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[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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back in the day when farmers walked geese to the market they would often paint the bottom of their feet (the goose feet, not the farmers) with a tar solution so they would not get sore feet. not to be nice to the geese but to make sure they will keep walking. a goose with sore feet will just sit down.

[–]malogos 15 points16 points ago

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The goose version of horseshoes; animals aren't built for human inventions like concrete roads.

[–]roofermann 2 points3 points ago

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Goose need kicks too.

[–]arexroat 0 points1 point ago

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well, neither are we

[–]Pedgi 3 points4 points ago*

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Additionally, bumblefoot is a concern, is it not?

[–]Zinxhetan 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was cause the earth is slowly becoming an anime

[–]tbolt871 17 points18 points ago

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[–]shitterplug 10 points11 points ago

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I can only imagine how fun it must have been putting those on...

[–]lowtone94 8 points9 points ago

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Gives goosestepping a whole new meaning

[–]MCBowelmovement 17 points18 points ago*

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The duck had problems with its feet. Teva made it some boss sandals and the world was a better place.

[–]corkster 0 points1 point ago

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its

[–]bart2019 4 points5 points ago

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Cue Monty Python closing title music!

[–]Connador -3 points-2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]MamaGrr -2 points-1 points ago

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Yep, really cool story!

[–]cylinderhead 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MamaGrr 0 points1 point ago

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he she*

[–]Handsome_Hans 4 points5 points ago

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Why not?

[–]Robo-Erotica 3 points4 points ago

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u jus mad cuz he stylin on u

[–]PubliusV 2 points3 points ago

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'Cause Crocs are douchey.

[–]dropkickoz 3 points4 points ago

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At least it wasn't wearing socks too...

[–]trymeimkosher 6 points7 points ago

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Now we can finally write on him when he passes out at parties

[–]ElCaz 2 points3 points ago

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Probably wearing some special shoes to help with it's duck feet problem.

[–]earlgrey20 2 points3 points ago

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That's the one that got Fabio! He was rewarded with a fresh pair of sandals.

[–]bubbo 2 points3 points ago

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It's good for the gander.

[–]MiloMuggins 1 point2 points ago

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The goose should say the same thing to you...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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hot pavement?

[–]chipnick87 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Dobby.

[–]Sea_Hag 1 point2 points ago

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why? what about how??

[–]GhostalMedia 1 point2 points ago

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That goose loves Burning Man.

[–]vmos 1 point2 points ago

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I like the way it's colour co-ordinated

[–]voiceofdepravity 1 point2 points ago

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I think the duck is someone's pet in a tropical country. The sandals are to stop its feet from burning on the hot stone floor.

[–]the_red_scimitar 1 point2 points ago

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Because it disguises his footprints, duh.

[–]Liberaloccident 1 point2 points ago

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Probably due to bumblefoot

[–]Tetraca 1 point2 points ago

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What's wrong with that? 2 duckboots + 2 minor totems is a great way to start an agi hero.

[–]Engage90 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate

[–]warmpita 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking cute, that's why.

[–]balladavid 3 points4 points ago

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Cuz he fucking feels like it

[–]AdmiralBeavers 0 points1 point ago

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He can also roll and smoke his own doobies

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

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haters gonna hate.

[–]beardedrugby 0 points1 point ago

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Goosestepping.

[–]joeisreason 0 points1 point ago

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SWAG

[–]YUNoDie 0 points1 point ago

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So it can't fly away?

[–]danthemango 0 points1 point ago

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hipster goose

[–]OatmealOnline 0 points1 point ago

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WTF! but why??

Arch Support!

[–]frumious 0 points1 point ago

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WTFBW: when WTF is not enough to express your feelings in an acronym.

[–]ORDub -1 points0 points ago

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Racist

[–]whlebeau02 -1 points0 points ago

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WTD? (What the duck!?)

[–]dandello -1 points0 points ago

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How many times do I have to see this picture on reddit?

[–]duggtodeath -1 points0 points ago

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Haters gonna hate!

[–]miksedene -1 points0 points ago

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Why not?

[–]r0ryfromNY -5 points-4 points ago

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Please tell me that's photoshopped. Those flip flops fit to perfectly for the picture not to be.

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[–]r0ryfromNY -4 points-3 points ago

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As I was typing I second and third guessed myself but inevitably stuck with my first thought. :)