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[–]MLBM100 40 points41 points ago

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Meow Zedong

[–]Skooj 2 points3 points ago

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You clever bastard, you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sun Mew

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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also has a resemblence to roosevelt.. definitely the mustache

[–]Iarwain_ben_Adar 0 points1 point ago

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Mao Tse Kitteh

[–]HZAres 0 points1 point ago

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general meowgomery

[–]docgravel 0 points1 point ago

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Chairman Meow

[–]Doritoez -2 points-1 points ago

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meownigficent!

[–]arkadian 12 points13 points ago

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It's a cut from an ad for Cravendale Milk

Jog on kitties.

[–]erichzann 0 points1 point ago

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dude, some of them actually have opposable thumbs... there is a ginger one right outside my building :s they're here

[–]Skooj 2 points3 points ago

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They're called Hemingway cats. And yes, they are most likely a catalyst to the apocalypse.

EDIT: When I clicked on your link, it went to the same page. Wackiness.

[–]erichzann 0 points1 point ago

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that redirects straight to the polydactyl cat link I posted. (I upvoted you because you gave me my first orange/red)

[–]Skooj 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no way! Well... congrats, I guess. Redditor for 41 minutes? Holy crap! Well, welcome to Reddit/your new addiction. And I edited my comment after I realized that our two links were the same, haha.

[–]erichzann 1 point2 points ago

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haha, I've been lurking for a while without finding incentive to register then this guy appeared in desperate need of cheering up

[–]Skooj 0 points1 point ago

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well, glad to see you finally made an account to be a nice guy and not a troll. Hope to see some good posts from you soon! I'll add you as a friend

[–]erichzann 1 point2 points ago

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I'm seeking out a bunch of stuff to upvote whilst i'm in a good mood just to balance out any future downvoting I may do

[–]Skooj 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote all of my stuff! haha

[–]erichzann 0 points1 point ago

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Sure thin....ಠ_ಠ

[–]fried_eggs 0 points1 point ago

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Heh... catalyst

[–]Skooj -1 points0 points ago

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heyooooo

[–]Y_Ampersand 28 points29 points ago

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Felines gaining this type of knowledge could lead to a catastrophe.

[–]olhickory 12 points13 points ago

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Stop this pun thread right meow.

[–]shakitlikasaltshakr 8 points9 points ago

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Why are you feline bad about it?

[–]GodsOfDestruction 6 points7 points ago

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Stop being a pussy about it.

[–]aurthunderdrake 5 points6 points ago

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I ain't lion; this shit cracks me up.

[–]nuggins 4 points5 points ago

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Can't paws for a break now - we have a pun thread to continue!

[–]hymen_destroyer 3 points4 points ago

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it needs to be purrfect.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cat.

[–]yeahkeogh 0 points1 point ago

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God damnit steve.

[–]simonalparaz 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, you are so purrsistent!

[–]aldaraia 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, you are just impussible.

[–]ClockCat 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, you are such a kidder Y_Ampersand!

:3

[–]SmarticusRex 7 points8 points ago

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Someone must warn dogfort!

[–]Skooj 6 points7 points ago

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I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

[–]2xwcs 2 points3 points ago

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Chairman Meow?

[–]RUFiO1985 1 point2 points ago

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This is catastrophic!

[–]KingGorilla 1 point2 points ago

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Can we get Dogfort intel on this??? The safety of the world is at stake!

[–]Evermist 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IIdsandsII 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't hurt.

[–]capt_feedback 0 points1 point ago

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but will it end in world peace and mice for all?

[–]kingk 0 points1 point ago

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Salem from Sabrina the teenage witch?

[–]nastri83 0 points1 point ago

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someone make this loop cleanly!

[–]TasteOfChaos 0 points1 point ago

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We're all doomed!

[–]Excurzionz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jooooooeee 0 points1 point ago

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Kat Von Clawswitz..

[–]lusciouslou 0 points1 point ago

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We are screwed.

[–]Zoroz 0 points1 point ago

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I knew this day would come, i shall prepare the catnip landmines.

[–]Scatterbrand 0 points1 point ago

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This cat is sneaky - he licked his right paw, but turned the page with his left!

[–]Apollo7 0 points1 point ago

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...the great cat-tle of our time.

[–]hacknslash64 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help but think of Babylon 5 whenever i read those words,

'There is a hole in your mind!'

[–]otterplay 0 points1 point ago

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You might enjoy visiting Madagascar someday. I know of nowhere else in the world which has more animals with hands.

[–]paraiahpapaya 0 points1 point ago

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Have no fear, we have the TCS Victory and Colonel Christopher Blair will blow these cats out of the sky.

[–]CurlyAlex 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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In a land far far away....

[–]burptrain -1 points0 points ago

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cats... cannot be trusted.