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[–]babiesloveboobies 23 points24 points ago

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Whoever added that text is a comedic genius.

[–]grondly 60 points61 points ago*

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Guild Wars 2 concept art iirc, in case anyone was wondering.

[–]kodutta7 20 points21 points ago*

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Are you sure it's not a balrog talking to Sauron?

Yeah, realized my mistake, that Sauron never actually commanded balrogs, later. Morgoth.

[–]buddhabrot 12 points13 points ago

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Morgoth, actually.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Man, if Sauron was Morgoth's lieutenant, Morgoth must have been seriously deadly.

[–]grandom 13 points14 points ago

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You have no idea.

Look up The War Of Wrath on Wikipedia for an example of the kind of scale of shitstorm that he created.

[–]Papper 1 point2 points ago

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If they got rid of Morgoth, wouldn't getting rid of Sauron be easy, in comparinson?

[–]csulla[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Because the Vala, who fought off Morgoth and imprisoned him, abandoned the Middle-Earth to its fate at that stage.

[–]grandom 1 point2 points ago

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If they weren't, comparatively, such wimps? Yes.

When during the Second Age, the army of Numenor (where Aragorn is descended from) landed on the shores of Middle Earth, Sauron who was even stronger than he was during LOTR pretty much gave up without a fight because he realized a direct conflict would be a guaranteed loss. And the Numenoreans were like preschoolers compared to what the Elves were during the First Age. The same Elves that Morgoth made his bitches.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So he let his opponents drag him back to Númenor so he could sabotage them from within. Sauron could get you in a lot of ways.

[–]ginja_ninja 9 points10 points ago

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I don't know, would "the origin of all evil in existence, the corruption that caused the original flaw in the otherwise perfect and harmonious fabrication of the universe" be evil enough for you?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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To large for a balrog and balrog don't talk or make any noise.

[–]kodutta7 0 points1 point ago

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1) Size of balrogs is never defined by tolkien, the balrog in moria is supposed to be huge, though the balrogs of morgoth were maybe not as large.

2) Balrogs can communicate, and they definitely make noise.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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  1. Balrog are described as being twice human height.

  2. You may be correct here. I was thinking of a comment by Tolkien that the Balrog or Moria never make any vocal noises.

Of course Tolkien also said that there were never more then 7 Balrog so even he may not always be the ultimate authority.

[–]bijibijmak 5 points6 points ago

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Came here to ask for the source. Thanks. But I can't manage to find this exact image. Of course without the words

[–]ErnieDouglas 9 points10 points ago

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Its by the Artist Kekai Kotaki

http://www.kekaiart.com/

I don't know if he has that exact image on his website though

[–]UTC_Hellgate 2 points3 points ago

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Goddamn it, Do not look at professional level artwork while learning to paint. Back to colouring in Lineart! hahhaaaaaa...

[–]Papper 0 points1 point ago

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It is on the Guild Wars 2 page.

[–]yohanb 0 points1 point ago

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Such talent humbles me..

[–]grondly 1 point2 points ago*

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I remember seeing it somewhere on the GW2 site or blog. The new google image search says the GW2 norn page. I do not see it there currently, so I guess they must have changed it or something.

Edit:Sorry for double post, it said 504 =/

[–]CervezaPorFavor 0 points1 point ago

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iirc

FTFY. Although I personally hate these acronyms, wrong spellings bother me a lot more.

[–]grondly 0 points1 point ago

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Doh thanks, dumb mistake now that I look.

[–]dossier -1 points0 points ago

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I was wondering ty. I thought maybe Diablo3

[–]mrz 7 points8 points ago

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I...I thought it was from The Silmarillion. :(

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 17 points18 points ago

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What, like the guy in $5000 magical armor is going to find the frisbee! COME ON!!

[–]spartan421 3 points4 points ago

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sounds like you're too chicken to go look for it. coocoockachaa coocoockachaa

[–]CleverNameIsClever 2 points3 points ago

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[–]mattymck 2 points3 points ago

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COKA COKA CAWW COKA COKA CAWW

[–]ser_elrohir 0 points1 point ago

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CHICKENS DON'T CLAP

[–]badgerzmmkay 4 points5 points ago

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I love GW2 art.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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"COME ON, THAT'S THE THIRD DISC THIS MONTH! AW, TZEENTCH IS SO GOING TO KICK MY ASS."

[–]raisinbrand 2 points3 points ago

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"Dude, dubbya-tee-eff! That's the third one this week!"

"Sorry bro, my bad."

[–]omiyage 3 points4 points ago

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Dude, maybe next time we shouldn't play next to a crater filled with magma...

[–]g0ld 5 points6 points ago

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Playing ultimate next to a forest of poison ivy comes to mind.

[–]DrFranknFurter 31 points32 points ago*

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Reposted from here. Just doing my duty.

edit: at least acknowledge that you're reposting, but for the most part, reposts are done for the karma

[–]Aww_Shucks 12 points13 points ago

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To those who want to scream "REPOST" at the top of their lungs (and this is not wholly directed toward DrFranknFurter):

Well it's not like someone posted it yesterday. There are many people who've joined over the past three months who have probably never seen this before.

[–]jackcatalyst 17 points18 points ago

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Also you are not supposed to complain about reposts.

[–]EXMarten 5 points6 points ago

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Loop.

[–]memetichazard 0 points1 point ago

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Is it okay to complain about complaining about reposts?

[–]Ag-E 6 points7 points ago

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Also not all of us are subscribed to the same subreddits.

[–]IConrad 3 points4 points ago

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... I've been on Reddit for over four years and I've never seen this pic before.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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So you're saying we should repost everything that is older than 3 months?

Oh, wait. This is already what's happenning. Carry on.

Newfags.

[–]csulla[S] 17 points18 points ago

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I hadn't seen this before and didn't realize it was a repost. Many of the people haven't seen it either, so why don't you take a back seat and enjoy/let people enjoy?

I don't care for karma, I'm just sharing something I found funny.

[–]DrFranknFurter 3 points4 points ago

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lies. all lies

[–]drodeznop 9 points10 points ago

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This is /r/Funny, it was posted in /r/pics, not a repost. Also it doesn't kill anyone to see an image they've already seen for 2 seconds.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's technically a crosspost, but to be fair - /r/pics and /r/funny are both default subreddits. Usually a good crosspost is something from like /r/travel to /r/todayilearned.

edit - Though, just noticed the original was posted 3 months ago. Then it's really not a repost for a lot of people who missed it the first time around.

[–]chrishendrix 3 points4 points ago

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Uh...I thought your duty was to create Rocky Horror!

[–]EggzOverEazy 2 points3 points ago

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your duty is to find that fucking frisbee.

[–]ours 2 points3 points ago

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reposts are done for the karma

Ah yes, all that precious karma is making some people filthy rich.

[–]ttblue 2 points3 points ago

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Seen this before but it's still funny as hell :D

[–]OhhComeOn 1 point2 points ago

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What you want?

[–]MrMango786 1 point2 points ago

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If you want to look up what the game will be like, check out /r/guildwars2 :)

[–]A-Type 1 point2 points ago

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Don't care how many times this is reposted, it always gets me.

[–]AreYouFuckingSerious 1 point2 points ago

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This is fucking serious.

[–]Rawkus_Silence 1 point2 points ago

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I love you for posting this

[–]OMallyRed -1 points0 points ago

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*reposting this

[–]drums_addict 1 point2 points ago

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I completely agree with this.

[–]DankasaurusRX 1 point2 points ago

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Needs to be cross posted to r/discgolf. I hate when this shit happens to me and I can't find me disc.

[–]pmccart1316 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, like the guy in the $4000 antler helmet is going to look for a frisbee. Come on!

[–]daveloper 1 point2 points ago

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this work is from kekai kotaki http://www.kekaiart.com/

[–]Havepity 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like a peice of warhammer fantasy artwork

[–]treepoop 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted. Don't even know what this is. Don't Care.

[–]ravenrriddle 3 points4 points ago

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I bet planking is in hell, too.

[–]Singulaire 0 points1 point ago

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That's where planking is originally from.

[–]Singulaire -1 points0 points ago

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That's where planking is originally from.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Come at me bro!"

[–]Chren 0 points1 point ago

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Man that was a great /tg/ thread...

[–]pipore22 0 points1 point ago

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I found this on r/discgolf a few months ago and made posters for my school's disc golf tournament with it.

http://imgur.com/uaC7e

other funny posters I made for the same tournament

http://i.imgur.com/ngcKH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/4Olk5.jpg

[–]edogg24 0 points1 point ago

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I just provided the 666 point to this. I feel as if I have traded my soul for your karma good sir, and I do not regret one bit of it.

[–]wizardcombat 0 points1 point ago

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drop shadow? really?

[–]SuperStalin 0 points1 point ago

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This is just magnificent... one of the best things I've ever seen

[–]TheDefecator 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a wallpaper version of this?

[–]gmalsparty 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of playing disc golf with first-timers. Or my first time playing... either works.

[–]Typoking 0 points1 point ago

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You throw like a christian! Way WAY WAY off the mark.

[–]herp_derpingham 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ed7890 0 points1 point ago

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I think it works better with "Come at me Bro"

[–]DownvotesGetMeHorny 0 points1 point ago

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oh my god, please tell me what that is from. I must fap to it so bad.

[–]EetzRusheen 0 points1 point ago*

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Yeah, like the guy in the $5000 skin, is going to find the Frisbee. Come on!

[–]doot_doot -2 points-1 points ago

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wow super old re-post. havent seen this since february or so.

[–]Tokeli 0 points1 point ago

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OH NO, THIS WAS ALREADY POSTED FIVE FUCKING MONTHS AGO, OFF WITH HIS HEAD.

[–]doot_doot 0 points1 point ago

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you gonna be okay?

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[–]IConrad 0 points1 point ago

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Die in a fire, spambot.

[–]Wat3r_R0ach -2 points-1 points ago

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Response: when i herp you derp we derp.