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[–]ViperApples 846 points847 points ago

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At first I was angry because there wasn't any magic. But then there was

[–]MECHENGR 278 points279 points ago

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Im drunk and you just hit the soul man true words true words

[–]ViperApples 78 points79 points ago

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[8]

[–]danielj820 68 points69 points ago

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Can this be explained to me?

[–][deleted] 511 points512 points ago

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It's a popular trend in the drug subreddits, mostly /r/trees, where a number is used 0 to 10 to describe the posters state of mind.

0 being completely sober, while 10 is supposed to be a climber summiting the fractal peaks of insanity.

[–]dddanmar 96 points97 points ago

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You sir, get a point for explaining it properly.

[–]Economoly 54 points55 points ago

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and eloquently at that.

[–]xlamplighter 83 points84 points ago

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Where are the hard drug reddits? I think r/trees is a gateway subreddit.

[–]beebhead 77 points78 points ago

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Go to r/trees first. After about a month you'll see links everywhere to the hard drug subreddits and you won't be able to resist. At a certain point you'll only go to r/trees to come down off of other subreddits. I used to suck dick for r/coke.

[–]Avampiremoose 19 points20 points ago

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Which is marginally better than r/Isuckdickforcoke

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I SEEN HIM!

[–]terrible_name 1 point2 points ago

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I got these cheeseburgers man!

[–]jaze17 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I went to r/coke expecting to find fellow carbonated drink enthusiasts. Big mistake. Now I am a begging for change so I can have enough money to go on another binge enthusiast.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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r/drugs

Depending on your definition of a hard drug, r/psychonaut is also worth a look.

[–]JustifiedTrueBelief 2 points3 points ago

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The Peaks...of INSANITY!!!

Inconceivable.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 6 points7 points ago

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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[–]Rummity 1 point2 points ago

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Well said

[–]MtnyCptn 1 point2 points ago

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The music note from msn messenger? What an odd thing to write at such a time

[–]Teacup_Kitsune 1 point2 points ago

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(Y)

[–]MarkByers 42 points43 points ago

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Yeah... how the fuck did he change the color of his pants?

[–]PetitPois 41 points42 points ago

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I am a great magician! Your clothes are red! Nyaahhhhh!!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Shirt ripper!

[–]Teacup_Kitsune 2 points3 points ago

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"So strong he can punch through a mans chest. Wait, what was that, i mean thats a perfect cylinder, thats not even possible."

[–]homer2320776 1 point2 points ago

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Kung Pow is funny as hell!

[–]TheDunadan 2 points3 points ago

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WOLOLO!

[–]CtrlAltDeleteDie 1 point2 points ago

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Wololo

[–]Jysician 28 points29 points ago

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It was Peter Parker using his spiderman powers to stick to the bottom of the second bed.

[–]impulsivedryer 307 points308 points ago

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peter parkour

[–]porh 29 points30 points ago

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parkour! (flips over sofa)

[–]meditonsin 73 points74 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]Magusreaver 11 points12 points ago

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been waiting a while to use that, haven't you?

[–]hrv1004 1 point2 points ago

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Only since that joke was made when The Amazing Spiderman trailer hit reddit.

[–]Fartmatic 104 points105 points ago

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that's bunkum

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[–]Fartmatic 58 points59 points ago

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It was in my vocabulary filed under 'use only for lame wordplay etc'. Judging by the downvotes people find it strange and frightening.

[–]push_pull_amplifier 1 point2 points ago

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oh shit my grandson found I have to change my username now

[–]nonprocrastinator 4 points5 points ago

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That's what I call falling a sleep.

[–]dezmd 1 point2 points ago

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He just created a Doppleganger, now lets see who kills who first!

[–]noreallyimeanit 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to see YOU hop up to the top bunk like that without magic.

[–]babyd0lll 358 points359 points ago

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They must have so much room for activities!

[–]UpSideofDown 19 points20 points ago

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Do you think they'll go do Karate in the garage next?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'M A WIZZZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]akatherder 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, I've only seen that movie once (recently) and I wouldn't have caught the reference otherwise. Must go watch again.

[–]wakeandbac0n 41 points42 points ago

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my friend loves to say this

[–]SkunkDunkOK 80 points81 points ago

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Dude, I don't mean to freak you out or nuthin' but, we have the same friend.

[–]Vrek 45 points46 points ago

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His name is babyd0ll!

[–]TWI2T3D 23 points24 points ago

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I don't know this babyd0ll you talk of, but I do know someone by the name of babyd0lll.

[–]BeMoreCareful 12 points13 points ago

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Snap

[–]Condawg 3 points4 points ago

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Crackle

[–]bluegender03 9 points10 points ago

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Sizzle!

[–]LogosEther 12 points13 points ago

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I think it's Pop, homes.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still upvoting bluegender for the surprise twist .

[–]victordavion 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought it was Holmes. As in Sherlock Holmes.

[–]Red_History 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's Holmes, Pop.

[–]Korpse 5 points6 points ago

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Hey, I never asked you, do you like guacamole?

[–]realytcracker 196 points197 points ago

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i heard darth vader in my head say "impressive"

then "most impressive" at guy #2

[–]Bornhuetter 71 points72 points ago

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Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the bedroom.

[–]order66survivor 56 points57 points ago

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This is getting sexy...

[–]mudgonzo 36 points37 points ago

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Or very tidy...

[–]KnightBlue 1 point2 points ago

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Better be careful, I heard Vader is looking for the last of the jedi. Looks like you're one of them.

[–]jmirra 7 points8 points ago

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so that's what the kids call it these days...

[–]RAG1NGLUNAT1C 131 points132 points ago

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It's even more magical in reverse.

[–]Bonkers21 56 points57 points ago

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So funny. It looks like the guy on the bottom is just sleeping and all of the sudden gets sucked up into the bed, gone forever.

[–]breshecl 16 points17 points ago

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Sooooo much trippier

[–]NekkidSnaku 2 points3 points ago

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I'm done.

[–]icydeadpeeps 4 points5 points ago

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  • First time watching it: heh
  • Second time: Haha
  • Third: hahahahahahhahah
  • By the fourth: HahaIcanthahahahbreathehahahah

[–]DoesPussyCount 4 points5 points ago

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YOU!!!!!!!! I was peacefully fapping, when I read this. I ended up laughing so badly, I couldn't breathe. Now, my penis burst!

[–]Econometrics 63 points64 points ago

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At first I thought, "whoa wizard!" and then I thought, "wizards?"

[–]citizen_coping 29 points30 points ago

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At first I thought, that's probably the type of shit I'd be doing in my prison cell too.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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laziness gives way to useless productivity to stave off the erratic, creeping hands of insanity.

Ah, captivity...

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ Thought the dude was naked....

[–]Bipolarruledout 40 points41 points ago

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Disappointing huh?

[–]superbluejeans 7 points8 points ago*

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[–]iananan 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago

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Well-played, both of you!

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[–]ShitMoneyAndTheWord 32 points33 points ago

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Parkour for sleepyheads.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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"...ah, man, I'm beat..."

::backflip off wall onto bed, immediately begins snoring::

[–]blueflash777 53 points54 points ago

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Harry Potter and the Bed-chamber of Secrets.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't that like a Porno title?

[–]blueflash777 2 points3 points ago

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Just googled it. Apparently somebody has made some erotic fan-fiction with the same title. TIL.

[–]voodoomindslave 7 points8 points ago

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He's a bunk bed wizard / There has to be a trick

A bunk bed wizard's got such a per-fect ki-i-ick

[–]me10 17 points18 points ago

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I got scared, I thought his soul fell out when he landed on the bed.

[–]joannchilada 10 points11 points ago

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IT DID

[–]AndrewWilsonnn 37 points38 points ago

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I must have watched that 30 times. Fuckin amazing

[–]Jysician 17 points18 points ago

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You stopped at 30?

[–]Mr_A 12 points13 points ago

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(obligatory string of gif jokes)

[–]JambaLakadiPamba 15 points16 points ago

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What are those?

[–]Mr_A 50 points51 points ago

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1) You stopped at 30? At 35, the cat comes in.
2) After the cat then the girls start doing it.
3) You guys stopped watching then? It didn't get good until they did it in the clown costumes.
And it keeps on going as if we're all supposed to believe its one long video and not a loop of the same footage. You know, those jokes.

[–]Farisr9k 22 points23 points ago

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You forgot:

I did not expect that ending

[–]Smarag 1 point2 points ago

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You gotta watch out for the sound scene near the end. That's one of the best.

[–]supaphly42 8 points9 points ago

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I don't always sleep with myself... but when I do, we stay in separate beds.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 90 points91 points ago

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That guy has a cute ass.

Just me?

[–]RampantHelicase 55 points56 points ago

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Child-bearing hips.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 23 points24 points ago

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God damn he does have some wide hips

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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But he has a slender waist. Ideal proportions work for meant oo

[–]Halrenna 1 point2 points ago

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Guys with slender waists/wide hips are totally hot to me, ngl.

[–]MananWho 66 points67 points ago

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I'll be in my bunk...

[–]oiwot 38 points39 points ago

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I'll be in his bunk...

[–]grimatongueworm 7 points8 points ago

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Junk in the bunk(s)

[–]oiwot 6 points7 points ago

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Junks in the bunk.

[–]aurthunderdrake 3 points4 points ago

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bunkbunkbunkbunkbunkbunkbunk

[–]gergles 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be under his bunk...

[–]oiwot 1 point2 points ago

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It's our bunk now.

[–]Farisr9k 17 points18 points ago

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Calm down, Travis.

[–]shriek 6 points7 points ago

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First I was like..that's pretty cool.

Now I cannot unsee the ass. ಠ_ಠ

[–]helicopterindian 1 point2 points ago

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same here. I was hoping it was a girl.

[–]sunpex 18 points19 points ago

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I am so sorry, butt... "dat ass"

[–]chimpwithalimp 4 points5 points ago

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Is this how babies are made?

[–]aMANescape 40 points41 points ago

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Shit just got... real!

[–]fluffbomb 7 points8 points ago

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Voodoo I tell you!

[–]doublestapler 4 points5 points ago

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Just imagine all the other bunk-bed hi-jinks in which those 2 rapscallions engage!

[–]Kirapa65 5 points6 points ago

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For a brief moment I considered showing this to my son. What was I thinking?

[–]exlex 3 points4 points ago

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Both of them look cute from behind.

[–]CONSTANTLY_SURPRISED 168 points169 points ago

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JESUS CHRIST I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. FUCKING DAMN

[–]voodoomindslave 50 points51 points ago

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Redditor for only an hour?

That's a paddlin'

[–]thislittlemonkey 11 points12 points ago

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I can't thank you enough for reminding me of this saying.

[–]OptimusOnline 9 points10 points ago

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Forgetting a meme?

Zero on the final.

[–]MananWho 208 points209 points ago

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Your username implied that you were going to be surprised, and your comment matches that description! What a hilarious novelty account!

[–]ParannoyeDreamer 61 points62 points ago

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You pointed out the novelty account joke in an ironic and blatant way! What a hilarious comment!

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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Oh look, someone trying to be funny by being a sarcastic prick.. wait.. Meta

[–]Shippolo 3 points4 points ago

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No, we must go deeper!

[–]ignanima 20 points21 points ago

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that's what she said.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 13 points14 points ago

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HIYOOOOO

[–]MetallicDragon 1 point2 points ago

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And the circle is complete.

[–]ifatree 1 point2 points ago

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[–]magister0 6 points7 points ago

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ironic

No

[–]wadecounty 11 points12 points ago

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Don't forget it's in all caps too! Dohohoho so funny

[–]Spacecow 6 points7 points ago

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Not only is it funny, it's a great way to attract otherwise undue attention!

[–]CaptainPoo 2 points3 points ago

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changed his pants with magic too.

AMAZING.

[–]MananWho 17 points18 points ago

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Don't be ridiculous. When you duplicate yourself via magic, everyone knows that the clone will be wearing slightly darker clothing than you.

How else would you be able to identify the original from the clone?

[–]andurilfromnarsil 7 points8 points ago

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*Any avid player of fighting games knows this, of course.

[–]double1 2 points3 points ago

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I feel bad for whoever lives behind that wall he kicks.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Ever since I was a young boy

I've played the bunkered beds

From Soho down to Brighton

I must have played them all

But I ain't seen nothing like him

In any college dorm

That deaf, dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean bunk bed

[–]Bloopie 2 points3 points ago

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I am rarely that vigorous right before falling asleep.

[–]Bootlegeric63 2 points3 points ago

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it looks like the bunk gave birth to a young adult..such a rare event!

[–]drop0ut 2 points3 points ago

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Sobering up over here, reading it as Bunk bed lizard. Twice.

[–]fernguts 2 points3 points ago

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Sobering-up sucks, eh? We're all pulling for you.

[–]lemonpjb 2 points3 points ago

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"What? Why is this on the front pa- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!?"

[–]itlnstln 2 points3 points ago

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I think we need to de-bunk the magic being used here.

[–]POINTS_OUT_FLAWS 2 points3 points ago

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THEY ARE WEARING DIFFERENT PANTS

[–]SonicSam 2 points3 points ago

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Noob Saibot Wins. Bedality

[–]becksway 2 points3 points ago

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Totally read that title to the tune of Pinball Wizard

[–]Chowboxer 8 points9 points ago

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It's like that scene from Three Ninjas where the youngest one hides from the bad guys by clinging to the bed just like that!

Ah, childhood.

[–]rishid 4 points5 points ago

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I think 3 ninjas was just added to Netflix streaming, go and relive your childhood with rocky, colt and tumtum

[–]jeweki 6 points7 points ago

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Bunk beds...how do they work?

[–]Staley34 16 points17 points ago

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magnets bro

[–]whatwasit 17 points18 points ago

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This just raises further questions!

[–]xyroclast 7 points8 points ago

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Read that in Hermes' voice

[–]25lazyfinger 4 points5 points ago

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Sweet sacred boa of Western and Eastern Samoa!

[–]RRightmyer 3 points4 points ago

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You can't explain that!

[–]milkycratekid 1 point2 points ago

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Bunk bed replicates! This would have been my little brother's worst nightmare (or one night I'd have opened the door to an army of him).

[–]totoroboto 1 point2 points ago

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Is this how the scientific process of cloning works?

[–]whatisthis8 1 point2 points ago

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This is FAR more amusing than it should be.

[–]Xlyfer 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still waiting for the top bunk to collapse.

[–]Scottush 1 point2 points ago

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Wut.

[–]aLNziNN7 1 point2 points ago

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At first I was like, I've done that, but then I shat bricks.

[–]KillerBongzilla 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like he hits his foot on the bed support. Bet hes thinking, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Stay cool dude, stay cool".

[–]acrousey 1 point2 points ago

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Now I know the answer to the greatest riddle of all time: If a ninja is sleeping in/under your mattress, and you jump into bed, will he notice?

Answer is apparently no.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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went to bed like a boss

[–]SecretNegroArmy 1 point2 points ago

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I always wait for the other dude to drop.

[–]alexgeek 1 point2 points ago

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I was so expecting the bed to break

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me have to go poop.

[–]Kirill88 1 point2 points ago

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Russian student hostels...

[–]thesatchmo 1 point2 points ago

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Portal 3: Bunkmates

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago

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That bed must be a cloning machine.

[–]zorton213 1 point2 points ago

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I want to see the blooper reel

[–]Blumpkinhead 1 point2 points ago

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Did that bed just poop a human?

[–]Wozbo 1 point2 points ago

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Ever been so tired you need to sleep in 2 beds?

[–]LongTimeLurkerGuy 1 point2 points ago

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You're a wizard Harry.

[–]squishypants 1 point2 points ago

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I wish a man would fall out of my bunk bed!

[–]mrgrendal 1 point2 points ago

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What they don't show you is after a month of doing that is his foot going through the wall. (not fact, just speculation)

[–]Me_Gusta_Everything 1 point2 points ago

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[–]A_GOOD_BAND_NAME 1 point2 points ago

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bunk bed wizard

[–]ashagari 1 point2 points ago

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would have been more WTF if they wore the same pants

[–]ashagari 1 point2 points ago

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would have been more WTF if they wore the same color pants

[–]AnnoyingTweenageGirl 1 point2 points ago

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OMFGWTFBBQ HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!??!?

[–]mangarooboo 1 point2 points ago

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Progression of thoughts: "Oh, that was cool. Now that the gif's loaded it'll play aga- WHAT THE FUCK!"

[–]YoullThankMeLater 1 point2 points ago

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exactly my thought, I was like damn that was sweet, then his friend drops down

[–]antdude 1 point2 points ago

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Is that top guy's butt naked?

[–]Axoren 1 point2 points ago

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What my thought process was while watching this: "That guy isn't a wizard... he's just agile! I feel ripped--" Guy falls into bed from out of nowhere "HOLY FUCK!"

[–]Physics101 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah that's pretty cool I guess.

But can he slay a Balrog from Morgoth?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I misread that as "say", and thought, damn, I can't even say Balrog from Morgoth.

Go on, try and say it:

"Balrog from Morgoth."

Its just not the easiest fucking thing in the world to say is all I'm saying.

[–]Nah_bro 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, bro.

[–]TimesAreTough 1 point2 points ago*

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read the title, immediately thought "there's got to be a twist"

was not disappointed.

thanks op and thanks the who

[–]isometimesmakesense 3 points4 points ago

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In a bunk bed, one needs a subtle wrist, if you know what I mean.

[–]wessago 1 point2 points ago

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this is stupid...upvote.

[–]TheJoePilato 1 point2 points ago

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Better than this, for sure.

[–]Atario -1 points0 points ago

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Awesome + twist = upvote

[–]drawingablanktoo 1 point2 points ago

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i think you meant ninjas, bunk bed ninjas...

[–]alahos 0 points1 point ago

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We're gonna need a bed debunker!

[–]qwert_trewq 0 points1 point ago

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Me and my brother used to have loads of fun doing shit like this in our bunks. Shit 'like' this, except not nearly as good..

[–]ar0ne 0 points1 point ago

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I claim false wizardry! There is clearly a guy hanging onto the bottom of the top bunk the whole time, his landing was a little less than perfect if you pay attention.

[–]derleth 0 points1 point ago

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Got such a supple wrist!

[–]Brownbeluga 0 points1 point ago

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The Prestige: Bedroom Style

[–]recks 0 points1 point ago

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Going to bed like a boss.

[–]Antonskarp 0 points1 point ago

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It's like he's wearing nothing at all..

[–]tequiila 0 points1 point ago

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the jump on to top bunk was great but the the other guy coming out on no where was genious. AGT material