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[–]fhqwdddd 38 points39 points ago

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I miss the classy trolls. Classy trolls were true masters of linguistics, and could walk in, start an argument, and leave five minutes later while two other people argued.

[–]cuddlepanda 12 points13 points ago

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Nuh uh.

[–]studmuffffffin 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah huh.

[–]Windsurfer 6 points7 points ago

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NO WAY MAN YOU WANNA FIGHT

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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COME AT ME BRO!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Is Metroid's gun attached to his arm?

[–]TheNarwhalingBacon 2 points3 points ago

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PS3 OR TEH XBAWKSSS

[–]Antinous -3 points-2 points ago

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So what you're saying is you're a troll hipster?

[–]fhqwdddd 2 points3 points ago

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Not quite. I was part of a rising breed in a lot of ways, but I was still a latecomer to the internet. I know several who were old enough in the 90s to use the internet and all its wonders... including sites where child porn would be posted and people actually had to decode it... including people who started the origins of "the cake is a lie."

[–]drakoman 0 points1 point ago

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You made portal?

[–]fhqwdddd 1 point2 points ago

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It existed well before Portal, forum code for "this isn't what you want." Hence, the cake is a lie.

[–]greenboxer 5 points6 points ago

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I was having hot anal sex with another guy the other day, and just before he finished I turned around and said "HA! Joke's on you motherfucker! I'm not really gay!"

[–]shriketheavatar 5 points6 points ago

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Sometimes I think everyone who has ever posted a rage comic about how stupid their coworkers or family members are might just actually be terrible at detecting sarcasm.

[–]DoctorEmo 0 points1 point ago

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Or the one who made the comic is the idiot featured in the comic.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]stopmotionporn 2 points3 points ago

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No problem here. That sounds about right.

[–]tuklhos 11 points12 points ago

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I liked this link better when codemonkey24 posted it, two weeks ago.

[–]vapros 6 points7 points ago

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Honestly, I think I saw this like 6 months ago.

[–]itrollulol 5 points6 points ago

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I posted it on /b/ in 2004. Fuck all of you.

[–]tuklhos 4 points5 points ago

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no. im sure it was firt posted two weeks ago.

[–]Killraine -1 points0 points ago

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not sure if counter-trolling

or just retarded...

[–]tuklhos 0 points1 point ago

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alittle bit of a) and a little bit of b)

when he wrote "Fuck all of you" sounded like he was really mad. So I thought I’d mess with him. a second after i responded, i saw his name.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Me: "Where's the Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

Roommate: "On the bottom shelf."

Me: "I checked, and it's not there."

Roommate: "I just trolled you! It's on the top of the refrigerator."

Me: facepalm.jpg

Trolls troll for responses, just as a fisherman would troll for fish. Is this so hard to understand?

[–]Alkhemy 4 points5 points ago

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This is the other outcome.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I miss the classy trolls. A classy troll could deface a memorial page of a dead 12 year old, post seizure inducing gifs on epileptics forum and send death threats to orphans at the same time.

[–]Creedelback 1 point2 points ago

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What kind of retard would do that?

[–]visplaneoverflow 0 points1 point ago

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Back when /b had balls. It was never political, moral, or ethical - it was just random terrorism for the sake of having a laugh about it! Usually it was just poking fun at something that people were already taking too seriously, it wasn't always totally harmful, just meant to be a little humbling. Those days are gone forever, now a troll is just anybody that disagrees with you.

[–]smurfsithlord 0 points1 point ago

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story of my life

[–]ScottCarmichael 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I've been labeled a troll when I've injected a contradictory opinion into a conversation.

Instead of viewing a different opinion as a different opinion, people try to use the word "troll" to accuse me of stirring up stuff.

So basically, if you're called a troll or see other called it, be aware the discussion you're reading/involved with is most likely just r/circlejerk nonsense.

[–]cleverkid 0 points1 point ago

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Every?

[–]Broheimster 0 points1 point ago

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I wish people would comment without their goal being +karma, but just to discuss things.

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

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Trolling is a art.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No it isnt...

[–]electricfoxx 0 points1 point ago

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Troll harder next time, troll.

[–]mikeofaustin 0 points1 point ago

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EXACTLY!!! I think the word "Trolling" has become some kind of meme for some reason.

[–]CapNRoddy 0 points1 point ago

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Every Redditor

Hooray generalizations.

[–]KierantheUnimpressiv 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck off retard.

[–]CodeMonkey24 -3 points-2 points ago

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when in reality this post is the actual troll, right? _^

[–]mrpopenfresh -3 points-2 points ago

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That is what trolling is!