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[–]billmason 692 points693 points ago

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I love that Toby Maguire's career has got to the point where people are saying, "hey, that guy looks like Toby Maguire" about Toby Maguire.

[–]zzyzzyxx 103 points104 points ago

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Not entirely unlike Charlie Chaplin in the Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest, which he lost.

[–]selekt86 25 points26 points ago

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I am shocked at how different he looks without his mustache:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Charlie_Chaplin_I.jpg

[–]lulzwut 30 points31 points ago

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Kind of like Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russel

EDIT: Replied to the wrong person. Meant for bads1304.

i love that elijah wood and him are completely interchangeable.

[–]sushihamburger 16 points17 points ago

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TIL that "Jeff Bridges" is just what Kurt Russel calls himself when he's sporting a beard.

[–]Rivent 4 points5 points ago

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Holy shit, Jeff Bridges was in "The Thing"?!

[–]HerpDerpartment 10 points11 points ago

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Check out him with Einstein, he looks totally different without the stache.

http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/charlie-chaplin.jpg

[–]MobyChick 4 points5 points ago

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TIL

[–]bads1304 245 points246 points ago

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i love that elijah wood and him are completely interchangeable.

[–]soapwater 272 points273 points ago

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I'd say he looks more like Jake Gyllenhaal in this pic.

[–]ehsteve23 310 points311 points ago

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They could almost be brothers.

[–]SortaBeta 255 points256 points ago

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Wow. Natalie Portman's in that movie too. Full circle.

[–]mxlabyrinth 61 points62 points ago

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Six degrees of that guy looks like Tobey Maguire

[–]the-coon 86 points87 points ago

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Directed by M. Knight Sheridan

[–]ExecutiveChimp 17 points18 points ago

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Wait, that's not Jake Gyllenhaal?

[–]ghostchamber 10 points11 points ago

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Sort of.

I see interchangeable as being Javier Bardem and Jeffery Dean Morgan.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 32 points33 points ago

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"I love that Toby Maguire's career has got to the point where people are saying, 'hey, that guy looks like Toby Maguire' about Toby Maguire."

  • Toby Maguire

[–]dwaxe 12 points13 points ago

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"You can't trust quotes you read on the Internet."

  • Abraham Lincoln

[–]deuce_ex 17 points18 points ago

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You know what. My wife just told me: "You know, that guy looks just like that actor.. that.. Tobey Mcsomething." Then I read your comment. A genuine lol there.

[–]givegodawedgie 6 points7 points ago

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He has reached the Charlie Chaplin stage of stardom.

[–]rocketpants85 242 points243 points ago

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What you want Natalie?

To drink and fight!

What you need Natalie?

To fuck all night!

[–]stlunatic15 51 points52 points ago

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Natalie, you are a bad. ass. bitch.

[–]Qingy 7 points8 points ago

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HELL YEAH!

[–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 9 points10 points ago*

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and I always pay for your drycleanin' when my shit gets in your shoe

[–]jaybof 10 points11 points ago

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as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that

[–]Blitztrug 9 points10 points ago

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my DICK is SCARED of you, giiiiiirrrrrllll

[–]ROK247 28 points29 points ago

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that video gives me the weirdest boner

[–]Technolog 8 points9 points ago

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My dick is scared of you (I mean of her).

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Since I had never seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRXdbmVOK5A

[–]iamapizza 374 points375 points ago

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[–]redditmyasss 242 points243 points ago

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dont remind me of evil spiderman. he was so evil, with his .. evil.. dancing

[–]alwaysonmylastbowl 120 points121 points ago

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and his insatiable appetite for cookies and milk! eeevvviiiilll......

[–]Vitalstatistix 11 points12 points ago

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Just wait til he crosses paths with Santa.

[–]alwaysonmylastbowl 2 points3 points ago

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evil venom sipderman vs Santa Claus? fuck the reboot! TAKE MY MONEY

[–]BleakCoffee 45 points46 points ago

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Worst scene ever. The movie was already lackluster, but that scene made it a joke.

[–]Napalmnewt 35 points36 points ago

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I'm convinced it was Sam Raimi just trolling everyone.

[–]RemyJe 9 points10 points ago

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Peter Parker's still a nerd. That's what being a punk looks like to him. It's not that strange. Plus I agree with Napalmnewt.

[–]ilbbaicl 36 points37 points ago

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KD Lang?

[–]mrp85 5 points6 points ago

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THANK YOU. I've been arguing that he looks just like KD Lang for years, and no one backs me up!

[–]leif777 4 points5 points ago

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[–]CerpinTaxt11 70 points71 points ago

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Was this shot actually in the movie?

[–]OleSlappy 64 points65 points ago

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Yes, the third one when he is evil.

[–][deleted] 288 points289 points ago

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Yes, the shitty one when he is a fucking douche.

FTFY

[–]badoozie_reborn 31 points32 points ago

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I never understood why people walked out of movies until I saw that one. I did not mind you, but it definitely crossed my mind. I only stayed for the train wreck quality of it.

[–]alekgv 20 points21 points ago

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That's almost how I felt watching that Hulk movie where he's a fucking skyscraper sized green jumping dude in the desert. Except the boredom was actually painful.

[–]Zoro11031 10 points11 points ago

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I walked out of that one. No regrets.

[–]Hans_Meiser_Koeln 6 points7 points ago

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I did not mind you

That took me a long time to comprehend.

[–]Vitalstatistix 12 points13 points ago

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,

You can have that bad boy for free!

[–]lunacraz 3 points4 points ago

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OKAY WAIT- am I the ONLY one who thought the whole sequence of events was intentionally campy and funny? I laughed at the ridiculousness of the whole thing- there is NO WAY the director didn't see how campy it was.

Not to say the movie was any good, but I definitely think that whole part being "horrible" was the whole point

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[–]Jace_09 53 points54 points ago

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And by black you mean a new emo haircut and angst.

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[–]Aszuul 15 points16 points ago

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the only good thing that came out of that Skywalker scene was the retake of it that robot chicken did.

[–]TAVG 36 points37 points ago

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For reference, Adult Swim link, Youtube link.

[–]therearesomewhocallm 7 points8 points ago

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Good man.

[–]alexkoeh 29 points30 points ago

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in Revenge of the Sith Anakin Skywalker kill bunch of younglings out of the blue

FTFY

[–]Futuresailor 7 points8 points ago

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I like your style.

[–]DataDragon 7 points8 points ago

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And by angst you mean dancing like a douche and playing the piano.

[–]AShaqFreethrow 45 points46 points ago

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Conor Oberst?

[–]CatastrophicClitoris 121 points122 points ago

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UnnnNGGHH. Dammit. Webbed in my pants again.

[–]quadglacier 120 points121 points ago

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[–]FraggotMan 156 points157 points ago

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[–]j1veturkey 45 points46 points ago

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[–]pajam 10 points11 points ago

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She really got his Spidey Senses tingling.

[–]BillyBatts83 31 points32 points ago

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I saw you walking down the stairs from behind and I WEBBED IN MY PANTS

[–]wildefan 21 points22 points ago

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Does nobody know about this picture of her ass?

[–]justonecomment 66 points67 points ago

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Is that Spider-Man checking out Princess Amidala's ass?

[–]lacilynnn 69 points70 points ago

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Queen.

[–]tribefan011 54 points55 points ago

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Senator.

[–]valenzetti 41 points42 points ago

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Dead person.

[–]voidwhereprohibited 41 points42 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]caseyfw 3 points4 points ago

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This comment thread played out in my head like a 5 second film.

[–]conturax 157 points158 points ago

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[–]darkgatherer 110 points111 points ago

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That has to be the highest resolution gif on the internet.

[–]dougletts 58 points59 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you for this link.

[–]Bensonius 15 points16 points ago

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I love that he's pointing at his wedding ring as he bites his lip and stares at her ass. "This thing is also a stealth cock-ring for just such occasions."

[–]BukBukMeow 28 points29 points ago

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I would eat that ass like: http://i.imgur.com/MJTRK.gif

[–]Cdf12345 12 points13 points ago

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Really more ass would end up on the floor then eaten, am i rite?

[–]Braingothink 106 points107 points ago

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[–]shinyatsya 13 points14 points ago*

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If you'd like to see that ass in action, the short 13 minute film is free to watch on youtube:

Hotel Chevalier

[–]johnnyfortune 30 points31 points ago

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Love it! This made my day. at work.

[–]screamingtree 36 points37 points ago

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Did you really expect it to be a text-based argument considering the topic?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I was definitely expecting clothes not a bare ass can't say I disapprove.

[–]keefd 4 points5 points ago

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Stupid is as stupid does...

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 9 points10 points ago

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DAT SNACK

[–]catnipSmoker 27 points28 points ago

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[–]SamuelLChang 81 points82 points ago

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You know how you can tell you're a father? When your first reaction to this picture is "Hold the railing!"

[–]bastardman 102 points103 points ago

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She can hold my rail..

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

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I'd certainly have sexual intercourse with her

[–]zingbat 20 points21 points ago*

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get in line. I'm number 321327286

[–]panamaspace 9 points10 points ago

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321 million+ There aren't that many redditors. How did you end up so far back?

[–]bookey23 20 points21 points ago

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Because when Natalie Portman decides who she wants to bang, I'm sure Redditors are near the back of the list.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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pathetic we are indeed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not a father, but that's a very strictly-enforced policy at work, so I thought it too.

[–]gid0ze 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously, where do you work that they make you hold the railing when going up and down stairs? I personally go up and down the stairs on all fours.

I am a father, but only think someone should hold the railing if they look young/old enough that they might be a bit unsteady and fall.

[–]glass_canon 9 points10 points ago

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Hollywood always reminds me of high school.

[–]jbcorny 7 points8 points ago

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he's pissed that she has better tickets.

[–]iateallthecake 20 points21 points ago

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With great power...

[–]t3hzm4n 52 points53 points ago

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comes a great viewing angle

[–]anjelloh 12 points13 points ago

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her dress is too cute!

[–]blufin 5 points6 points ago

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We're talking about ass here, woman! Goddamit!!!

[–]jwdrummer21 10 points11 points ago

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I actually think he is admiring her slippers.

[–]sgdozer[!] 5 points6 points ago

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I think they were sitting together and she went out to get some food. On the way back to her seat, she forgot where it was and continued to go down the stairs.

Tobey is talking with the person next to him and saying with his finger "This is your seat, Natalie."

[–]gump69 24 points25 points ago

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Is that tobey Maguire? Anyone? Yes..no?

[–]Conchobair 41 points42 points ago*

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It appears to be Tobey Maguire and Natailie Portman. She even has a mole in the same spot as Portman. This may be a scene from a movie they did.

EDIT: This page seems to confirm. It is dated Oct of 2009.

This page gives the location as the 2009 US Open.

[–]bosyooper 2 points3 points ago

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I was looking through comments to see if this was the US Open. Go to any of the later round matches in Arthur Ashe stadium (the biggest tennis stadium in the world) and it is crawling with celebs.

[–]jaltesorensen 9 points10 points ago

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And Natalie Portman

[–]l1ddl3monkey 217 points218 points ago

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Very attractive woman but she doesn't have an ass

[–]FakePlasticShrimp 471 points472 points ago

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She does, it's just not as big as most peoples.

I mean lets face it, we'd all (as redditors) still love to put our penises down it while pulling her hair and screaming 'OMG IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY'.

[–]SwollenPickle 421 points422 points ago

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I mean lets face it, we'd all (as redditors) still love to put our penises down it while pulling her hair and screaming 'OMG IM MISSING MY GUILD'S SUNDAY NIGHT RAID'.

FTFY

[–]Tbabs 160 points161 points ago

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Too close to home, man. Too close to home.

[–]NotClever 25 points26 points ago

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Missing raid! It's so naughty!

[–]gigitrix 32 points33 points ago

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STFU.

They aren't raids, they're operations.

[–]jdvolz 10 points11 points ago

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If your guild doesn't accept this excuse (providing the excuse is true) then your guild shouldn't be your guild.

[–]Orsenfelt 57 points58 points ago

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You know me so well. I'm tearing up.

[–]adevilbetweenus 21 points22 points ago

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Happy Birthday, friend.

[–]dclowd9901 8 points9 points ago

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Totally. I wouldn't last 4 seconds with her.

[–]FakePlasticShrimp 10 points11 points ago

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lol, I'd probably blow my load in my pants before I even got the chance to put it in her ass.

sips mountain dew I once saw a girl like that in my local shopping centre, she was hawt man.

[–]chitibambam 121 points122 points ago

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[–]wadadli24 60 points61 points ago

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She used an ass double for this scene...sadly

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[–]mattindustries 14 points15 points ago

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Holy shit that guy seems more cynical than me.

[–]ericanderton 42 points43 points ago*

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Noooooo! That's not true. That's impossible!

Edit: @shouldreallybeworkin made me realize that this would be more appropriate.

[–]shouldreallybeworkin 30 points31 points ago

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I'm always that upset when I can't see my mom's hot ass

[–]ElSnaibs 35 points36 points ago

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What about in Closer? (nsfw)

[–]stonewad 29 points30 points ago

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I'm laughing at the sex and nudity description on imdb...

Natalie's is shown standing on a table, only her legs visible. She is standing completely nude as a guy watches. She then pulls up her thong and squats, giving us a very good luck at her ass as the thong is pulled between her ass. She then puts on her bra. She walks around and stands on the sofa where the guy is sitting. Her thing is very thin and virtually non-existent, revealing her ass fully. She bends over completely, with her ass exposed and near the guy's face. He asks if he can touch it. As she bends over, her left breast shows a lot of cleavage and almost pops out. She proceeds to sit top of the sofa and we see that her breast has popped out of her bra, revealing her nipple. She spreads her legs completely as the guy stares at her crotch. Natalie pulls her thong aside, revealing her pussy. She then puts the thong back in place and stands on the table. She kneels down and completely rests on her legs with her ass on her ankles. We get a very nice view of her ass in the thong. Natalie then strokes her thigh. Her bra strap has stripped off her shoulder and almost reveals her breast. At this point everything except her nipples and pussy are completely visible. This scene is long and shows Natalie's nice, tight, voluptuous ass in nothing but a barely-existent thong for a long time and from various angles.

[–]ElSnaibs 10 points11 points ago

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Wow, that was ... detailed.

[–]TheLoveKraken 5 points6 points ago

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This man should write erotica.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Citation needed.

[–]irishsandman 111 points112 points ago

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she's very attractive. she's downright gorgeous, but I have no idea why people are defending her ass. it's not a bad butt, sure. it's just nothing to write home about.

it's not very curvy or plump (a la "dat ass") it's not perky and cute, (aka "tighty hiney").

she's not a back with a crack or too-high or too-low booty. she just has a normal looking dumper. if she mooned me with 20 other random girls whose faces I never saw, I wouldn't pick her rear, I'm sure.

sorry guys.

[–]MilitantNegro 111 points112 points ago

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This Irishman knows his ass. That's why the Irish are known as Europe's niggers.

[–]euphorbiamillii 36 points37 points ago

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That was the guiltiest laugh I've had in a fortnight

[–]sionnach 2 points3 points ago

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"Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud. "

-- The Commitments

[–]simperingfool 7 points8 points ago

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Well said. The hottest thing about that ass is that it's attached to Natalie Portman.

[–]JesterJayJoker 10 points11 points ago*

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In the beginning of The Darjeeling Limited (well the seperate beginning), she had a bigger ass there. Than her normal one I meant. Probably just the angle I guess. I'm an ass man.

[–]3MartiniLunch 15 points16 points ago

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if that ass was in front of you, i don't think you'd say that.

[–]lulzmachine 6 points7 points ago

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My spider senses are tingling

[–]TheAethereal 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe he is looking at her left foot, which only seems to have 4 toes.

[–]not_a_banana 15 points16 points ago

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That bag totally clashes with her dress.

[–]joemofo214[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for a comment not having to do with her ass.

[–]MagCynic 3 points4 points ago

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Title is correct. Tobey McGuire is an ass.

[–]bigDean636 1 point2 points ago

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Why the hell is this front page?

[–]robermv 3 points4 points ago

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Thierry Henry also likes to stare to women anatomy.

[–]ios_k 2 points3 points ago

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Gotta love the casual dress of Natalie.

[–]TheMediumPanda 2 points3 points ago

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Ahh, Tobey. Born on the same day and year as I. Made slightly more of his life so far.

[–]iSmokeTheXS 2 points3 points ago

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His hands give away what he's thinking.

[–]Twone 2 points3 points ago

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spidey senses tingling

[–]rondarust 2 points3 points ago

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She goes and gets her own beer?

[–]traveling_bear 2 points3 points ago

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"By gosh, that panini looks good. I should get one of those paninis."

[–]AmatureHour 2 points3 points ago

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His spidey sense was tingling, among other things...

[–]MagicMurderBean 2 points3 points ago

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Since she is absent of any ass whatsoever (she's got no meat, unless it's a plank steak..) I'm pretty sure Toby is just feeling peckish, starin her sammish down.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a guy, but I like that dress, I think it's kinda cute

[–]FreeNugs 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Ohaithereimjake 2 points3 points ago

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Oh... Mary Jane is gonna be pissed when she sees this...

[–]hiveMindNoLike 2 points3 points ago

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Uh....there's no ass in this picture. Total ripoff.

improved version: http://imgur.com/8qz6k

[–]fap_scale 40 points41 points ago

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{ 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 }

[–]Chaserr 39 points40 points ago

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Your name + comment are clever, but REALLY?! A 7?! Who the fuck do you think you are?

[–]deadtotheworld 33 points34 points ago

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I would concur, as Natalie Portman is fucking gorgeous, but then I realised he's probably saying that the picture's a seven, not the actual woman, ie he's ranking how good the picture is to fap to. In which case I think a seven's a little generous, actually.

[–]Baaz 3 points4 points ago

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yeah, he's rating fapability

[–]lacilynnn 52 points53 points ago

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He must be rating Tobey. That's the only logical conclusion.

[–]CornFedHonky 2 points3 points ago

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In all honesty, this isn't the most flattering picture for her. I don't know if it's the angle or what, but her body looks out of proportion.

[–]PalermoJohn 12 points13 points ago

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Dat glass

-Bear Grylls

[–]KIPS_LIKE_32YRS_OLD 3 points4 points ago

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Pardon my ignorance, but who is she?

[–]Anon_is_a_Meme 35 points36 points ago

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Natalie Hershlag. She used to be one of Alan Dershowitz's research assistants.

[–]KIPS_LIKE_32YRS_OLD 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]Ilikemountaindew 30 points31 points ago

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Dat ass...is non existent.

[–]melancholicpandabear 3 points4 points ago

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More like dat beer. She doesn't even has a bum to look at.

[–]poopFaceMcGinty 1 point2 points ago

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whatever sporting even this is, I want to be there, I don't care if it's little ethiopian babies street fighting

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dat ankle bracelet

[–]Spripedpantaloonz 1 point2 points ago

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At first I thought it was Donnie Darko, but then I realised it was Spiderman.

[–]731012 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever a girl is pushing her tong against her cheek, you know she's crazy.

[–]FraggotMan 1 point2 points ago*

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Whats funny is it seems like donnie darkos right hand is trying to remind him on whats on his left, its all HEY STOP LOOKING AT EMMA STONE THAT WAY YOU ARE MARRIED BRO

[–]ezberci 1 point2 points ago

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i looked for an ass for a good couple of minutes.

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

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Hard to see dat ass when she's wearing a dress

[–]ilostmyoldaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Dat ass, where is it

[–]SRV123 1 point2 points ago

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I think the most valuable part of this picture is the lump in Natalie Portman's cheek, helloooooooooooo fantasy world

[–]blackbird415 1 point2 points ago

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don't exist because shes too skinny

[–]infinitymind 1 point2 points ago

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More like, Dat Drank!

[–]pateyhfx 1 point2 points ago

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She looks like she weighs 100 pounds, if that. I can't imagine she has much of an ass.

[–]FearofOnionRings 1 point2 points ago

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Why is Spider-Man creepin' on Padme!?

[–]cino237 1 point2 points ago

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that'll get your spidy senses going

[–]spundnix32 1 point2 points ago

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Dat finger

[–]minimalmindman 1 point2 points ago

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she's far to skinny to have a real ass.

[–]iReallyMeanIt 1 point2 points ago

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When did Toby get so attractive?

[–]bradwasheresoyeah 1 point2 points ago

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Well, he is going to be web slinging later.

[–]LoserWithWinnings 1 point2 points ago

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Natalie portman is sexy

[–]MrE2Me 1 point2 points ago

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Dat face <3 <3 <3

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought i was so clever thinking "My Spider sense is tingling..." I was so excited to come post this comment thinking about all the glorious upvotes I would get and then I clicked the "comments" button... EVERY SINGLE TIME

[–]Replibacon 1 point2 points ago

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I think he wants her hot pocket.

[–]luckylongarm 1 point2 points ago

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bitches always be eatin

[–]D00x 1 point2 points ago

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PARKER

[–]earLthApearL 1 point2 points ago

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[–]eliisland1 1 point2 points ago

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bet he shot a few webs off after this pic

[–]petefic 1 point2 points ago

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What event is this where actors are spread out among the crowd.

[–]platipress 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry, but Natalie Portman has no ass.

[–]Aesir81 1 point2 points ago

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"My spider senses started tingling when I saw her tight padme."

[–]deese64 1 point2 points ago

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What ass???

[–]Ilikeguitars 1 point2 points ago

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Soooooo hot want to touch the hyney.