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[–]THLycanthrope 30 points31 points ago

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Technically those are plant gonads. So it probably hurt more.

[–]brinkofjon 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of my favorite star trek line:

“Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.”

[–]THLycanthrope 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not sure if I invented it, but I now call Spring "Tree Bukkake Time" because of all the floating gametes that disturb my breathing.

[–]alexthehoopy 3 points4 points ago

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Nah, I punched a whale. Right in the face.

[–]2birds1stoner 23 points24 points ago

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This is embarrassingly old.

[–]SANAFABICH 9 points10 points ago

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And also embarrs... embraass.. emb... fucking hillarious

[–]TahoeMac 1 point2 points ago

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Yet still amazingly awesome, makes me laugh every time.

[–]DoctorCocktopus 0 points1 point ago

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At the time of this posting, it is 1 year, 3 months, 2 weeks and 6 days old.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -4 points-3 points ago

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Downvoted for expecting everyone to be on reddit twenty-four hours per day.

[–]echopaff 7 points8 points ago

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No no, this has been all over the entire internet for years. I've seen this once a month since 2009, and I didn't start redditing til about 3 months ago.

[–]Pariah_ 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for expecting everyone to be talking about reddit when they say something is old ಠ_ಠ

[–]NonPermissive 9 points10 points ago

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Kind of like when I see a repost as ancient as this.

[–]Dog22222 12 points13 points ago

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How does it feel to get a repost, right in the face?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Feels good man.

[–]HZAres 1 point2 points ago

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"that is for being a prick!"

[–]dragonboner4 1 point2 points ago

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something.. something.. casey anthony

[–]Queegles88 1 point2 points ago

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Give it 12-14 years, and I'd let her "kick" me right in the face

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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It's already been 14 years since that was first posted and she's now a butch lesbian. Feel bad for you brah.

[–]miramarco 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hazwoof 1 point2 points ago

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Appropriate that it's Lucy on her shirt.

[–]skippy619 1 point2 points ago

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The flowers might stand a chance if she was wearing crocs.

[–]matty2fresh 1 point2 points ago

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where can i get a good quality print of this?

[–]Lstotch 1 point2 points ago

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those flowers are beautiful

[–]laws0n 1 point2 points ago

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I bet those tu-lips are really sore..

[–]pufan321 1 point2 points ago

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I just busted out laughing. My little sister kicks flowers with this exact intention.

[–]Lagavulin 1 point2 points ago

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Ok lets be honest, 'kay? She's not kicking. A wierd stutter-stomp or something, but not kicking. Also, little girls in a field of flowers don't kick. Srsly, they don't. Ever. It's not their gig. This is a guy subtextural caption that won't make sense even to him in some 10 years or more....

Just sayin. Continue to lol....

[–]lazerusking 1 point2 points ago

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Desktopped the last time it went through. Still love it though.

[–]jesusapproves 1 point2 points ago

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It is rare that I physically laugh out loud at something. Have an upvote.

[–]DeadReddit 1 point2 points ago*

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Reddit: Only see's the negative in all things.

SUNLIGHT?! It burns.

LAUGHTER? They're laughing at me.

JOKES? Fucking heard that one already, UGH FML.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 4 points5 points ago

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Repost city it's the name of the game,

thought that it wasn't but it's totally lame.

[–]Mahanaus 0 points1 point ago

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I've been on Reddit for a bit now, and this is the first re post I've seen. I know its a repost because I saved it on my phone. Never thought I'd see the day.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -4 points-3 points ago

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Downvoted for expecting everyone to be on reddit twenty-four hours per day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cubanhawkeye 1 point2 points ago

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In the face!

[–]doublen00b 1 point2 points ago

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POW right in the kisser! POW right in the kisser! POW right in the kisser!

[–]Isodus 1 point2 points ago

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It probably feels as bad as seeing four different fonts used for a single sentence.

[–]theseus1234 1 point2 points ago

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My physics teacher showed this to us in class one time. That's how old it is.

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

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pow right in the kisser

[–]chay3321 0 points1 point ago

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Go kid! She's loving it!

[–]mrbroom -1 points0 points ago

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So someone took the Onion Magazine, cut the top off, and turned it into an image macro. That's... that's real good.

[–]aimbones -1 points0 points ago

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[–]bonddue -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck you reposts how does it feel to keep annoying the shit out of. This makes the front 3 pages at least once a week.

[–]Dekkres -1 points0 points ago

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Fifth time I have seen this, thanks man.

[–]AmazingPerson -1 points0 points ago

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lol retard dnt put punchline in title ffs

[–]Itainteasybeingwhite -1 points0 points ago

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Repost

[–]thatguy11 -2 points-1 points ago

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  1. Change Font
  2. Repost
  3. ????
  4. Profit!

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -4 points-3 points ago

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Downvoted for expecting everyone to be on reddit twenty-four hours per day.