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[–]TargetMeat 3 points4 points ago

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Like a five year-old asian boy?

[–]deathxom3n[S] 4 points5 points ago

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indeed. like a badass five year-old asian boy.

[–]TargetMeat 0 points1 point ago

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BFAB?

[–]deathxom3n[S] -1 points0 points ago

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yes.

[–]trolloc1 -1 points0 points ago

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Be glad it isn't the other type of shots. You'd be puking in under 2 shots.

[–]plasticlobster 3 points4 points ago

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KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]ExternalInfluence 1 point2 points ago

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Repost with the same name?

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[–]Nutchos 2 points3 points ago

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someone with more artistic talent than me needs to get on this.

[–]bmanning41 4 points5 points ago

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[–]twinbloodtalons -1 points0 points ago

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Remarkably well done, I approve.

[–]Definitely_Not_Gay 0 points1 point ago

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Ah... I remember my first little prick. It seems like just yesterday.

[–]horse-adventurer 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure you're not gay?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I'm sure you still carry that little prick around every day

[–]Definitely_Not_Gay -2 points-1 points ago

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do you wanna see it?

[–]fmontez1 0 points1 point ago

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I take mine in 1.5 ounce glasses.

[–]kenvsryu 0 points1 point ago

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that's how I share my antivenom brah.

[–]adoptawookie 0 points1 point ago

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Calvin?

[–]cynicalMIND 0 points1 point ago

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LIKE A BOSS

[–]yumegiri 0 points1 point ago

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This is what it means to be a man.

[–]titaniumhud 0 points1 point ago

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Kid looks like Tetsuo on Akira.

[–]titaniumhud 0 points1 point ago

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Kid looks like Tetsuo on Akira.

[–]YUNoDie 0 points1 point ago

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In a way similar to that of a boss?

[–]Imadorkable17 0 points1 point ago

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and not 1,000 fucks were given that day

[–]boom929 0 points1 point ago

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Like he gives a fuck.

[–]PurplePeopleEaterNom 0 points1 point ago

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That kids a badass.

[–]Pillager 0 points1 point ago

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she wants his dick

[–]Itainteasybeingwhite -1 points0 points ago

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Repost

[–]mynameispeter -1 points0 points ago

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Like a Mutha Fuckin Boss...

[–]Roboham_LIncoln -1 points0 points ago

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I think shots hurt more if you tense up.

[–]illgresi 2 points3 points ago

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He wants it to hurt more. He wants everyone to know how badass he is.

[–]bay_wolf -1 points0 points ago

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You are a brave person. I have a horrible fear of needles. Last time I got a shot was probably 2 years ago. I ended up being way too freaked out about it that my nerves got too much of me and passed out and busted my lip and bit my tongue while hitting my head on the ground of the doctors office. I've learned it's easier to just avoid the situation altogether.

[–]illgresi 0 points1 point ago

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The story I am about to tell you will only make your fear worse. But it is a good story.

I was getting my blood drawn, and they tried my forearm but the vein collapsed, so they tried my hand. The nurse got the needle in (which has a rubber tube attached to it), and as she turned to get the test tube to put the blood in, her pinky caught the rubber tube and pulled the needle out. Surprised, she turned back, and accidentally jabbed the needle into my thumb, getting blood onto the table and my skirt. Of course, since the needle got pulled out, they had to repeat the process on my other hand. However, the nurse got somebody else to do it then.

[–]bay_wolf -1 points0 points ago

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That is the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. Thank you for reaffirming my fear of needles.

[–]Russiophile 1 point2 points ago

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You're afraid of needles? Here's a picture of a needle in my eye!!!

(I love showing this pic.)

[–]bay_wolf 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]OfficerMudkip 0 points1 point ago

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That is sex.

[–]Russiophile 0 points1 point ago

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I, uh... what?

[–]humpol13 -1 points0 points ago

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BRING ON THE PAIN!

[–]novazee -1 points0 points ago

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Take it like a MAN!!

[–]bloodflart -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone else try to make faces that they see in pictures?

[–]idodoap -1 points0 points ago

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YES!

[–]basement_hostage -1 points0 points ago

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You inject them? I usually just drink them in shotglasses