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[–]SometimesIDoThings 201 points202 points ago

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[–]generic-name 152 points153 points ago

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[–]AsianPerson 11 points12 points ago

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That's not cool man.

[–]fbass 9 points10 points ago

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OH HERE HE IS GUYS!! WE FOUND HIM

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What gave him away?

[–]AsianPerson 2 points3 points ago

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It's the elbows. Definitely the elbows.

[–]Beriadan -1 points0 points ago

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Whats an erbows?

[–]contextsdontmatter 11 points12 points ago

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-_-

[–]Spendthrift_Pennyton 0 points1 point ago

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i've been looking for the one captioned: "You know that guy Saito?", "Yeah", "He looks like this"

[–]generic-name 0 points1 point ago

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You can try looking for it at r/vertical

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[–]NBAallstar 9 points10 points ago

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You sound like fun.

[–]soyabstemio 2 points3 points ago

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In a totally non-funny kinda way.

[–]sonicmerlin 13 points14 points ago

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I was thinking of that one, but I thought it had different subtitles.

[–]bobdolebobdole 0 points1 point ago

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It's as if you reposted this for the 1000th time. Oh wait, you did repost it. Never mind.

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[–]Roton7 4 points5 points ago

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Nope

[–]jf286381 17 points18 points ago

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HATERS GON HATE...http://i.imgur.com/me8VV.gif

[–]Kingdomcum 0 points1 point ago

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What is this i dont even

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Behind the knee

[–]gabeag 38 points39 points ago

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Yeah, I mean it's only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts. But ya gotta believe that it's there.

[–]OneForTonight -1 points0 points ago

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In the ear.

[–]finkalicious 11 points12 points ago

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You know what? We don't need to go any deeper. We're good.

[–]GrandadsLadyFriend 88 points89 points ago

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[–]El_Sonador 49 points50 points ago

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[–]FellerFeller 6 points7 points ago

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Inception.

Nope. No pun, no boldface, no spaces. Deal with it.

[–]Tatterdemallion 5 points6 points ago

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Well then: Bwaaaaaaa.

[–]crclOv9 0 points1 point ago

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...was a bitchin pokemon

[–]ChunderBeast 0 points1 point ago*

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If ALWP then i firmly believe it deserves an upvote, repost or not.

[–]Flowrine 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Singh100 3 points4 points ago

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A meme joke within a meme!

[–]Roton7 6 points7 points ago

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M E M E C E P ...Nevermind

[–]Left4Bread 1 point2 points ago

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So meta!

[–]Childs_Play 23 points24 points ago

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Legitimately made me lol. Nice.

[–]Purecorrupt 51 points52 points ago

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At first I was like "YOU CAN'T MAKE BABIES IN THAT HOLE SILLY!!" Then afterwards I was like "Ohhh..."

[–]DevilYouKnew 10 points11 points ago*

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At first I was like "YOU CAN'T MAKE BABIES IN THAT HOLE SILLY!!"

And then I'm a dog.

[–]Cant_explain_that 2 points3 points ago

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That's deep man

[–]zzzacs 4 points5 points ago

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we need to go deeper

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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i think it works so well because you could interpret it either way.

[–]cybermats 0 points1 point ago

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[–]-CaptObvious- 27 points28 points ago

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The man has been doing anal only.

[–]DidntReadUsername 3 points4 points ago

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Uh yeah, that's the joke. Wtf?

[–]justcommentspenis 0 points1 point ago

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penis

[–]tibererer 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Mattywanna 12 points13 points ago*

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Leonardo DiCrapio in ... Misconception.

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[–]stiles67 6 points7 points ago

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The second guess would be correct

[–]jimbo_jet 1 point2 points ago*

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The idea is that vaginal sex results in

C O N C E P T I O N

Fortunately, the guy was using anal sex as a form of

C O N T R A C E P T I O N

[–]jimbo_jet 4 points5 points ago

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However, his belief that anal sex is the primary means of intercourse and that vaginal sex is secondary, was a

M I S C O N C E P T I O N

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[–]jimbo_jet -1 points0 points ago

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Probably going to get downvoted to hell for my quadruple post, bold face, and lame jokes.

I'm okay with this for some reason.

[–]CephasMar 19 points20 points ago

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I see what you did there.

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[–]Reyer 0 points1 point ago

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you are a demon

[–]imareddititer 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Batterup714 3 points4 points ago

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Just use

C O N T R A C E P T I O N

[–]tcg420 14 points15 points ago

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FOREVER POOP DICK

[–]PointsOutTheJoke 7 points8 points ago

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HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE OTHER HOLE USUALLY MEANS ANUS BUT THIS PERSON TOOK IT TO MEAN VAGINA, IMPLYING THAT HE NORMALLY PARTICIPATES IN ANAL SEX.

[–]feeneyswimmer91 1 point2 points ago

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I would be nowhere without this novelty account

[–]6h057 3 points4 points ago*

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Repost, but still my favorite!

Edit: I didn't mean it in a bad way. It's a repost that doesn't get old for me.

[–]jonnyboyblu 0 points1 point ago

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I sir will give you my karma for this is a repost.

[–]C_MEN 2 points3 points ago*

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Best family planning technique ever!!

[–]OrdinarySteve 0 points1 point ago

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The old switcharoo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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who ever made this is a genius

[–]feeneyswimmer91 0 points1 point ago

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what?.... what?

[–]wolf_of_mibu 0 points1 point ago

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Ok I have seen this meme so many times and LMFAO, what movie is it from so I can actually watch it

[–]Mrexcellent[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I submitted this one and it still makes me laugh when i read it

[–]Dragon_DLV 1 point2 points ago

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It's something about others finding it amusing that makes you realize that it actually was funny, and not just in your head.

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

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She wouldn't get pregnant if you used C O N T R A C E P T I O N. (and cuz it's the other hole...)

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

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why does it have to use the f bomb? i want to share this with people but i don't want to be a sleeze.

[–]TheMocoMan 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD!!! I'm having a crazy laughing fit right now ....

[–]Angercrank 0 points1 point ago

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Flatten down the swatches everyone it's going to be rough night out on the pearly gates!

[–]alwaystakeabanana 8 points9 points ago

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I think you meant batten down the hatches for the first part of that sentence. As for the rest of it, you're on your own figuring out what you meant.

Edit: "Flatten down the swatches" - Sewing pirates.

[–]Angercrank 0 points1 point ago

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Holy hell REALLY?!

[–]Crack_Daniels 0 points1 point ago

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MT

[–]dakotabailey57 0 points1 point ago

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butt fuck it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Pump That Oil Up

[–]zoso471 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest one of these I've seen yet. Good job.

[–]Thestassinator -4 points-3 points ago

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Giggity giggity giggity buttsex!

[–]Matriss 1 point2 points ago

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Cowwwwboy buttsex

Sodomeeee-heeeeee

[–]toxicFork 5 points6 points ago

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I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE FAMILY GUY

[–]ubelong2matt -3 points-2 points ago

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Consider my shit officially lost...

[–]SweetAlmighty -4 points-3 points ago

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I want you to see me as a whole, with a w

[–]GenerationKILL -4 points-3 points ago

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ROFLCOPTER!!

[–]Huggle_Shark -5 points-4 points ago

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Whenever I see this picture, I think "the guy looks like a lizard". Does anyone else think so?