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[–]wackywiener 32 points33 points ago

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Oh but it was.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Ding Ding! We have a wiener!

[–]Relevant_BlackGuy 19 points20 points ago

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[–]BobbyDash 0 points1 point ago

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I came for a pun thread.

[–]th1nker 7 points8 points ago

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I came because I was masturbating.

[–]Elv3n -3 points-2 points ago

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Come on, people! Do some good puns!

[–]th1nker 2 points3 points ago

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Your comment is the last nail in the coffin of any hope for good puns.

[–]durkadurkadur 3 points4 points ago

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Nailed it?

[–]scaryrapistclown 1 point2 points ago

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you dont do good pugs, the pugs do you.

[–]lower_the_bar 13 points14 points ago

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never seen a dog that good at giving head

[–]tanker619 13 points14 points ago

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total mindfuck

[–]goffauxs 7 points8 points ago

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Pug life.

[–]Definitely_Not_Gay 11 points12 points ago

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My friends like to do that to me while I'm sleeping. They do it for a bit longer but it's still pretty funny.

[–]smexypelican 9 points10 points ago

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Definitely. Not. Gay.

[–]inflatablegoo 1 point2 points ago

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Smexy. Pelican.

[–]penguinswithpie 3 points4 points ago

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I. Can. Read. Too.

[–]Eden123 5 points6 points ago

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He was just tea-bagged!

[–]ASeriousManatee 2 points3 points ago

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I assume the white dog melee'd the brown dog from behind shortly before this violation took place.

Grow up white dog. Celebrate your kills with class.

[–]daanishh 2 points3 points ago

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WTF did I just watch.

[–]deaft 2 points3 points ago

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I counted exactly one fuck given

[–]BassIck 1 point2 points ago

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The dogs face at the end is priceless. He's definitely thinking "Cunt"

[–]haux 1 point2 points ago

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Lucky dog.

[–]ShakinBacon 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't want to laugh...damnit.

[–]BendOver4Rover 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit just teases me :p

[–]recycle83 1 point2 points ago

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can any one explain why dogs do this, randomly hump stuff?

[–]corak1985 0 points1 point ago

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Three possible reasons: 1. Horniness, 2. To spread their scent, 3. To dominate someone (also known as pwnage)

[–]Durzo_Blint 1 point2 points ago

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[–]chrisostermann 0 points1 point ago

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Chainsaw.

[–]narosaki 0 points1 point ago

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shit dude, that's not right.

[–]zwyryzw 0 points1 point ago

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teabagging. you doing it right

[–]Angry_Mollusk 0 points1 point ago

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Total domination!

[–]HieRiuM 0 points1 point ago

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What a doche