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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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It's like...a pun or something.

[–]SLADEnk 0 points1 point ago

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snoopie....

[–]yoshikmf 2 points3 points ago

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Wow I never noticed the snoopy reference... I miss Arrested Development.

[–]lotrrotk21 0 points1 point ago

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They are playing music from the Charlie Brown cartoon. The Christmas one I think.

One of my favorite episodes, good shit.

[–]OverTheir 3 points4 points ago

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IT'S A DAY OFF IN CANADA

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]C4N4DI4N 4 points5 points ago

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WOOOOOO! Not only is is the weekend longer... only four days of work before the next weekend!

[–]JustinTahraf 4 points5 points ago

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First day working in Manhattan. Get on the bus early in the morning and go to sit down only to have my pant pocket get caught and ripped on the armrest. Passenger next to me turns blank-faced and says... "Happy Monday."

[–]mdrops[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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hahaha did u bluth walk when u got off the bus?

[–]txjimbob 7 points8 points ago

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Upvoted for Arrested Development

[–]KingRazor 1 point2 points ago

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+1

[–]kevvyg15 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Monday's! http://imgur.com/juFvF

[–]bakupl 2 points3 points ago

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Every single...

[–]The_Dapple 2 points3 points ago

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Banana.

[–]bakupl 0 points1 point ago

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Win

[–]5c0779373 1 point2 points ago

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week.

[–]dakkeh 1 point2 points ago

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Time.

[–]ristophet 1 point2 points ago

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Dunn dun nunnn..

[–]CrackedPepper86 1 point2 points ago

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good grief.

[–]gregodenskneecap 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?

[–]5c0779373 1 point2 points ago

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You left them in the pan.

Stop doing that, it makes the kitchen smell like dogfart.

[–]Joegotbored 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite part of this episode is the title, "Good grief."

[–]Throwaway_sausage 1 point2 points ago

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I liked the message on my optimistic little carton of orange juice this morning:

"OK, so it's not your favourite day of the week, but what other day offers a brand new start?"

[–]foxykirby 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like somebodys got a case of the Mondays!

[–]SometimesAmusingGuy 3 points4 points ago

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I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that.

[–]rockeh 1 point2 points ago

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DAE expect to see Hobbes tackling the kid in the 1st shot?

[–]Wazowski 0 points1 point ago

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The "sad" music in that episode is "Christmastime is Here" by Vince Guaraldi.

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point ago

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That is nowhere near as funny without audio.

[–]hazleapricot 0 points1 point ago

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I'm literally watching this episode right now....

Are you watching me? O.o

[–]althius1 0 points1 point ago

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You just heard the music in your head.

[–]mehharry 0 points1 point ago

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Good grief, another Arrested Development reference.

[–]n3rf 0 points1 point ago

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Well, theres always Money in the banana stand!

[–]jayimzd -1 points0 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]DevinCharlesIII -1 points0 points ago

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From related tab. At least change the title man.

[–]mdrops[S] 0 points1 point ago

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is it worse if i know him?

[–]DevinCharlesIII -1 points0 points ago

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Probably. You'll have to consult the karma counsel for that one.

[–]shoodbworking 1 point2 points ago

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I am said dude lol. More power too him haha.

[–]mdrops[S] 0 points1 point ago

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well he told me to repost stuff if i was too lazy to find original content.

[–]DevinCharlesIII 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

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