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[–]worrst 10 points11 points ago

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You must be in High school.

[–]Aelfhere 1 point2 points ago

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either that or a really good student. in which case I applaud you. I went from 90+ average (and not giving a fuck) in high school, to about 60 average in university. But that's because I didn't give a fuck the ENTIRE year, which is hopefully not the case for OP :)

[–]worshipHendrix 1 point2 points ago

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[–]QuOS 0 points1 point ago

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As a mum's taxi driver, this is my response: "Effing bird, learn to behave on the road!"

Edit: effing* bird, cat, dog, rabbit, goat, cow, ram, camel and occasionally effing human too!

[–]staffell 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this gif, I come to the comments for an explanation as to why the pigeon suddenly seems to jump out from in front of the bus, and every time I am disappointed. Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on? It doesn't look real.

[–]Caltrops 1 point2 points ago

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It's real. The bird does a tiny hop.

It only looks fake because 99% of the movement takes place in the darkness so your brain tricks you into thinking the bird never moved. Also, the bird lands facing the same direction as before and doesn't otherwise seem to react.

[–]Fapotheosis 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. I kick ass all semester simply so I can watch everyone else freak out about the final while I get drunk and then go take the test for funsies.

[–]sepetoner -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck this. Some of us actually try hard to get our good marks.

[–]Reginault -3 points-2 points ago

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I love the GIF, but I will be entertained when you finally find a difficult course and your lack of study habits bite you in the ass.

[–]Shankapotamus 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't sound like they don't study, it sounds like by the time finals roll around they thoroughly are over giving a single fuck about it.

[–]Impulse2323 1 point2 points ago

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If this person is an A student, then they absolutely do study. Studying throughout the entire term, instead of cramming for finals equates to 'not giving a fuck' while every other idiot is running around, downing 5 hour energies and doing coke to keep awake....

mmmmm, coke....brb

[–]Reginault -1 points0 points ago

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Or they're a highschool student who truly doesn't have to study. I was in the same boat, coasted through HS on A's without trying, got to University and realized I actually had to try.

[–]keindo 1 point2 points ago

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Coasted through HS, coasted through undergrad with two science majors, now in medical school I'm like shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

[–]Impulse2323 1 point2 points ago

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Well yes, that goes without saying. If you're bragging about straight A's in high school, well, you need to get out more.

[–]Reginault -2 points-1 points ago

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I have a feeling OP may be that guy. Either way the bragging is unnecessary.