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[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

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This should be brought up at every 'Abstinence Only' lecture.

[–]portnux 0 points1 point ago

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But of all the pregnancy avoidance measures I think abstinence is by far the most effective method. At least statistically.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 0 points1 point ago

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The problem with "don't have sex" as an abstinence method is that people have sex. So you have to have a backup plan available - that is, once people inevitably have sex, they have to have the tools and knowledge to do it safely.

Although, I was taught how to drive in driver's ed. I ended up eventually having an accident. If they had never taught me to drive, I probably wouldn't have had the temptation to get into a wreck after I got behind the wheel.

[–]norris528e 1 point2 points ago

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I have that Tshirt.

[–]Backupusername 1 point2 points ago

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Repost with the punchline in the title?

Oof. Better luck next time, dude.

[–]sawbutter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]iron_coffin 0 points1 point ago

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It's effective to more than 3 significant figures, so it is 100% effective.

[–]Aumah 0 points1 point ago

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A pregnant girl tells her parents she hasn't been having sex... they buy it... Christianity is born.

[–]inFeathers -1 points0 points ago

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C-c-combo breaker!!!