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[–]AegyoAmy 138 points139 points ago

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I love this every time I see it. Even if it is a repost.

[–]pauljj 60 points61 points ago

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I see

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 30 points31 points ago

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Best

[–]jakash 23 points24 points ago

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I want

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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That's

[–]flabbergasted1 9 points10 points ago

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upwards.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I want

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Can someone explain this joke to me?

[–]fiat_lux_ 1 point2 points ago

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Read the top three comment threads in parallel.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ah.

[–]sucom -4 points-3 points ago

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Except,

[–]AegyoAmy 88 points89 points ago

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I love this every time I see it. Even if it is a repost.

[–]pauljj 62 points63 points ago

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what you

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 28 points29 points ago

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response

[–]jakash 19 points20 points ago

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in on

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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what

[–]flabbergasted1 9 points10 points ago

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write

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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some

[–]AegyoAmy 82 points83 points ago

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I love this every time I see it. Even if it is a repost.

[–]pauljj 61 points62 points ago

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did there.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 26 points27 points ago

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ever.

[–]jakash 23 points24 points ago

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this too.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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she said.

[–]flabbergasted1 12 points13 points ago

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Cool people

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Taquitos

[–]tomoyopop 1 point2 points ago

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Love the username

[–]crackalack 7 points8 points ago

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Breaking News: We still have no crackers

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Was expecting this to be a novelty account, I was pleasantly surprised.

[–]crackalack 4 points5 points ago

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This is my 15 seconds of fame.

[–]EltaninAntenna 3 points4 points ago

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Must be an American thing... shrug

[–]IIdsandsII 1 point2 points ago

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I'm partial to chackers

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 2 points3 points ago

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Ching me!

[–]slowphoton 1 point2 points ago

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Crackers don't matter.

[–]myeverymovment 1 point2 points ago

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I saw that show! It was the one with the 'Takedown" against a wrestler. She was chopping the shit out of those cucumbers!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Apexgun 1 point2 points ago

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why does this make me think of Kevin Smith?

[–]fourz 0 points1 point ago

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I have the exact same thought every time I see this comic. Maybe cuz his wife's name is Jen?

[–]nabrok 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ejento 1 point2 points ago

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i don't get it!! :(

[–]thebestfuckingartist 1 point2 points ago

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cracks me up every time.

[–]scenerio 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fumbxtc 35 points36 points ago

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Shut the fuck up

[–]orangeslash 21 points22 points ago

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...repost.

[–]clorby 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ashyjakk 3 points4 points ago

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repost...

[–]FakePlasticJayj 16 points17 points ago

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...pee roast

[–]ashyjakk -1 points0 points ago

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yum..

[–]belladonnadiorama -3 points-2 points ago

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Ewwwww.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond -3 points-2 points ago

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P Diddy...

[–]Ipointitout 0 points1 point ago

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Jen Mackin be Cracka Lackin'

[–]abnormalend 0 points1 point ago

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I read it as if it was Ash from HAWP

[–]ceho 0 points1 point ago

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I always get to excited and tell it poorly

[–]rounding_error 0 points1 point ago

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I got a variation of this. Ask me if we have any crackers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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do we have any crackers?

[–]rounding_error 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]rmstrjim 0 points1 point ago

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I ask my girlfriend if we're cracka lackin every time we go grocery shopping.

[–]Bradburn777 0 points1 point ago

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no.

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point ago

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[–]VicariousWolf 0 points1 point ago

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Repost!

[–]CriminalMacabre 0 points1 point ago

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What if you DO have crackers, and you are a bad liar?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This was cute and clever.

[–]johnster95 0 points1 point ago

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I am never having crackers in my house again

[–]peaceful_existence 0 points1 point ago

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT this is why I hate reddit sometimes.

[–]Repost_Enforcement 0 points1 point ago

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STOP RIGHT THERE! On behalf of the Reddit Community, the Repost Enforcement Agency has taken hold of your account, seized your assets, and notified the FBI of your IP address. You will be contacted by an agent in the next 2-6 hours.

[–]the_internet_clown -1 points0 points ago

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[–]texalva -2 points-1 points ago

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I wish this fictional couple had a comic series.

[–]egonym -1 points0 points ago

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I'm trying to imagine this being funny if the joke was delivered a different way. Like if the artist didn't draw the raised eye brow on the woman, or if the sunglasses thing didn't happen. Maybe it'd be funny in the context of a larger joke, or if it was said in a subtle way in passing. "Crackalack'n" is more clever than it is funny. It's mostly just lame though. Borderline Family Circus.

[–]Elliott2 -4 points-3 points ago

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this makes me chuckle every time... Fiance thinks I am a huge dork.

[–]menzer -3 points-2 points ago

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How did his glasses turn into sunglasses? I didn't see him put them on.

[–]CountingBlessings -2 points-1 points ago

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lol i havent heard crack a lackin in a looong time

[–]TramposchK 0 points1 point ago

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YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[–]Snuggoth -1 points0 points ago

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Meh.

[–]AngryPaperDoll -1 points0 points ago

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My boyfriend and I saw this a long time ago and it has been a running joke ever since. It's perfect because that's pretty much something we would do. Just yesterday we both got some big goofy sunglasses like the ones in the comic from his younger brother. I took the opportunity to implement the running joke when the boyfriend and I were about to get some snacks from the kitchen before bed. We was snackalackin.

[–]dnew 1 point2 points ago

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I have a friend who carries around a condiment package of grey poupon in her glove compartment, merely because someone 15 years ago pulled up next to her in a beat up old klunker and asked if she had any grey poupon.

[–]comox -1 points0 points ago

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R-r-r-repost. But thanks for not including the punchline in the heading!

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid -4 points-3 points ago

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Why is this reposted so much, it's not even funny.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid -3 points-2 points ago

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Why is this reposted so much, it's not even funny.

[–]LastHerostanding -1 points0 points ago

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repost FTW no not really you should feel guilty.

[–]Hrodrik -1 points0 points ago

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The real question here is why is there a cock on his head.

[–]Brodellsky -3 points-2 points ago

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I love this every time I see it. Even if it is a repost.