUCKER ON SESAME STREET

[–]brbATF 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't fucking funny.

You just ruined my week, asshole

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 8 points9 points ago

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And you just made mine. The cycle is complete!

[–]clockworklime -2 points-1 points ago

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You're an overly sensitive douche. Grow a thicker skin.

[–]ifightgirls 0 points1 point ago

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It all makes sense now.

[–]bijida 0 points1 point ago

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It all makes sense now...

[–]evomatic01 0 points1 point ago

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Suuuuuuunnny days!!!!!

[–]roboturner 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me a little bit of Shutter Island

[–]codont 0 points1 point ago

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I bet his daughter is tired of supporting that entire table on her lap.

[–]Dam_Herpond 0 points1 point ago

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That's a remarkably similar backstory to one of the only bums that lives in my city

[–]Bmloshaw 0 points1 point ago

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That's what could happen if you drink and drive!

[–]Cr00ked 0 points1 point ago

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My childhood is ruined

[–]thebigtarget1 0 points1 point ago

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funny..............................

what

[–]TheifsTheme 0 points1 point ago

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"Bitch, I live in a fucking trashcan"

[–]sheboygan 0 points1 point ago

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get a job, grouch

[–]Se7en_Sinner 0 points1 point ago

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Why would he go to the lake at night?

[–]itsforaduck 0 points1 point ago

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ain't nobody helpin' me

[–]doveward 0 points1 point ago

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The second frame reminded me of the movie HANNA

[–]itsjareds 0 points1 point ago

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This would be so much better of a movie compared to Batman Begins. Please get working on this, M. Night Shyamamelon.

[–]Racemic 0 points1 point ago

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Because you can be fucking grouchy you killed your family after one too many celebratory drinks.

[–]BraveSaintStuart 0 points1 point ago

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I just don't get why he's so pissy all the time.

[–]speedy_slowzales 0 points1 point ago

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Best cartoon ever.

[–]old_skool 0 points1 point ago

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BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN

[–]shsimonin 0 points1 point ago

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BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I need to find the new stumbleupon ---> reddit --> ??????

I'm not a super active browser, but probably 80% of the links I've seen that aren't current events-related are just reposts....

anyone have a good website recommendation?

[–]Sexistentialism 0 points1 point ago

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Totally unrealistic. She would not not be wearing her apron to the lake!

[–]JesseJaymz 0 points1 point ago

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Nice. Reminds me of Dave chappelles version of sesame street

[–]dL1727 0 points1 point ago

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All laughing aside, tomorrow morning there will be a message on Christopher Nolan's answering machine from a Redditor that works for Warner Bros.

[–]robertdowling1990 0 points1 point ago

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wow way to put a negative spin on the dude everyone already rips on

[–]spherexenon 0 points1 point ago

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Get a job Grouch!

[–]Gustomucho 0 points1 point ago

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Why do yesterday come haunting me?

[–]KVKT 0 points1 point ago

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this would be funny if it weren't so sad

[–]SquirrelPower 1 point2 points ago

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this would be sad if it weren't so funny

[–]IAmTheGodDamnDoctor 0 points1 point ago

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thank you for raping the fuck out of my childhood you cunt burglar :'(

[–]evilted 1 point2 points ago

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cunt burglar

thanks for the new word

[–]maskedrambler 0 points1 point ago

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Ooohhh, I got one for you (My fiancee called the doctor resetting her arm this):

Ass Douche.

[–]NeonToaster 1 point2 points ago

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Pube Wrangler

[–]evilted 0 points1 point ago

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knob jockey

[–]FuckmaHari 0 points1 point ago

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knob gobbler.

[–]IAmTheGodDamnDoctor 0 points1 point ago

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no problem. just don't be an ass-hat and call people that out of context.

[–]r0kk0n -1 points0 points ago

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this is pretty much the same thing that happened to one of my coworkers. He doesn't drive any more ;__;

[–]Y_Ampersand -1 points0 points ago

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My actual name is Oscar. I hate having to explain to fucktards that, no, I don't live in a trash can cause some fictional character that just so happens to have my name does live in a trash can.

[–]RedditDoombot 8 points9 points ago

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Friends! Oscar doesn't live in a trash can. Such terminology is outdated. He lives in a waste receptacle.

[–]zeroesandones 3 points4 points ago

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It sucks to live in a trash can. Got it.

[–]omgimsuchadork 2 points3 points ago

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My name is Venus. I fucking hate tennis.

shakes your hand Nice to meet you, Oscar.

[–]Y_Ampersand 1 point2 points ago

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So people think you're an amazing tennis player and have an out of this world ass? Boohoo ;_;

[–]omgimsuchadork 1 point2 points ago

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I can honestly tell you I've never looked at Ms. Williams' ass for comparison, but her arms are terrifying(ly awesome). Anyway, that's the one I get most often because most people don't like saying "HAHA YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH PENIS" even though I know they're all thinking it.

You're a grouch, I'm a dick, I think we're pretty even.

[–]WhenDookieCalls 2 points3 points ago

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It could be worse. Your name could be Michael Bolton.

[–]Dealjobber 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

[–]justsumguy 1 point2 points ago

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Named after a hot dog, you poor man. You poor, poor man.

[–]zeroesandones 2 points3 points ago

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It sucks to live in a trash can. Got it.

[–]jonnyrotten7 -1 points0 points ago

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Not funny. Or clever. In fact, rather stupid.

[–]MyUsernameIsJudge -3 points-2 points ago

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There should really be a comma between "drink, and drive to the lake." I read it as "let's have a celebratory drink-and-drive!"

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