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[–]funkadeliczipper 48 points49 points ago

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That's just sikh.

[–]wiz3n 8 points9 points ago

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That's a wrap, people! The pun's been made, we can all go home!

[–]whatthehelpp 5 points6 points ago

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Need a taxi ? ...

Its not racist because I am Indian too.

[–]ILikeBigBiblesAndIC- 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but he can sure throw down a good wrap!

[–]weedmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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fffffuuuuuuuuuu i wonder how many people had the idea.at least he´s shaking my sorrow away with his turban

[–]Waqqy 0 points1 point ago

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That's it, I need to challenge you to a sword fight, Punjabi style.

[–]squajbob 9 points10 points ago

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Peter Singh, the world's "one and only Sikh Elvis impersonator." Interesting character, to say the least!

http://www.aardvarkcymru.co.uk/singh.htm

[–]LNMagic 1 point2 points ago

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I know we all hate myspace, but here's a sample: http://www.myspace.com/sikhrock

[–]Hackiedit[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Singh is King? :D

[–]cboogie 1 point2 points ago

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ughhh Singh is King is such an annoying song. I used to work with a Singh and he would play that shit all day to get himself pumped up. And I generally like Indian music

[–]sid9102 6 points7 points ago

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Balle Balle!

[–]ksm6149 2 points3 points ago

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I couldn't help but bob my shoulders up and down as I read this! :)

[–]hereforthepoon 2 points3 points ago

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Dance like you're petting a dog with one hand and changing a light bulb with the other. THAT'S IT...YOU GOT IT!

[–]Nautilus22 2 points3 points ago

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This makes me want a Turban more than anything else in the world.

[–]PoisonClan 2 points3 points ago

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And shake it, he did!

[–]obadub 3 points4 points ago

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This is one of those gems that I'm going to upvote but hope that it doesn't make the frontpage so it seems more original when I show it to people. Bravo.

[–]mightymouse513 1 point2 points ago

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dance.

[–]icehouse_lover 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't NWA cover this song?

[–]jhoops522 1 point2 points ago

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I'm Punjabi, do not find this racist at all, rather this is going to be my new profile picture

[–]mistyfrompokemon 1 point2 points ago

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shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your turban

[–]CrystalMaze 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MrYaah 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ifihadanickel -1 points0 points ago

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[–]DungeonDimensioner 1 point2 points ago

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And by turban I mean...

[–]fromITroom 1 point2 points ago

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Punjabi Style

[–]HonorInDefeat 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my God, that is the best thing ever.

[–]Nabbles 0 points1 point ago

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What?

[–]africanostrich 0 points1 point ago

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Don't read this if you don't like party poopers, but... I saw this on Funnyjunk like 2 weeks ago.

[–]DesertLlama 0 points1 point ago

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Jon Benjamin?

[–]Nesman64 0 points1 point ago

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All I want to do is to thank you, even though I don't know who you are.

[–]IsEasilyImpressed 0 points1 point ago

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[–]WisconsinPlatt 0 points1 point ago

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Don't Drink. Don't Smoke. What do you do?

Don't Drink. Don't Smoke. What do you do?

Subtle Innuendos follow

There must be something inside

[–]Sir_Fapalot009 0 points1 point ago

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*Bang bang bang * And take ya money.

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[–]shamoni -5 points-4 points ago

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It is.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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hes one sikh motherf*****