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[–]boisterous_innuendo 48 points49 points ago

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What's this from?

[–]SyrioForel 52 points53 points ago

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A Russian television show about mobsters.

[–]tomrhod 15 points16 points ago

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I must know the name!

[–]Miketheguy 2 points3 points ago

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Brigada?

[–]IsEasilyImpressed 0 points1 point ago

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Impressive double posting to add importance to a possible suspect.

[–]Miketheguy 0 points1 point ago

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lol I didnt know I double posted, thats the name of the show I think.

[–]IsEasilyImpressed 3 points4 points ago

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(Is impressed you got the name of the show. Upvotes the original and double post)

[–]Miketheguy 2 points3 points ago

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Brigada?

[–]genesis11 0 points1 point ago

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Swedish movie, not russian television. IMDB link

[–]gazbk 18 points19 points ago

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russian reality :P

[–]Fatmaninalilcoat 0 points1 point ago

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I believe it is the last transporter movie.

[–]ksajksale 0 points1 point ago

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Russian Big Brother.

[–]theconceptstays 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing the full video about a year ago. This GIF does it no justice.

[–]Vew -5 points-4 points ago*

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I remember seeing this several years ago when I was still in college.

Edit: you can downvote me to oblivion. It does change this is a really fucking old gif.

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[–]O_Orutger 0 points1 point ago

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No, definitely not.

[–]d4rkstryder 23 points24 points ago

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Better late than never:

Video

[–]Campmoore 2 points3 points ago

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lol, it has the soul calibur victory music at the very end

[–]duffahtolla 1 point2 points ago

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So much better than a gif. Thank you.

[–]CypherFTW 23 points24 points ago

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This is the way you hoped it would end.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcVFXboMPkk

[–]BONGLORD420 10 points11 points ago

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This seems so fake. I just can't get into it.

[–]diyuprise 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone else find it odd they keep mentioning trucks and "this is Texas", all the while sounding like they're canadian?

[–]Campmoore 2 points3 points ago

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definitely canadian, it seems like something the trailer park boys would have released viral

[–]matrixclown 8 points9 points ago

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Just so everyone knows, this video was proved to be staged.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Debbie Downer

[–]FarTooLong 2 points3 points ago

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Source?

[–]KingOfFlan 10 points11 points ago

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Somebody on reddit said it was staged once.

[–]FarTooLong 3 points4 points ago

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OHHH well in that case.

[–]mburke1124 1 point2 points ago

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Proved where? Can we see said proof? Cause I've never heard that.

[–]LovesTheWeather 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome haha mad props to the BMW guy for screwing up a couple rednecks day!

[–]Raptor007 -1 points0 points ago

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Gah this video was making me so mad until the end; glad the aggressive hicks got a little scare in them and didn't force the BMW driver to shoot. Icing on the cake that they lost their camera, even if it does look like a shitty one (based on the video quality).

[–]electricfoxx 16 points17 points ago

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I'd imagine it would be like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvBWwn0HsIw#t=0m22s

[–]fritzwilliam-grant 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Mrhurricanefred 7 points8 points ago

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I've seen bigger...

[–]rage_quit6677 2 points3 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]haux 2 points3 points ago

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Gotta hate those morning commutes.

[–]p1zz4guy 5 points6 points ago

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mmmmm BMW 8 series :drool

[–]oomskaap 43 points44 points ago

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The person in the back is trying to stop the driver in the front from reposting this gif but fails every time.

[–]earthexe 54 points55 points ago

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Definitely a repost.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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haha, reddiquette. Funny stuff.

[–]Phallic 7 points8 points ago

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The reposters are too heavily armed...

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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then cast expeliarmus on those fuckers.

[–]IsEasilyImpressed -3 points-2 points ago

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(Is impressed that continually posting about re-posting, isn't actually considered re-posting)

[–]ShampocalypseWOW 0 points1 point ago

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<brandishes upvotes>

<gives middle finger>

[–]the_sapling 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually how they do it in Compton. True story.

[–]3dom 1 point2 points ago*

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I can confirm some of my friends in Russia (in Moscow and Sochi) have "Saiga" ("civil" replica of Kalashnikov assault rifle) with them all the time - and use them like it is depicted in this GIF. Example - Ivan Ohlobystin, priest and talented movie director and actor - in the center of Moscow (it's Kremlin in background).

[–]Noyouretowel 1 point2 points ago

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Show name?

[–]vasya_pirh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]toney_blare -1 points0 points ago

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also staged like the gif.

[–]greenp 6 points7 points ago

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yeeep, that shut him up real quick.

[–]nnnslogan 4 points5 points ago

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Believe it or not, my friends and I did this once. I had some realistic looking airsoft machine guns in my car when I called for a tow. A tow truck appeared and offered to take the car after we waited a while on the Houston freeway side ramp. We decided to go with him, and then the other guys, the ones I had actually called, finally showed up. They tried to start a lot of problems with the other tow truck guy, and they followed us for quite a while until my friends waved the machine guns at them. I think they were middle eastern, too. I bet they had seen machine guns before. That shut them down in their strange pursuit.

[–]tllnbks 28 points29 points ago

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Let me get this straight...you call up a tow company and they send out a truck for you. A random tow truck comes by and you let them tow you and screw the company you called out of their business.

That's kinda a douche move. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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I called a taxi to pick me up from a place they had dropped me off at hours earlier. For some reason the taxi never showed.

I called a new taxi and they picked me up. Never called the old place. Fuck them.

[–]nnnslogan 0 points1 point ago

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How many hours are you willing to wait on a busy highway in the middle of a large city in the middle of the night?

[–]tllnbks 1 point2 points ago

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If it was taking long, I would have called the original tow company and asked for an ETA on their truck.

[–]nnnslogan 0 points1 point ago

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We did that. We were still waiting forever.

[–]GundamWang -4 points-3 points ago

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This is what I was going to post as well.

[–]sureillberightthere 2 points3 points ago

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I wasn't going to post this.

[–]MenosElOso -3 points-2 points ago

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He said he had waited awhile. Tow trucks are the sort of services you expect to be prompt, if they are not well....

[–]felixhandte 45 points46 points ago

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Not to be a spoil-sport, but isn't that quite illegal?

[–]morgothmm[S] 3 points4 points ago

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When something is illegal i think of it more as.. not recommended. Thats why i commit felonies nearly everyday. (hash oil)

[–]borick 1 point2 points ago

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And this, my friends, is the problem with drug prohibition.

[–]nnnslogan 4 points5 points ago

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What? Waving a fake gun at a hostile person who is following you with seemingly menacing intent?

In Houston if that's the worst thing you have to do...

[–]Aging_Roses 103 points104 points ago*

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This is one of the dumbest things you could do exactly for that reason.

You only brandish if it is the only possible solution left short of actually firing.

If some one were to actually have a gun, and you waved yours at them, and they happened to be of lesser intelligence, can you guess what might happen next?

Again, never show a weapon unless the only step left is to actually fire. Even if it's a toy. You never know what the other guy has or is willing to do. Don't put yourself in an extraordinary position.

It doesn't matter even if you're morally in the right. Because no matter the outcome, in a court of law you showed your gun, and that is intent. And even if they aren't trying to fuck you, what if he had freaked out and rammed the fuck out of your car, toppling it over and killing everyone? All he had to say was "well he showed an assault rifle and I was feeling assaulted." Obviously this is all bullshit make-believe stuff, but situations like it have happened before. So take heed and be careful.

[–]zynix 16 points17 points ago

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So... I grew up in Philadelphia and a few of my "friends" ended up being enforcers for local gangs. An old as dirt, but reliable trick for getting away with murder is to ask someone "Show me your gone" and then shoot them when they start to take it out. If no one else heard the part where you politely asked to see the weapon, its way more then reasonable doubt to say "I killed some guy cause he was going to kill me"

[–]smackson 5 points6 points ago

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Your comment reminded me of a tense movie scene where one person with a gun is demanding that another person reach for 1st guy's gun-- justifying shooting him.

GOOGLED FOR 15 MINUTES TO FIND THIS. Couldn't find a video on youtube but... here's the quote:

"You spit on my hand! Now wipe it off."

And the movie was The Hitcher (1986). Great movie. This website was where my google terms met the correct answer:

http://movingpicturetrash.blogspot.com/2008/10/hitcher-1986.html

Literally took me 15 mis.

OH, and TIL that this movie was remade 4 years ago w Sean Bean. Anyone consider it worth watching? I def recommend the orig.

[–]rabdargab 0 points1 point ago

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lemme guess... Sean Bean dies.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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West Philadelphia?

[–]zynix 0 points1 point ago

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Fortunately not, I lived all over Philly but never lived west of 76; that's a pretty fucked up place. Ignoring crime, the thing that's stuck with me is the epic amount of sink hole's, especially around the zoo.

[–]DrunkenWizard 0 points1 point ago

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How many of your days were spent on the playground?

[–]Britzer 1 point2 points ago

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And that, my friend, is why guns are not save.

Because even if people know about gun safety and observe it, a lot people have no f*ing clue about human conflict, how it evolves and what the presence of a gun does to it.

[–]nnnslogan 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, again it was my friends who did this, not me. I was in the cab of the tow truck with the driver who was towing my car, while my friends transported all the stuff from my car in their car.

Also note that this happened in 1987, and I was a teenager. This didn't happen last fucking week, so all you idiots need to stop tripping.

[–]Aging_Roses 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't matter who it was. You should've told your friend not to do it.

You really fucking think I actually give two fucks what happens to your life? Don't kid yourself, man. I was just giving some life saving advice that seems to slip people.

[–]nnnslogan 0 points1 point ago

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So, I'm supposed to somehow magically tell my friend in a moving car that I'm not in that he shouldn't wave around a fake gun? That would have been a neat trick in 1987 before anyone had a cell phone, genius.

[–]Aging_Roses 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't realize you weren't in the car with him. My point is still valid, though. Your friend did something dumb. But again, I don't really care either way.

[–]nnnslogan 0 points1 point ago

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I can't see any point you made that is valid at all.

[–]genesis11 0 points1 point ago

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Wow you can write with really big letters

[–]anothergaijin 0 points1 point ago

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Took me forever to find it again, and I don't know the truth about this, but here you go: http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0BTT/is_168_28/ai_112685749/

[–]Aging_Roses 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty good read, thanks.

[–]Lots42 -3 points-2 points ago

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What would you recommend be done when scary freakjobs are following you?

[–]Aging_Roses 0 points1 point ago

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Each situation is different, and should be handled accordingly.

But I can almost assure you that showing a (fake) gun wasn't needed.

[–]anonymousbear 0 points1 point ago

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as a fellow Houstonite I can confirm this

[–]LaughingCheetah 0 points1 point ago

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What is really illegal is that the different tow truck showing up before the other guy. Always check, because they can hold your car hostage.

[–]NonPermissive -3 points-2 points ago

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Depends on the place, I'd imagine. I doubt it's illegal in all too many states, Texas being one of the less-likely ones.

[–]felixhandte 8 points9 points ago

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I guess I wouldn't know, being from NYC, where cap guns are illegal.

[–]lurkersaurus 2 points3 points ago

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brandishing is illegal everywhere.

[–]daedalus1982 3 points4 points ago

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Open carry is illegal in texas. That generally covers all open displays of weapons not being immediately used for self-defense.

[–]NonPermissive 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I realized how wrong I probably was after I said it, but since it'd already been commented on, figured I'd leave it up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, what? Most states allow open carry, how did Texas ban it?

[–]daedalus1982 -1 points0 points ago

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It may be some legislators response to what they believe is a "cowboy mentality"

If so, it was a dick move on their part. Texas of all places should be able to open carry.

[–]puzzledplatypus -2 points-1 points ago

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Nah, I'm pretty sure it's still legal to assume that all middle easterners have seen a machine gun.

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[–]RyanCoonan 7 points8 points ago

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Whoa dude you smoke weed?!

[–]sheriffjbunnell 3 points4 points ago

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that's so cool

[–]geeyoffthehook 5 points6 points ago

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You are a fucking dumbass.

[–]AtomicBitchwax 3 points4 points ago

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Dipshit.

[–]MarcoEsquandolas 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for racism and being a moronic asshole.

[–]nnnslogan 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't realize the entire middle east was a race, or that being pursued by rabid freaks didn't warrant threats.

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[–]TheMarshma 16 points17 points ago

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That maybe theres violence going on in the middle east. =0 how offensive!

[–]nnnslogan 7 points8 points ago

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I think you know.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That aside from Africa, the Middle East is one of the most politically unstable and violent geographic areas in the entire world. If it isn't the most unstable. Due to the fact that they were Middle Eastern it's safe to imply that they have seen many machine guns while living in their homeland. That's what that's supposed to imply.

[–]sanph 1 point2 points ago

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If you live in the middle east and haven't seen a machine gun in person at some point in your life, then you don't live in the middle east. They are everywhere

[–]Flubbz 1 point2 points ago

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perfect for road rage!!

[–]skidmarksid 1 point2 points ago

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i think they were planning to do something else cause he had that ak47 in his hands before the car showed up....

[–]turbodude69 1 point2 points ago

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well technically you could do it. (if you live in the US) it probably wouldn't be 100% legal, but you CAN legally drive around with an assault rifle in your car. hell you can buy an AK-47 for around 400-500 bucks.

[–]Bbbsccc 0 points1 point ago

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You can drive around with anything which isn't concealable...as long as it is concealed and safe. As in locked in a gun case with a trigger guard.

[–]Raptor007 0 points1 point ago

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Trigger guard? Are those still around?

[–]woodnote 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, I wish more people would just pass me instead of tailgaiting like a motherfucker - they're the ones who should be brandished at.

[–]Whatevs4888 0 points1 point ago

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I do this daily

[–]sanjeevonline 0 points1 point ago

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so what is stopping you?

[–]sqdrn 0 points1 point ago

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Get an airsoft gun... never mind I guess that could back fire if you did it to the wrong person. Better just get a gun.

[–]turmacar 0 points1 point ago

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You wish you had a Russian friend?

[–]pierrot_mon_ami 0 points1 point ago

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The NRA should use this for promotion.

[–]dianthe 0 points1 point ago

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Ah good old mother Russia :)

[–]dregofdeath 0 points1 point ago

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this would work remarkably well in Ireland if you wore a balaclava (ski - mask)

[–]UrbanerMezei 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could do this as well... it doesn't even have to be loaded for people to fear the boomstick.

[–]Jorgwalther 0 points1 point ago

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I have an ak47, technically I could try this. But even in America I feel this would be frowned upon.

[–]twomonkeysayoyo 0 points1 point ago

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what's stopping you?

[–]I_hate_humans 0 points1 point ago

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You can. Anytime you want. What you wish for is the ability to not be afraid to do this.

[–]ivanbco 0 points1 point ago

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This has happened to me in Mexico. The only difference was that it was an M4, and yeah...I shat bricks.

[–]jakebluu 0 points1 point ago

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Don't complain about reposts. I've never seen this

[–]ComictorWillRule 0 points1 point ago

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I want to upvote the fuck out of this. IT'S SO AWESOME.

[–]msubirdie 0 points1 point ago

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I was on I80 this weekend. We are in construction and traffic was supposed to merge to the right lane. A trucker in front of me saw a pick-up racing up on the left and he went into the left lane to stop him from passing everyone. The pick-up still goes around him, hitting the ditch to do it and then slams on his brakes in the middle of the road. The driver and passenger jump out and are going to kick this truck drivers ass. God I wish this trucker had pulled out a gun like this on those 2 assholes.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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Coincidentally had an encounter with a belligerent couple on the road this evening. Wish I had my 9. =(

[–]lurkersaurus 1 point2 points ago

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You are so gangster.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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I know, right?

[–]Fideon -1 points0 points ago

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Some drug dealers once did this to my mom's friend. She was waiting behind a car at a red light, the light turned green and the car in front didn't move so she begun to honk, some dude then shows a gun out of the window and pop a couple of rounds to the air, she just remained there for about half an hour praying for her life. Since then we never honk if someone is stopped at a green light.

[–]JaspahX 0 points1 point ago*

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...I'm somehow finding this very hard to believe

[–]Fideon 2 points3 points ago

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If I tell you where this happened will you change your mind?

It actually happened in Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico. during the most violent years and she was not the only one that saw this happening and why would I lie to you? oh karma right. but no really this happened it was very violent back then, nowadays is more like a ghost town.

[–]JaspahX 0 points1 point ago

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Okay. I could see this happening in Mexico -- I was assuming this happened in the US.

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[–]cnash 7 points8 points ago

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I think #3 is get gut-shot in a botched robbery and bleed to death on the floor of a 7/11.

[–]Chrisos 1 point2 points ago

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And 4 needs to be changed to:

4 - Family profit from sale of unruptured internal organs.

[–]DeliveryNinja -2 points-1 points ago

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I already reposted this about a year ago.

[–]neptyr -1 points0 points ago

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Would I be correct if I was to state this is a Nissan Skyline GTR, most likely a R33 ?

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[–]eric_arrr 1 point2 points ago

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Can confirm it's a BMW 8-series. (I drive one.)

Notice how it has no B-pillar (that is, the pillar that most cars have running from the windowline to the roof.) Besides being a distinctive styling element, it also sort of makes the shot possible since with most cars the view of the rear passenger would have been blocked from that camera angle.

[–]Hates_ 1 point2 points ago

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Skylines don't have rear windows that can be dropped.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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In America... my friend did this (with a fake pistol that looked genuinely real) when some road-raging, tobacco chewing redneck was tailing us down the highway telling us to pull over so he could fight us. Turns out the police were called when someone saw the gun (not when this guy was chasing us?), and my friend was cited with a misdemeanor "carrying" violation of some sort - the other guy was never caught.

tl;dr - We did it!!! (And got in trouble for it... but WE DID IT!!!)

[–]usav3t -1 points0 points ago

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TIL Canadia has rednecks.

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man, this guy's trying to pass us while we go way under the speed limit!

not to worry, good sir! I have a machine gun that I'm going to wave around to show them that I have a god-given right to be an asshole on the road!

good thinking, fellow complete JACKOFF of the road!

[–]Bbbsccc 1 point2 points ago

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Context is important. Also, not really a machine gun.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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sorry i'm not a gun nut...yet...

[–]Bbbsccc 1 point2 points ago

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Shooting high speed projectiles at pieces of paper with circles on them is a great hobby. I'm serious, I love target shooting. Exercise your amendment for the sheer fun of it.

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I'm thinking I'll get a medium-quality handgun and make it my baby, know how to take it apart and put it back together blindfolded, figure out its balance, where it fits in the spectrum of other guns, let it shoot an empirically-tested best fit bullet (lots of...testing...*rubs hands together), etc.

Kind of like how one chooses a bible.

[–]Bbbsccc 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with your want to truly "become one," with your handgun. However keep this in mind. Buy a high-quality handgun. If you are focused on self-defense. Revolver's are significantly more reliable in an "oh shit, oh shit. I have to survive the next few seconds," scenario, if the first cartridge is a dud, pull the trigger and the next cartridge should fire (double actions). If you're looking to defend your home, a shotgun with 00 buckshot is the way to go, with the barrel as close as you can get to the legal limit (taught this at my gun class getting my class-A, it is pretty sound advice). If you're just fucking around, get an automatic, and blow some paper away.

[–]lurkersaurus 0 points1 point ago

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He is mocking you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If you're referring to me, I'm not mocking anyone.

[–]PatAunces 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like you've got a case of the mondays!