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Reddit, Today is my birthday and no one has acknowledged me...pretty much sums it up (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Happy Birthday!! (It's not a link)

[–]TCMoose 17 points18 points ago

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I still tried to click it.

[–]DidgeryDave21 2 points3 points ago

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you bastard...

[–]coronado86 -1 points0 points ago

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Jackass that wasn't funny, I saw (It's not a link) but my brain told my hand... Click it!, Click it !!, Click It!!!!!!!!, and i did it....And then my brain said...Soon.....You're so stupid!.

And That's why I will have to call you BASTARD!!!

[–]drewsus 20 points21 points ago

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how old are you? Its hard to remember birthdays. You need to tell ppl its your bday and plan a celebration yourself. As harsh as it sounds, you arent 8 anymore.

[–]WitheredTree 4 points5 points ago

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I once met a Tibetan Rinpoche (Lama), and it was his birthday. Of course, I wished him a happy birthday. He smiled this huge smile and said: "Every day is my birthday."

Next year, do something special for yourself, and make it your 'power' day.

[–]BARNABY_J0NES[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds good man, thanks

[–]SackoFriends 1 point2 points ago

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Holy cow! How old was he???

[–]WitheredTree 1 point2 points ago

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Over 300 years old - counting previous reincarnated lifetimes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arjia_Rinpoche

[–]Keblic 2 points3 points ago

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If you live on the east coast, only 45 minutes in - there's still time. Happy Birthday!

[–]KillahHills10304 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, if he is, in fact, on the East Coast, then he is definitely being a little impatient.

[–]witchyboi 2 points3 points ago

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Funny you mention that, I just got done watching "Sixteen Candles" with my daughter.

Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard, and I hope you marry Jake Ryan!

[–]miss_create 2 points3 points ago

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Happy birthday lion!

[–]AnchorsAway63 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know you and I don't care. Happy Fucking Birthday! I hope you have an amazing day. <3

[–]BARNABY_J0NES[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks

[–]SpookyAmes 2 points3 points ago

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Well there's your problem: You are a bear.

[–]TeamBacon 2 points3 points ago

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that is easily the saddest photo I have ever seen.

[–]hiphopkilledmyhamste 1 point2 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SON OF A GUN XD

[–]Moobyghost 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday!

[–]peahat 1 point2 points ago

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Aw.. happy birthday!

[–]wuteva 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry about that, Barnaby... we thought you were dead. Happy birthday! Welcome back!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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First time people forgot my birthday, I knew that my childhood was over. It lasted until I was in my late twenties so it was a good run.

[–]BARNABY_J0NES[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Early twenties here....oh well

[–]PercussivePineapple 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday! :D

[–]PapaCorn 1 point2 points ago

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Hey man, I know what it's like to have a crappy birthday, and I'm only 18. Have a video of a parrot singing Happy Birthday.

[–]BlueNotesBlues 1 point2 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO!

How old are you today? :O

[–]bobloki 1 point2 points ago

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Wooo!!!! Happy Freaken Birthday!!!

THE BEATLES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Nz9B1XFio

[–]nostradamnit 1 point2 points ago

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I remember when I was 8 or 9, I had a birthday party and no one came. I ate my cake with my family and had a good time and never cared much for birthday parties from then on...

[–]sandflea 2 points3 points ago

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Your birthday is only a big deal to other people until you're about 12.

[–]LGAflyer 1 point2 points ago

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Spend your birthday with my three best friends, Jack, Jim and Jose. They always make me feel better.

[–]keghiaguy 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget Johnny ;-)

[–]chioisabunny 1 point2 points ago

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r/foreveralone

[–]lionheartednyhc 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday!

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck dude, happy birthday! I hate my birthday because, well anyways... So do this, do things for yourself today, don't wait for people to do things for you okay?

[–]beregon 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday! /Me joins op outside the cave

[–]Jaysenka 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, Happy Birthday Buddy! My friend Mike whom I went to High School with used the nickname 'Barnaby Jones' for his BBS Alias, So I must give you much props on that and this being your birthday! Have a Great one brother!

[–]Anofir 0 points1 point ago

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Don't sweat it. I can barely remember my own birthday, never mind anyone elses.

[–]BrokenStrides 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody should be forgotten on their birthday! Have some cake! :)

[–]kochipoik 0 points1 point ago

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My partners family didn't acknowledge my 21st birthday once, never a happy birthday or anything. Only his brother- and sister- in law. I was so sad :(

[–]RuneepWho 0 points1 point ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[–]BeerThursdays 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I feel every day..

[–]Andrew9mb 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday! May I add that you share my girlfriends birthday as well. Haha.

[–]cicafej 0 points1 point ago

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happppy birthday to youuuuuuuuu

[–]WhisperNorbury 0 points1 point ago

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The internet to the rescue! Have a great one!

[–]foreverastudent 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday!

[–]Pumpkin_Pie 0 points1 point ago

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you obviously are not on facebook. Its a fuckin Birthday party for someone everyday on facebook

[–]NewmansPwn 0 points1 point ago

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Shutup bitch

[–]dr_doomtron 0 points1 point ago

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The doctor congratulates you on the anniversary of your triumphant escape from the womb. in other words HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY.

[–]illbevictorious 0 points1 point ago

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awwwww.
happy birthday, buddy!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday!

[–]Jameshi 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know bears celebrate birthdays :O happy birthday though!

[–]coronado86 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday

[–]Pr0diGy14 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday Mr. Jones

[–]flyrice 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday meester bear

[–]andleaf 0 points1 point ago

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You probably just didn't tell anybody it was your birthday....

[–]HocusThePocus 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday

[–]Beans-n-rice 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday ya handsome motherfucker! Early twenties as well, still waiting for someone to give a damn. Cheers to you!

[–]twiztedd 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday dude !

[–]BoboBublz 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry to hear that.

Happy birthday, buddy :)

Also, if you've been on Reddit, you might have noticed you share a birthday with Alton Brown.

Good times, no?

[–]Jaws666 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday dude.

[–]gwatson86 0 points1 point ago

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It's my birthday, too! But people have acknowledged me, at least a little. So I sent you a birthday present. Hope it helps!

[–]BARNABY_J0NES[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you so much man...u rock...happy birthday!

[–]razzbar 0 points1 point ago

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You're describing the day before yesterday. Didn't even see a little cake by my username.

Two years ago, Reddit gave me a hand made birthday card. It made my day. Last year, I got the cake. This year, snork.

Although somebody did give me a cricket ball. I've never seen one before. Thanks, Raj.

And happy birthday, BJ.

[–]vladtaltos 0 points1 point ago

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LOL, welcome to the real world and Happy Birthday! The first one that really pissed me off was when everyone remembered my birthday....except my wife and kids (my in-laws all called me and my coworkers even went so far as to throw me a birthday party).

[–]eyedrop 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday Barnaby_Jones!

[–]nospamforyou 0 points1 point ago

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happy birthday!!!!

[–]indatrees 0 points1 point ago

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Go hit up the hookah bar with your friends.

[–]_Jon 0 points1 point ago

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Stop looking for external validation.

[–]WetlandsDeputy 0 points1 point ago

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Im sorry....but you've managed to remind me that my most recent ex redid this pic for my 25th birthday last year. We broke up a month ago. :C this picture is ruined for me.

[–]mikeofaustin -1 points0 points ago

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At least you didn't try to karma whore with some stupid cat or something.... so I have the utmost respect for you, out of any other reddit birthday.... Have a huge upvote from me sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]CaptainCrisco -1 points0 points ago

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Why did you post this and not reply? Happy birthday man it's alright, theres millions just like you out there, we watch tv n stuff you know?

[–]curset -1 points0 points ago

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You can't really expect people to remember your birthdays after the age of 10ish. Unless you're on Facebook.

For what it's worth I wish you a happy birthday.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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you honestly feel you deserve acknowledgement for making it to another date of your birth. sigh.

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