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[–]DrunkandIrrational 82 points83 points ago

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The better you vocalize this sequence in your head, the funnier it is.

[–]DJBJ 29 points30 points ago

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I'm actually going to memorize it, so when Halloween comes I can just jump into random groups conversations and say it (With all the guys listen, seriously listen, even if im not being interuptted). For my costume, I am going to have 2 huge ass wings on my legs.

[–]SolidGoldSpork 28 points29 points ago

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"2 huge ass-wings" FTFY

[–]LordNewt -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for XKCD

[–]RapeShrike 7 points8 points ago

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Tough sequence to memorize. Godspeed brave one

[–]deboerpa 0 points1 point ago

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Sure, sure I vocalized it with vocal chords and my mouth and tongue and stuff and it was super good. Also, DINOSAUR WITH FUCKING BACK WINGS! WOOOW.

I may be alone here but I'm starting a slow clap for evolution. slow clap

[–]petedawes 9 points10 points ago

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Are Navi's wings on her back feet?

[–]Mcfrankable -1 points0 points ago

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HaHA!

[–]Liferuiner 188 points189 points ago

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Old as the internet, but I laugh every single time. Have an upboat.

[–]allday_everyday 71 points72 points ago

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Seriously. I demand that this be reposted every few months for my own entertainment.

[–]YourYesMan 47 points48 points ago

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Yes Boss

[–]KevimusPrime 8 points9 points ago

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PARKER GET THE FUCK IN HERE

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

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Sure thing, boss. But... can I get an advance for this month's salary?

[–]HittingSmoke 13 points14 points ago

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WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SOMEONE WITH WINGS ON HIS BACK LEGS? GET ME SOME PICTURES OF THE GUY WITH WINGS ON HIS BACK LEGS.

[–]YourYesMan 1 point2 points ago

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Right Away Boss

[–]AssassinFlonne 7 points8 points ago

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Off to a good start, there.

[–]stompythebeast 4 points5 points ago

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I like this young man. He makes me feel...in control.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you know, there are only two people on the internet. Ever.

[–]slayter 5 points6 points ago

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It is, i've seen it at least 4-5 times on reddit with 200+ upvotes...

[–]nereus 0 points1 point ago

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Your wish has been granted

[–]Flux85 4 points5 points ago

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According to the screencap, its only 2 years old.

[–]Chippermonkey 4 points5 points ago

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You're part of the problem, fuck-stick.

[–]Mr_Big_Stuff 2 points3 points ago

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You tell 'em Chip!

[–]bultaco370pursang 1 point2 points ago

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Lost, without shame.

[–]lurkersaurus 3 points4 points ago

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its from 2009.

[–]jonnie5 0 points1 point ago

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I think the median age of reddit is dropping, so maybe OP wasn't even born in 2009.

[–]GeneralEccentric -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say this. I upvote it every time. It's the only repost I never tire of seeing

[–]JohnKimble85 34 points35 points ago

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For some reason I read that in Archer's voice, and it was awesome.

[–]ooNegativeONEoo 20 points21 points ago

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Maybe because no one speaks a full sentence in that show before they're cut off by another character. When they're not cut off, they stutter in fragments, like they're not sure who forgot their lines.

[–]snoharm 9 points10 points ago

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Like real life. Which is why that show works so well.

[–]themojowire 15 points16 points ago

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Daaanga zone!

[–]Iamsqueegee 2 points3 points ago

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Phrasing!

[–]SilverDOA 0 points1 point ago

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I was having a hard time figuring out why I was so amused by it. It's true that we create a particular voice in our heads and read the words out in a particular manner based on how it is written.

Although.. Looking back on it, I'd say it reminds me more of Dane Cook. Before I get downvoted, know that the manner in which he TELLS the joke is usually funnier than the joke itself. That's his whole schtick.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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That's pterrifying.

[–]rage_comic_reviews 96 points97 points ago

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Guys...

guys

Guys.

Guys listen.

I have the best ide

guys listen

I have the best idea ever

guys

I'll take a post

guys

a post that got lots of karma

I'll take that post guys listen here

I'll take that post and post it again.

[–]skinnymatters 5 points6 points ago

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upvote for being creative about "going there."

[–]derKapitalist 2 points3 points ago

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Where's the one with the tanks.

[–]bigwillFTW 2 points3 points ago

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I've always liked this one a whole lot.

[–]Sharlto 6 points7 points ago

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I cannot stop laughing.

[–]bigkajamma 1 point2 points ago

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Theres a episode on the Micro Raptor which is the only 4-Winged animal known to exist. Google that shit.

[–]bobakalama 1 point2 points ago

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did anyone else flap their legs to see what this would be like?

[–]socraincha 1 point2 points ago

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GREAT SCOTT.

I'VE TRAVELLED INTO THE PAST.

[–]This_Might_Help 5 points6 points ago

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[–]poo_22 10 points11 points ago

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Nope.

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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Utini!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So... it's definitely not Houdini?

[–]Abyssalstudios 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, this never stops being funny.

[–]readzalot1 2 points3 points ago

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First time I ever saw it. Thanks!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Welcome to the Internet. Tours are running today at 1, 3 and 5pm from the main lobby.

[–]readzalot1 0 points1 point ago

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Oops, must have been heading down the wrong tube.

[–]KingofAces 0 points1 point ago

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HEY LISTEN

All I can hear in my head

[–]quivering_manflesh 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mini_loki 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone in the office just looked at me for laughing so hard... You have made my day :D

[–]ednanemone 0 points1 point ago

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this seems counter productive.

[–]Naeddyr 0 points1 point ago

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In an alternative universe somewhere where backleg wings caught on, someone posts on backlegreddit.com a picture of an image of what an early, frontleg winged creature might have looked like, and everyone is laughing at how funny it is.

[–]ReneG8 0 points1 point ago

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Still funny!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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STFU NAVI

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe I've been. PERMABANNED! sobsobsob

[–]dr_noa_vixadellas 0 points1 point ago

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and thus was born the pdacterotyl...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I doubt these are wings, rather skin flaps to glide

[–]thepantythief 0 points1 point ago

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funniest thing I've seen all day. even if it is a repost.

[–]cero54 0 points1 point ago

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Nothin' scarier than a dinosaur flyin' spreadeagle in your face.

[–]Racheldkane 0 points1 point ago

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Coked out dinosaur is coked out.

[–]mike6452 0 points1 point ago

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sounds like a dane cook joke

[–]DeNovoGyasi 1 point2 points ago

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I have been looking for this pic for like a YEAR. Thank you reddit, you have all the upvotes I can muster.

[–]snoharm 1 point2 points ago

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May I introduce you to r/tipofmytongue ?

[–]ohmypseudonym 1 point2 points ago

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Love r/tipofmytongue. trying to solve peoples' mysteries is awesome!

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 0 points1 point ago

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request on 4chan. receive within 2 minutes.

[–]deadie 0 points1 point ago

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down vote. i wish i could down vote more. god damnit this has been floating around /b/ for YEARS. tired here tired there

[–]mikeroon -3 points-2 points ago

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Hilarious phrasing.

[–]Tye-rex -1 points0 points ago

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I can finally truly express my love for this old picture. Upvote for you sir!

[–]danth -1 points0 points ago

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The knights of new have failed us.

[–]IntentionalMisnomer -2 points-1 points ago

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STOP POSTING THIS!!!

[–]Byrrh -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't get it?? Someone please explain?

[–]callmelucky 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's just about beta-type people trying to get others to listen to their idea when the idea is pretty stupid in the first place. It's kind of tragicomedy or something. And/or the dinosaur is blazed off its ass. Either way, I laughed a LOT, sorry it didn't do anything for you.

[–]Hypou 0 points1 point ago

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Just read it ?

[–]Opblaaskaas -1 points0 points ago

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Boated you up.

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[–]KingOfSwing90 -5 points-4 points ago

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Nobody likes a needy redditor.

(Extrapolation: Nobody likes a needy redditor -> Nobody likes redditors)