Jesus vs Batman

Daelfas · 1 year

Batman is a Marvel comic book hero

KILL THE INFIDELS! BURN THEM!

Gobluebro · 1 year

Why do I keep laughing at "Actually Batman is FICTIONAL, unless you're a 2nd grader."?!?!?

LiveOnSteak · 1 year

How can they even argue against this? If a Roman soldier can beat the shit out of Jesus, then Batman certainly can.

Assirrax · 1 year

Very, very amusing. I love the argument and how they continued to insist the big difference was that Jesus was real.

the_barn · 1 year

My favorite part was when everybody felt like they were being attacked for their beliefs even though the argument was over which of two men could win in physical combat.

WatersLethe · 1 year

I love how he gets all defensive about the Marvel vs. DC thing. Priceless.

someguywhocanfly · 1 year

"Your good works can't save you, trying to be a 'good' person will never save us."

So...being a good person will not get you God's approval?

neutronfish · 1 year

Ronald was being ridiculous. There's no way that the Batmobile could travel across the world in a few hours.

Garin2010 · 1 year

That [: after Julie's statements enrages me.

Could you imagine someone saying that with a smirk on their face? I would want to do nothing more than knee them in the mouth.

LEIFey · 1 year

Giant space turtle could take them both on at once.

SirShanksalot · 1 year

What I don't understand is why when they claim batman is fictional, that he doesn't point out that the same could be said for Jesus, so that it was beside the point.

mason092 · 1 year

For fucks sake, use a PNG.

majicwalrus · 1 year

That was totally worth the read. This is the kind of argument I like when Atheists make. Totally senseless and completely hilarious.

TheTrueScotsman · 1 year

Everyone knows Batman was Jesus.

NominalAeon · 1 year

Why is it so hard for them to stay focused. The issue is who would beat who, the matter seems extremely straight forward.

bigups43 · 1 year

Batman FTW

FightinVitamin · 1 year

Consider this: Jesus may actually be Wolverine.

1) Nobody knows how old Wolverine is, plus he has memory loss.
2) Wolverine has regenerative powers, so he could rise from the "dead."
3) Wolverine is definitely strong enough to roll a grave stone by himself, and wouldn't need the help of any sissy "angels."
4) Wolverine would turn water to wine, given the opportunity.
5) The nails could've stayed embedded in his hands and become claws.
6) Wolverine would totally hang out with prostitutes.
7) There are six documented examples of Jesus saying "bub."

But, Batman would still win.

[deleted] · 1 year

Everytime a religious person starts in on the "God is so full of grace and love that he allows us to exist!" bit all I can think of is Stockholm syndrome.

legaren · 1 year

So being a good man, won't take you to heaven, only believing in jesus...? So rapers and murderers if you believe in jesus...You've got a nice spot next to the lord in paradise ;)

JakeB615 · 1 year

"Also, why did it take him 40 days to get to heaven? With the bat mobile Bruce can get to the other side of the planet in a few hours tops."

favorite

BeautifulTerror · 1 year

Your good works can’t save you, trying to be a “good” person will never save us.

This is a part of the faith I have never understood. So if you are a good person and have never heard of Jesus Christ for some reason, you go to hell. Morality based on fear is a wretched quality.

Just_Jeremy · 1 year

That guy really could have ripped them a new asshole with some of the set ups they left him. He is nicer than I would've been.

mattatmac · 1 year

"Search scientific research for Bruce Wayne vs Jesus"

Lol, i love that sentence so much for its stupidity alone.

BlackestNight21 · 1 year

Man, Enrique is such a tool.

ISaintI · 1 year

I so love the fact that he didn't argue the fictionality of Christ. It made it a lot funnier to see them argue, getting so worked up on something like that.

Ajdiv · 1 year

As true as this argument may be, I'm afraid my God can beat up your super hero.

God of lightning, fire and DEATH
Personification of Venus. Also known as the explosion planet
You see that enormous fiery thing in the sky? The reason life exists? The biggest thing in the solar system? He guards that. Imagine what can beat up the Sun. Well he's being trusted to beat up THAT

But...uhhh...yeah. I suppose being rich and good at karate is good too.

Theophagist · 1 year

One of my favorite arguments.

"Jesus WAS real. He DID live."

"Ok, prove it"

"There's TONS of proof."

"Show me."

"I don't remember off the top of my head.

"Bring it to me later."

"I WILL!"

"Cool. You're going to get a medal for doing what no one else could."

No one has ever lived up to the challenge. You would think with all the "overwhelming evidence" they would be able to come up with 1 piece of it on the fly.

A7XfoREVer6661 · 1 year

Epic troll, I am a Christian and I laughed at it. If we lose our ability to joke around then we truly lose what makes us humans.

DistinctQuantic · 1 year

I can't stand Julie's overuse of [:

tyrghast · 1 year

What about the part where Batman is Jesus? Albeit a darker Jesus than Superman (which also draws many more obvious parallels to Jesus) but Superman isn't a remotely sympathetic character anyway.

kadmylos · 1 year

Well we all know Jesus' weakness: due process of law. All batman would have to do is bring some GCPD officers with him and have Jesus arrested. Game fucking over. What's Jesus going to do? Walk on water at them?

JenniferLopez · 1 year

I would say to that girl- if you use this emoticon [: one more fucking time, I'm going to come to your house and beat you to death with your keyboard.

DeliriousZeus · 1 year

I feel like this is something I would do. What's eerie about it is the fact that every Julie or Julia I've met has ended up arguing with me about religion...

13lacula · 1 year

I actually asked that guy who did an AMA who was teaching a class about Batman. I asked him if given enough time could Batman beat any living thing or superhero(Marvel included), and he plainly said yes,

hokeywebb22 · 1 year

Ultimate troll victory. Nicely done sir.

kabrandon · 1 year

See, these are the kinds of posts from this subreddit I enjoy. Religious people will stick to their religion no matter what anybody says. Kind of like how no atheist would switch to becoming Christian (or any other religion) just because we were told we were wrong. But this was humorous and well played. Ronald never showed any sign of becoming more tense at the ridiculous arguments those other people slung at him. After all, it's a fact, Bruce Wayne doesn't take shit from dudes in sandals.

OKImHere · 1 year

I'd like to fill Julie's spot with my righteousness.

mikerhoads · 1 year

I upvoted this mainly because it was the first facebook conversation submission that I actually believe took place on Facebook.

Pfantom · 1 year

I loved the part "Batman is FICTIONAL"

ploshy · 1 year

Amusing, but a little hard on the eyes. Try saving as a png (assuming you're the one who actually took the picture) instead of as a jpeg. png has better compression.

neopet · 1 year

Dude, Jesus is in the Qu'ran

FistOfFacepalm · 1 year

Jesus would never get into a fight......that he knew he couldn't win

sickpharaoh · 1 year

Batman, or alternatively, the Punisher with planning trumps all.

Seriously. The Punisher is just Batman if he were poor and didn't have a conscience.

barbarismo · 1 year

wtb an asshole on facebook

AtheistActivist · 1 year

Once they started saying Bruce Wayne was a fictional character, I lost it

velocity010 · 1 year

epic troll is epic

Other_World · 1 year

I move that Batman is just as real as Jesus. (or not real) Because there is just about the same historical evidence that they both existed, the only difference is that Jesus appeared in the bible, while Batman appeared in comic books. It's practically the same thing.

gwarsh41 · 1 year

Really curious, why do atheists have such blatantly religious friends on facebook?

bowiebuddhababe · 1 year

I just like that Glenn let this all happen on his wall.

kaces · 1 year

"Batman isn't real" "Neither is Jesus Christ, your point?"

G4M3F4C3 · 1 year

The fact that everybody in the thread is using above average grammar leads me to believe that this is a fake.

Piratiko · 1 year

I love you.

MTLKareem · 1 year

It's probably fake, but either way, this Ronald person is a god.

navs412 · 1 year

youre -->> you're*, thats when i knew. lol

tom90 · 1 year

Trolololol

deezyy · 1 year

Ugh, reading stuff like those people endlessly defending their beliefs as 'the truth' and hoping that the Batman poster 'opens his heart to the gospel' one day makes me want to stab myself.

Knews2Me · 1 year

That was thoroughly enjoyable; thank's for the lolz!

p.s. Goku would kick Batman's ass.

AtheistMartyr · 1 year

I love how you stuck to the topic at hand. You never once qualified their ignorant remarks even though you could have really laid it down on them. This was my favorite FB posting. I don't think they get the irony.

Endarkens · 1 year

Lol, that was hilarious! I woulda been like fb me and ill jump in! Lol. But that was great.

"Batman rose from the dead.. sacrificed himself believeing he would stay dead for the bettermen of man. Jesus died knowing he would come back, that's just a cheap palour tric, its cheating and the sacrifice is meaningless."

waffleninja · 1 year

Pontius Pilate managed to kill Jesus. And there is no way Batman would lose to Pontius Pilate. No way. Batman could totally kill Jesus.

wesley830 · 1 year

andefz · 1 year

OMGG..... I HATE CATHOLICS... gawd

F-That · 1 year

Ronald is a master debater.


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