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[–]leHCD 36 points37 points ago

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If this happens to you in reality, whether you're the boy or the girl:

Start a conversation. If they're not obviously reading/listening to music/otherwise engaged, they're probably bored. Just as bored as you. Talking to a stranger alleviates the boredom. Trains have many stops, so "where are you travelling to?" is a valid opener. Most destinations are not "the train station" either, they'll likely be going somewhere from there. You can strike up a conversation about anything from there. If they ignore you, or give very brief answers with a hint of "fuck off", just stop. It's no problem. You're no worse off than if you'd never attempted conversation in the first place, and at least now you've eliminated the "what if?" that would otherwise be bugging you.

Source: I once spoke to a bored-looking girl on a train next to me.

[–]v0-z 4 points5 points ago

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I like that you put the whole "stop" part. Because there are some girls that would LOVE to be approached, and ones that absolutely hate it. I know a girl who was dying to meet a guy that she saw once at a bar, next time she saw him, he approached her to hit on her I guess, and she blew him off, she came up to me and said "well thats to bad he came and approached me like that, I hate when guys approach me" when SHE was the one who wanted to meet him, just wasn't making the effort. So yes, try with any girl you seem to want to get to know, just know some will hate on it, but still might find you attractive/interesting.

[–]CuntSmellersLLP 18 points19 points ago

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The girl you know sounds like a miserable person.

[–]v0-z 6 points7 points ago

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I wouldn't argue that at all

[–]Thumbz8 2 points3 points ago

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She also sounds like she's earned it.

[–]v0-z 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much, shes the reason I just stfu and never talk to girls unless I'm spoken too, thank god I've never had to date her

[–]crazydar 9 points10 points ago

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I feel like a douche but I had to make this... I'm pretty sure I'm not the first one to come up with this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that's pretty much how it goes haha

[–]Scruge 0 points1 point ago

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god dammit.

[–]niceguyjin 51 points52 points ago

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Wait, I lost my train of thought..

[–]Judazz 33 points34 points ago

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I actually managed to stay on track through the whole story.

[–]Elryc35 33 points34 points ago

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Yet another discussion derailed by a pun thread.

[–]thejjbug 25 points26 points ago

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these discussions drive me loco

[–]markdube 23 points24 points ago

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Yeah, I wish reddit would conduct itself in a more mature manner.

[–]mrdanz 9 points10 points ago

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but reddit would be freightningly boring without these shenanigans

[–]thejjbug 4 points5 points ago

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you need to pull your head out of your caboose!

[–]daveybabylon 6 points7 points ago

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All aboard the pun thread!

[–]notabigtruck 8 points9 points ago

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I can't Express how this pun thread makes me feel.

[–]i_ruin_scary_things 2 points3 points ago

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Does it make you want to take a Bullet to the brain?

[–]Eminence120 1 point2 points ago

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We need to stop having such a steamed discussion.

[–]mrdanz 0 points1 point ago

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im glad you can combust jokes with everyone else

[–]TheLemonThrower 7 points8 points ago

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Anyone else have multi-level mental dialogues on a daily basis? Or is that just me and my other personalities?

[–]JimmerUK 3 points4 points ago

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No, it's just me too.

[–]teronism 0 points1 point ago

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Every hour, on the hour.

[–]ispeakspam 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously you people are in my multi-level mental dialogue, having your own multi-level mental dialogues.

[–]penguinboy08 15 points16 points ago

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At the end, I really wanted the guy to walk off the train instead of the girl.

No, I don't know why either.

[–]flangle1 13 points14 points ago

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I love it. It's a cautionary tale. It informs you that you can't win if you don't play.

This may well be the best, most honest and most helpful web comic ever.

[–]spherexenon 1 point2 points ago

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well obviously this takes place in the 8th dimension, so you can get to any stop from any point on the line.

[–]ThomPaine -4 points-3 points ago

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Everytime I see this reposted piece of garbage my first thought is that BOTH of them should be getting off the train because the only North Station I know of is the LAST stop of the C-line in Boston.

And there is no way the train would be that empty...

[–]zenmn 1 point2 points ago

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Bad day?

[–]ThomPaine 0 points1 point ago

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Yea... and they seem to be coming harder and faster these days.

[–]zenmn 0 points1 point ago

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Preach.

[–]sgtpppr 6 points7 points ago

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Is this the 4 hour extended edition director's cut?

[–]Danicecreamhead 2 points3 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan i believe

[–]reomc 5 points6 points ago

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Better than inception.

[–]gerberakasbah 4 points5 points ago

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I am not bothered by reposts at all. I often haven't seen the originals, and if I have then I just move on to the next link or smile/laugh again depending on how funny the content is. What is starting to get on my nerves, however, are the incessant 'repost' 'this is a repost' 'oh my gawd it's a fucking repost' comments that fill every damn thread.

Are you guys, all scrambling to say the same thing, seriously accusing the OPs of being unoriginal??

[–]lincoln223 10 points11 points ago

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"I'd rather have a life of 'Oh, wells' than a life of 'What ifs.'"

[–]DJBJ 3 points4 points ago

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I really like that, did you make it up?

[–]ssmy 0 points1 point ago

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Judging by the quotation marks, no. Looks like it's all over tumblr, and no apparent source.

[–]Chroncraft 15 points16 points ago

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Damn you /r/funny! Stop depressing me.

[–]Nomikos 5 points6 points ago

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I got a kick in the head when the balloons kept switching from guy to girl and back. Brilliant.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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this is deeper than inception

[–]DanabluMonkey 2 points3 points ago

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It's a 2D Inception.

[–]DeusX 1 point2 points ago

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bruce willis? is that you

[–]kuoguy 1 point2 points ago

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That was excellent

I demand MOAR

[–]coniferous1 1 point2 points ago

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well that was depressing. I upvoted anyways, but still.

[–]piemaster118 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for finding this. I saw it once and couldn't find it until now. So much sad truth... I swear I've had that entire thought process go through my head before.

[–]gerusz 1 point2 points ago

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Inception has got nothing on this comic.

[–]TimeTransplant 1 point2 points ago

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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.............. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.............. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.............. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..............

[–]DoesNotDoPuns 1 point2 points ago

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Ok I'm off to kill myself now

[–]Bloodari 6 points7 points ago

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repost...

[–]lotictrance 2 points3 points ago

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From just like, what, yesterday? Two days ago? It was on frontpage the whole damn day.

[–]Piffinator 1 point2 points ago

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nah, I saw this a few months ago as well.

[–]ZombyNinjaKiller 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, I've finally been on reddit long enough to notice reposts from a few months ago.

[–]devynci 0 points1 point ago

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That's fine, we all do. I see you're new though, so may I give you a word of advice? Don't complain about reposts like Bloodari did. It's “karma whoring” just as much as reposting popular content is.

Though to be honest I don't support the idea of “karma whores” either, because karma is not finite. It's just a number that people can add to or remove from for free. It shows how popular someone's posts have been. That's it.

[–]cephas182 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone know what comic this was taken from or who the original artist is? I hate when stuff like this just gets blindly posted to imgur without any recognition.

[–]abraxo 4 points5 points ago

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Try the URL at the bottom of the image.

[–]cephas182 4 points5 points ago

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Well shit, I'm a dumbass. Thanks.

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 2 points3 points ago

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Ah but your dumbassery amused me, so I thank you.

[–]thetoxicmonarch 1 point2 points ago

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Count the reposts, I dare you.

[–]Nickyq52 0 points1 point ago

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This is too good

[–]yoshihasanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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Such a mindfuck!!!!!!

[–]makeskidskill 0 points1 point ago

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I think they have medication for this.

[–]AVCR 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa...

[–]bluechaka 0 points1 point ago

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i saw this awhile back. You forgot to put the hover caption over it. It makes it more of a mindfuck

[–]AXmichigan 0 points1 point ago

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dude this is amazing

[–]timdiggerm 0 points1 point ago

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"....Fuck!"

[–]squidwardisG 0 points1 point ago

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I was pretty sure this was going to end with his mother about to get an abortion.

[–]superdude4agze 0 points1 point ago*

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Unfortunately no one will take this seriously because all men ever think about is sex...

/sarcasm

[–]PretendsToBeADoctor 1 point2 points ago

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Yeeaah.....no.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It was an honor to watch that comic evolve on the internet over the past year and a half. I think this piece of art is now finished. Nice work, internet.

[–]quopolo 0 points1 point ago

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That's not funny....its just sad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this is kind of sad

[–]Snip3rWolf 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if this has been said or not, but I'm gonna say it anyway... INCEPTION!

[–]gumper 0 points1 point ago

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Favorite repost.

[–]Tyba11s 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more Anime Pro guy.

[–]scotchglass 0 points1 point ago

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aaaannnndddd repost....

[–]deVces 0 points1 point ago

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A Long forever alone

[–]Chunkydude95 0 points1 point ago

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That broke my scroll wheel :*(

[–]AThousandSuns12 0 points1 point ago

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that was awesome

[–]Johann_Seabass 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it, Indie Comix! Somtiems it goes wellllllll!!!!!!

[–]vertices 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck this gay world

[–]Elquinis 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think this one could go much deeper...

[–]Dnlx5 0 points1 point ago

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story of my life

[–]geleybou 0 points1 point ago

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I found that depressing, not funny.

[–]C_MEN 0 points1 point ago

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A W K W A R D C E P... Oh, never mind!

[–]YUNoDie 0 points1 point ago

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A really long repost.

[–]Blurring 0 points1 point ago

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THINKCEPTION

[–]xphaser99x 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck this gay earth...

[–]UtterlyDisposable 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody else find posts like this to be disgustingly self-indulgent?

[–]pipsqeek 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK. You just lived through my entire day.

[–]675675TEN 0 points1 point ago

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This was sooooooo good!!

[–]Oujou13 0 points1 point ago

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INCEPTION!

[–]OhOhCimb2rocK 0 points1 point ago

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Dude!!! This is exactly how I think all the time.....dangit I think I'm insane....

[–]kaosethema 0 points1 point ago

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whoa

[–]chippie-o -4 points-3 points ago

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REPOST

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 2 points3 points ago

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Oh these clever people that don't realize that not everyone sees every post every time and think that they, and people like them, are made more awesome by pointing out that they've seen the post before... You're awesomer! Also, there's some kind of reddiquette that says to knock this crap off, somewhere.

Why people upvote comments that are nothing more than this single word, it boggles my brain.

[–]FrostofSparta 8 points9 points ago

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It's not a repost if I didn't see it...

[–]DeadOnDrugs 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah fuck it is.

[–]redditor323 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man I tried this today... It went okay

[–]playwithyourdad -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]jonplant 2 points3 points ago

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your loss

[–]Danicecreamhead 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that for a few seconds then read it, it's great stuff.

[–]freecris -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank you to blow my mind, sir.

[–]multiseb -4 points-3 points ago

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And this my man, is your brain on marijuana.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Inception

[–]AddictiveSoup -1 points0 points ago

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Inception

[–]mansel -1 points0 points ago

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If a girl wants to talk to you she will, if she doesn't want to talk to you she won't. There is not a damn thing you can do about it and starting the conversation will often end in you wishing you had kept your mouth shut (which hurts infinitely more than wishing you had opened your mouth).

source: the constant memories that plague me of me not knowing when to keep my mouth shut.

[–]Ran4 0 points1 point ago

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If a girl wants to talk to you she will, if she doesn't want to talk to you she won't.

That... is completely untrue. Waiting for girls to talk to you is not going to get you anywhere at all.

[–]mansel 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps, I can only speak for my experience and in my time every woman I have dated has asked me out and I have been shot down by each one I approached. But you cannot tell me it "won't get me anywhere" because it has quite literally taken my across the country and back. I am not saying my approach is the best, or that it works for everyone. But, I can say that it won't backfire and leave you with your foot in your mouth.

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[–]omegacrunch 2 points3 points ago

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Know what's really like Inception? Right now. On the last day of philosophy class you hit your head and fell into a coma. The last month has been ... all in your head.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shit! Where's my little spinny thing?!

[–]Sqwalnoc -2 points-1 points ago

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resetting repost countdown

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 0 points1 point ago

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At least you tried to be amusing, I salute your "repost" post variation.

[–]pizzainacup -2 points-1 points ago

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what a shitty overblown mess of a comic

freakin virgins, i swear