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[–]playdohfunfactory 185 points186 points ago

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  • Drive too slow
  • Wait for the horn(s)
  • Extend an arm out the window & shoot 'em the bird
  • Wait for disgruntled driver to pull alongside (poised to unleash wrath)
  • Hilarity ensues

[–]Jysician 46 points47 points ago

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  • Have 911 ready to be dialed when it's a super ripped guy who doesn't find it funny and tries to beat you up.

[–]Spadeykins 24 points25 points ago

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Even a steroid raged man would have to find this funny.. right? Right?

face gets punched in

[–]BlackRage 29 points30 points ago

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Steroid guy can't find face, gets confused, turns and leaves.

[–]Seangonzo79 4 points5 points ago

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Ask Albert Haynesworth

[–]jaze17 4 points5 points ago

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And while you're at it, ask him why he's such a lazy piece of shit.

[–]BerateBirthers 0 points1 point ago

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He got his money so why shouldn't he be?

[–]fenwaygnome 0 points1 point ago

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He's our problem here in New England now... sigh.

[–]BobbyDuwitz 2 points3 points ago

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"I'll dial '91' on my phone now just in case."

[–]mckd 2 points3 points ago

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or just shoot him

[–]terriblehuman 1 point2 points ago

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If a guy like that gets out of his car, just run him over.

[–]CryHav0c 5 points6 points ago

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We smoke when we shoot the bird!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Getting it is easy, filling it with illegal substances and riding it across the border is not...

[–]pikindaguy 2 points3 points ago

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Have a passenger in the backseat. Preferably a child.

[–]Cypher72 10 points11 points ago

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Or have a child with an RC controller sitting in the back seat.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago

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or one of those toy steering wheels.

[–]alphanovember 1 point2 points ago

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You know what's funny? This is actually how I drive most of the time. Hands low and fingertips on the wheel. I drive very carefully.

[–]feureau -3 points-2 points ago

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You know, I would've called 911 and tell them that there's a runaway vehicle, then will tail this car to make sure that nobody got hurt.

I'm sure there's compensation for the lawyers in here somewhere. Anyone care to legalize?

[–]ilostmyoldaccount 84 points85 points ago

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Until some 200 pounds thief steals your car.

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points ago

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But great if a hot girl steals your car.

[–]noroom 136 points137 points ago

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Step 1: Cut a hole in the seat.

[–]bertolt 76 points77 points ago

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2: Put your junk in that seeeeeeat

[–]Lazook 59 points60 points ago

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3: Make her sit in the seat

and that's the way to do it.

[–]32koala 33 points34 points ago

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It's my dick in a seat!

...My dick in a seat, girrrrl.

[–]pIIE 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, internet.

[–]friedsushi87 8 points9 points ago

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Why is there a worm on the seat of this car?

[–]0reason 1 point2 points ago

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4: Use your hands to replace the seatbelt to hold her breasts.

[–]friedsushi87 -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is there a worm on the seat of this car?

[–]petergallo 9 points10 points ago

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the next one of these isn't going to work. just sayin'.

[–]footballersrok 1 point2 points ago

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Of course it does. Someone just did it..

[–]sprucenoose 1 point2 points ago

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3: Apply fabric disintegration cream.

[–]supaphly42 10 points11 points ago

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"I feel some junk, but I'm not near the trunk."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Step 2: Put your Dick in the Seat!

[–]yentlequible -2 points-1 points ago

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How unfair. You were downvoted after submitting a comment at the same time as another which basically said the exact same thing.

[–]themysteriousx 3 points4 points ago

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He got the quote wrong.

1: "Cut a hole in a box", 2: "Put your junk in that box", 3: "Make her open the box

[–]ForgettableUsername -1 points0 points ago

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How would you open a seat?

[–]themysteriousx 5 points6 points ago

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THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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It's a dark world.

[–]sprucenoose 0 points1 point ago

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You'd have to realign it to replace the stick shift.

[–]Mrmeat31 0 points1 point ago

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You act like 200lbs is a lot.

[–]ForgettableUsername 22 points23 points ago

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It's about $330 USD.

[–]CaptainMage 34 points35 points ago

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I wonder what would happen if a cop pulled him over.

[–]Gippin 41 points42 points ago*

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Sir do you know how fast you were... um

[–]Charleym 54 points55 points ago

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Sir, do you know you're a seat?

[–]lllunchbox 22 points23 points ago

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No.

[–]ForgettableUsername 6 points7 points ago

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Oh? Was I really? I can't tell, my seatometer is broken.

[–]hawps 2 points3 points ago

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No, you're a seat.

[–]UrbanToiletShrimp 2 points3 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a bus!

[–]sleeplessone 11 points12 points ago

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[–]CaptainMage 7 points8 points ago

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how

[–]XPreNN 1 point2 points ago

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Sir?

[–]gn3xu5 8 points9 points ago

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That's a tazerin'.

[–]MajorNoodles 0 points1 point ago

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He'd use the missiles mounted on the roof. Look closely, you'll see them.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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This would be way better with a person sitting in the back of the car, perhaps reading a newspaper.

[–]lance713 57 points58 points ago

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This is hilarious... but it can't be safe at all.

[–]keozen 88 points89 points ago

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It's from one of the Bond movies, die another day I think, where he has a remote control for the bond car. This is a screen cap from the behind the scenes feature on the DVD showing how they did it.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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James did drive a car remotely in Tomorrow Never Dies as seen here and referenced here. However, both Wikipedia and some random Malaysian forum have images posted of how the stunt was really done.

[–]recneps100 1 point2 points ago

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Well, this way is a lot cheaper.

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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It is entirely possible that they had multiple vehicles for different shots. It does look like the car in the Malaysian forum has a black interior, though. I can't tell whether the seatsuit car is a BMW.

[–]Smoked_Herb 0 points1 point ago

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This. How would the wheel where the back seat is work, when he was in the back seat of the car o.o

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Well, no, they really did use the car driven from the back seat. I'm not sure of the details, but presumably they extended the steering column through the driver's seat or something. It's also possible that they used other methods for other shots as well... I know that most movies that have a lot of shots with cars have multiple versions of the main cars. However, I don't have any confirmation whatsoever that the seat-suit method was used in the James Bond film. I'm just pointing out that the fact that they used another method doesn't entirely rule it out.

[–]Mustkunstn1k 52 points53 points ago

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I refuse to belive that.

[–]poclshult 10 points11 points ago

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Or you can believe that BMW started including rockets built into the roofs. Look at the very top of the picture.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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haha, thats brilliant

[–]goochtek 2 points3 points ago

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They also did this for KITT from Knight Rider. If you look closely at some of the scenes, you can spot the driver.

[–]bockyPT 0 points1 point ago

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Also, in some stunts the KITT's steering wheel is replaced by a regular one.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Proof or it didn't happen

[–]holyghostbuster 14 points15 points ago

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too bad i often use my peripheral vision while driving.

[–]ithika 33 points34 points ago

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The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

We need to set this car on fire.

[–]mintyice 10 points11 points ago

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The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

[–]FireNexus 5 points6 points ago

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And a dark wind blows.

[–]Dr_fish 7 points8 points ago

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The government is corrupt, and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine

[–]wheninbrome 2 points3 points ago

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and the machine is bleeding to death

[–]naddoddr 0 points1 point ago

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And the machine is bleeding to death.

[–]ithika 0 points1 point ago

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And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And there's murder on the dancefloor!

[–]MastaODisasta -3 points-2 points ago

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And a dark wind blows...

[–]sahboe 1 point2 points ago

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strings

[–]partcomputer 2 points3 points ago*

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I'm pretty certain the last thing I ever expected to see in these comments was a Godspeed You! Black Emperor reference.

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[–]partcomputer 4 points5 points ago

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I shouldn't have said that because /r/funny is the bastion of perfect and appropriate commenting, right?

[–]angrybread 2 points3 points ago

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I appreciate you because I had no clue what was being referenced.

[–]MrMooster 0 points1 point ago

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bastion schweinsteiger

[–]arjie 1 point2 points ago

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And this is the song they're referencing.

[–]yawetag12 10 points11 points ago

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Too bad you can't see the looks you get.

[–]Robert_Arctor 13 points14 points ago

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I'll go with the same comment from last time this was posted.

"Gene Parmesan?"

[–]partcomputer 2 points3 points ago

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GEENNE PARMESEANNN!!!

[–]zim2411 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JOHN_MCCAIN_R 3 points4 points ago

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  • Have a large sticker labeled "Google Car - Google Inc"

[–]LINKS_FOR_YOU 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rudahn 1 point2 points ago

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as well as making announcements ... *in a pleasant female voice. *

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Headcancer 0 points1 point ago

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I was reading along through that article fine until I got to:

Because the robot cars would eventually be less likely to crash, they could be built lighter, reducing fuel consumption. But of course, to be truly safer, the cars must be far more reliable than, say, today’s personal computers, which crash on occasion and are frequently infected.

...and my brain stumbled.

[–]ecclesiastes1-9 20 points21 points ago

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What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

[–]m_Pony 26 points27 points ago

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aw, you always say that.

[–]tyler 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I've heard that before.

[–]Kidsturk -2 points-1 points ago

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There's someone on the patent office on the line for you...something about ...bullshit?

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw two birds around the bush.

[–]chris_ut 14 points15 points ago

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Bond movie stunt driver. I know this thanks to the many, many times this pic has been reposted.

[–]jsims281 6 points7 points ago

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Can I point you here?

[–]Tokeli 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's an incredibly shitty way for a movie with a shit-ton of money to remotely drive a car.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 2 points3 points ago

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I would definitely try this in a car if the owner is a hot chick.

[–]DLMD 2 points3 points ago

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There seems to be a lump in this seat.

[–]Dr_fish 1 point2 points ago

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Better even it out by rubbing it.

Oh, the seats all wet.

[–]isny 1 point2 points ago

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Must be driving a Dodge Stealth.

[–]VeryLittle 1 point2 points ago

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Put stickers on the car that say "MIT Department of Robotics and Artificial Intelligence" with a bumper sticker that says "Grand Canyon or bust"

[–]rindindin 1 point2 points ago

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Imagine stopping in a bad neighborhood, parking the car with the windows down. When someone tries to jack your car or steal something, just give them the biggest shock of their life.

[–]spiegelman 0 points1 point ago

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Taking Bait Car to a whole new level...

[–]lawpoop 1 point2 points ago

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Better yet -- put some kind of goofy puppet on your lap and tape its hands to the steering wheel.

[–]zaphodi 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AtomicAsthmatic 1 point2 points ago

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I find it awkward enough driving around with a hoodie on =/

[–]HieRiuM 1 point2 points ago

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i like how some people encourage others to do some silly shit

[–]seatsmuggler 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ampatent 1 point2 points ago

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Has no one seen the failure in logic here? Based on the headgear it's likely the driver cannot see out of their peripheral vision, meaning that they would have to turn their head to see anyone to their side. So how the hell are you supposed to "enjoy the looks you get" when you can't even see them without revealing the joke?

[–]STiX360 0 points1 point ago

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Hidden cam. Watch it later.

[–]Mermania27 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit that seat just looked at me!

[–]iSteve 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha. Watch the carnage as other drivers stop looking where they're going.

[–]SkepticalSagan 0 points1 point ago

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The one that stands in the passenger seat is even stealthier, in my opinion.

[–]RHesketh 0 points1 point ago

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I need to try this.

[–]Gamester677 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking cars... HOW DO THEY WORK?!

[–]Dr_Zeuss 0 points1 point ago

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This is how they filmed most of Knight Rider. Watch the pilot episode, and you will see it.

[–]megamuncher 0 points1 point ago

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This trick was used to smuggle people from East Berlin to West Berlin. (had a driver sitting on the chair)

[–]Barnolde 0 points1 point ago

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clever girl

[–]cm1993 0 points1 point ago

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TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My guess is a cop will pull you over and find something to ticket you for.

[–]Look_Ma_No_Hans 0 points1 point ago

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the good news is that if you get pulled-over by a copy for speeding, all you have to do is sit still and maybe he'll think you already disappeared from the car

[–]Look_Ma_No_Hans 0 points1 point ago

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"Look, ma! Only Hands!"

[–]clyspe 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't it illegal to have anything on your face while driving that isn't glasses?

[–]drz400sm 0 points1 point ago

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would be better as an M5, then take off when you see a cop

[–]doozyjr 0 points1 point ago

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Where can you get one of these?

[–]TasteOfChaos 0 points1 point ago

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Where the fuck do I buy one of these!

[–]George_Burdell 0 points1 point ago

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Mirror, anyone?

[–]BLVD 0 points1 point ago

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Put a google logo on the side

[–]gibbsalot 0 points1 point ago

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Best invention ever.

[–]toiletscrubber 0 points1 point ago

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leave window open in a parking lot and wait for a car theif. then call 911 while they sit on your lap

[–]carlawrath 0 points1 point ago

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not that you would see the looks anyway..

[–]ninjaface 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Very safe joke, indeed.

[–]crystalbluecurrents 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT THAT

[–]albatross_pants 0 points1 point ago

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Would be epic in a drive-through.

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[–]jsims281 2 points3 points ago

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Aww shush

[–]SteadyAimGaming -1 points0 points ago

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fuck repost

[–]brille83 -3 points-2 points ago

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Not funny the first time, not funny now:)