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[–]fwork 30 points31 points ago

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That's Petra, she's German.

Wrong country, sir.

[–]tokinwhiteguy 18 points19 points ago

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I see nothing wrong with this, it's what I masturbate to daily.

[–]freerider -1 points0 points ago

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*lactate

[–]LogicalFallacy2 3 points4 points ago

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Lactation / milking fantasies aren't that uncommon.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Is it really Japanese?

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[–]virusporn 2 points3 points ago

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Boobs are too big.

[–]zephyr952 4 points5 points ago

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I could fap to that

[–]senfood 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this isn't Japanese.

Don't ask me how I know that.

[–]blueasclepius 9 points10 points ago

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Udderly terrifying.

[–]andyman80 8 points9 points ago

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Your just milking this for the karma

[–]potted 2 points3 points ago

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Don't have a cow, man.

[–]LogicalFallacy2 3 points4 points ago

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Guys, guys - I think it's time we mooved on.

[–]faceplanted 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, this thread is bull.

[–]LogicalFallacy2 1 point2 points ago

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Over at /r/trees they know about a poorly done video called heifer madness. Best I got.

[–]vvo 2 points3 points ago

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I think it would be an interesting story to find how someone gets to the point where they are wearing a cow mask and having their breasts milked by a machine for porn. For me, it would be an Obi-wan moment, where I'd have to go home and rethink my life.

[–]LogicalFallacy2 1 point2 points ago

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I would think you should be rethinking your life if you AREN'T enjoying your fantasies in a safe, sane and consensual manner.

[–]The_Evil_Within 1 point2 points ago

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I think it goes something like, "I normally take a risk catching syphilis or AIDS... or some kind of nasty bug while doing ATM. You want me to put on a cow mask and get my breasts milked by a machine? Right, I'll see you at 9:00am."

It's a job, and that woman had one of the less stressful gigs available in porn.

[–]LogicalFallacy2 3 points4 points ago

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My udderstanding is that Petra actually enjoys it - it isn't a job for her.

[–]WayneDV 1 point2 points ago

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Waiting for my laptop battery to run down..... it's the only way I can think of to stop myself watching this damn thing.

I'm transfixed ... in a staring-at-road-kill kind of way

[–]flip314 1 point2 points ago

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If you don't like this, don't google "Hucow"...

[–]Describes_NSFW_Links 1 point2 points ago

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This is an animated gif of a woman in red latex pants and a cow mask. she has leather bracelets on and is holding handles while cow milking devices suckle at her nipples.

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[–]GargamelCuntSnarf -3 points-2 points ago

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OK I'll be the one who tells you that the source was posted eight hours before you asked for it.

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[–]GargamelCuntSnarf -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, you want a link that works? Try this one.

[–]iumesh 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm...Would PETA have an issue with this o_O?

[–]zombiebunnie 0 points1 point ago

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The wierdest boner, have it I do.

[–]lowrads -1 points0 points ago

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Relevant [NSFW]

[–]murderland 0 points1 point ago

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FOUR BOOBS?!

[–]The_Evil_Within 0 points1 point ago

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The best reason not to genetically engineer women as cows is that women have this annoying habit of wanting lives outside the farm... lives in which they can catch diseases that could then be spread via their milk. It's much easier to genetically engineer a cow to produce human milk.

Personally, I'm all for genetically engineering women to produce milk from 18-35 with or without children, so I can get a drink from the tap whenever I want. I suspect many women would be opposed to this.

[–]Zwatha -1 points0 points ago

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Got milk?

[–]elkranger01 -1 points0 points ago

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only bad part is the cow mask

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I have a woody.

[–]DopeFishLives -2 points-1 points ago

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I think I might be done with the internet for today.