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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Any group that has a T-Rex for a mascot gets my vote.

[–]InfiniteInsaniti 1 point2 points ago

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Omnivore*

[–]kvachon 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks melvin

[–]InfiniteInsaniti 0 points1 point ago

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You're welcome. =)

[–]drdavidphd[S] 0 points1 point ago

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We know that....just let the joke be fun, alright? geez

[–]reddit-mandingo 0 points1 point ago

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In the majority? Join us as we belittle those that don't follow the herd like us!

[–]justbefriends 0 points1 point ago

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this makes me laugh.

[–]sicut_dominus -4 points-3 points ago

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It makes me hungry!!!!!

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[–]cpxh -3 points-2 points ago

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Always love seeing this. Even if it is a repost I still chuckle every ti,e.

[–]drdavidphd[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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WTF.....all I need to do to put a pause "time" is to put a comma in the middle?!?!?! GENIUS!!!

[–]cpxh -3 points-2 points ago

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That would only work if it were ti,me. I just postponed a tie.

[–]astinius -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I could afford to be a carnivore, but i am just a lowly omnivore.