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[–]Nerkson 189 points190 points ago*

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[–]bludstone 22 points23 points ago

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[–]Toorstain 1 point2 points ago

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NIGGERS!

[–]Halladay 38 points39 points ago

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This is the original source.

FTFY

[–]CornflakeJustice 5 points6 points ago

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Ctrl+F "Source"

This is what I was looking for! I'll give you an upvote for aid.

[–]Jymotion 2 points3 points ago

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I was wondering how he fixed anything at all
then you told me
it's all so clear

[–]horseface 3 points4 points ago

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Isn't "original source" kind of redundant? Am I missing something?

[–]Elerion_ 5 points6 points ago

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"This is the original" implies that the comic in the OP was a remake of the original comic.

"This is the original source" implies that this is where comic in the OP came from.

"Original" is semi-redundant in the latter, though.

[–]Halladay -2 points-1 points ago

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I just thought that linking to the "original" implies that the OP's comic is a knock off or an entirely different version.

"This is the original source/author" clears up that confusion.

[–]A-punk 487 points488 points ago

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Oh wow, you can actually do that?

I normally just put the cat down.

[–]rbert 178 points179 points ago

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You mean put him back down on the floor right? 'Cause he was sitting on your lap, and you were petting him lovingly? Right? RIGHT?

[–]lakesObacon 60 points61 points ago

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This man you speak of...

...he kills cats.

[–]Ilyanep 28 points29 points ago*

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At least he doesn't rape them!

[–]lolwut19 26 points27 points ago

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Where is I_RAPE_CATS when you need him?

[–]Bowlercap 148 points149 points ago

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Where do you think?

[–]lolwut19 30 points31 points ago

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Well played.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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He died of terminal karma loss last April Fools.

[–]Nunaya 11 points12 points ago

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I thought it was feline AIDS

[–]pocketjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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it was my understanding that he got hearing AIDS from having too much unprotected phone sex

[–]djramrod 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck what you heard

[–]plain_name -1 points0 points ago

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huh?

[–]lolwut19 5 points6 points ago

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My condolences. Tis a shameful way to pass.

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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Never forget.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He must be making a flute with their souls.

[–]BetYouCanNotTellMe -1 points0 points ago

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Well he is main business is that of a supplier to Chinese buffetes

[–]Melchoir 9 points10 points ago

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Obligatory: Octopuns: #69 - Wine, via r/comics

[–]crackshot91 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god, that was awful. :(

[–]HemHaw 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, that was hilarious! :)

[–]Mybrainmelts 0 points1 point ago

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god, I hope so.

[–]downvoteforpet 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for doing the right thing!

[–]Ikarus3426 168 points169 points ago

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And to think that these cats used to be wild animals, left to fend for themselves. looks at housecat

WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME!?!?!?

[–]merik42 252 points253 points ago*

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A

takes off sunglasses

pussy

Edit: first time using this joke...but i just couldn't resist

[–]djramrod 64 points65 points ago

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yeah

[–]NELyon 44 points45 points ago

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That was so underwhelming. I'm kinda sad now.

[–]alphabeat 1 point2 points ago

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That's what...obvious joke girl said.

[–]nowrongwrong 15 points16 points ago

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Louder, Fluttershy!

[–]Rudahn 7 points8 points ago

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gasp.....yay

[–]Jonimus 6 points7 points ago

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I just used this joke recently and made the same mistake. Its putting on sunglasses, not taking them off :P

[–]MSpainting 181 points182 points ago*

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I'd follow you up with a 'Yeah' but they've all been getting downvoted to hell recently.

Edit: Downvotes anyway? OK FUCK IT

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[–]rdeluca 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sidney_crago -4 points-3 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[–]kevinwoodward 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Foofnar 3 points4 points ago

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Here's one with an animation.

[–]pjhollow 1 point2 points ago

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Damnit why did I click that with headphones on.

[–]lolwut19 0 points1 point ago

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Beat me to it

[–]djramrod 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fucking Christ that was so loud

[–]cresteh -1 points0 points ago

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Oh god, bookmarked.

[–]shreevelabs -2 points-1 points ago

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say something dramatic, take off sunglasses, push button, win

[–]crackshot91 -1 points0 points ago

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Yes.

[–]weeone 0 points1 point ago

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Horatio?

[–]rottenborough 5 points6 points ago

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Cats have been domesticated since the New Stone Age. They're doing fairly well comparing to other pets.

[–]kilo4fun 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah feral cats do pretty well in the wild. Those fuckers breed like crazy and do all kinds of damage to the ecosystem.

[–]Swinly 4 points5 points ago

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Those fuckers breed like crazy and do all kinds of cute and cuddly damage to the ecosystem.

FTFY

[–]AuntieSocial 10 points11 points ago

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Hubs and I have often wondered how cats manage to survive in the wild long enough to be domesticated, considering they can only keep one out of three meals they eat down. You'd think that horkHORKHORK!!!! would carry across the jungle, alerting bigger predators to their current position and indisposition.

[–]potatohamster 13 points14 points ago

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Are you feeding your cat bleach?

[–]prismaticbeans 1 point2 points ago

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It's probably obscenely fuzzy.

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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No, just ye olde cat food (actually, as good of food as we can afford). But I've never had a cat that didn't toss their cookies at least once a week. Sometimes they seem to do it maliciously, aiming for prized possessions.

[–]Foghorn225 5 points6 points ago

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Is your cat related to the swedish chef?

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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Possiby. The kitchen often looks very similar when they're done playing in it.

[–]midri 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly enough, cats are one of the few species that domesticated it self. I imagen some of the smaller breeds of cats that could not make it in the wild found it easier to beg for food outside human civilizations and as generations passed the domestication just sort of happened as we found them pleasant.

[–]AuntieSocial 1 point2 points ago

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First domesticated cat: "I tire of feeling the fresh, pulsing blood of my prey surge across my tongue. You, hairless ape! Fetch me a croissant. And some of those sparkly tinsel balls."

Extrapolated from the behavior of my own cat masters.

[–]midri -1 points0 points ago

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and leave the tap on, I shallent drink from the stagnant waters of mediocrity!

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Jesus on a pogo stick. The water wars are maddening. Finally had a (small, partial) breakthrough when I gave Mr. "I won't drink out of ANY vessel except YOUR cup right there" his own people cup next to his food.

He still insisted on bathtub tap dripping during my bathroom breaks, tho.

[–]Frostxtq 0 points1 point ago

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What are you feeding your poor cat? My cat vomits as well, but it happens like once a month or sometimes even less often, that's not normal.

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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Just cat food. For some reason or another, my cats will regularly decide they have to bolt like food like Rosanne has been eying their plate, then hork it back up almost immediately because they've eaten too much, too fast. I have no idea what that's about. They get plenty and are fed separately if personalities require it.

I usually have at least two cats at any one time (am catless at present due to the close proximity of one untimely mystery death and one old-age death), so at least one of them during any given week will do this, even though you'd think after a while they'd learn.

So, yeah. Hork.

[–]Frostxtq 0 points1 point ago

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Strange. Cats normally know how much to eat, they're not like dogs, normally if you would leave them a bowl full of cat food, they would eat only as much as they need and save the rest. Your cats are weirdos.

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed. I seem to get the derps.

[–]Frostxtq 0 points1 point ago

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Strange. Cats normally know how much to eat, they're not like dogs, normally if you would leave them a bowl full of cat food, they would eat only as much as they need and save the rest. Your cats are weirdos. This should only happen if you're not giving them enough, if you always leave them plenty of food in the bowl, they should know when to stop.

[–]JakeCameraAction 2 points3 points ago

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That was hilarious in my head.

[–]CAW4 7 points8 points ago

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I feel glad that I have a wild cat that lived on its own a few years. Every day comes with a new dead woodland critter!

[–]moomooman 0 points1 point ago

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You should feed the cat more if you want to stop the critter delivery service.

[–]RedYelloBlue 6 points7 points ago

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no it means 'i love you' in cat

[–]mistergookey 1 point2 points ago

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Or he's trying to teach you how to hunt. No one really knows.

[–]imakitty 5 points6 points ago

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The masters of the human race?

[–]BetYouCanNotTellMe 1 point2 points ago

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The cats have realized they are gods and allow their slaves to do everything for them.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

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Cat, descendant of great and terrible beasts, shrunken down by man and reduced to chasing little dots of light and lengths of string. It's tragic.

[–]MLBM100 1 point2 points ago

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as you say this I see my cat hiding from the vacuum...I am disappoint.

[–]the2belo 47 points48 points ago

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HOLY SHIT A TALKING CAT

[–]LonelySaucer 2 points3 points ago

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Cat....don't you mean muffins? Hahahahahahahaha!

[–]ncocca 74 points75 points ago

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This is old, but I still love it. Also, please link to the original website next time.

[–]snowbirdie 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why people downvote you for trying to give the original author credit. I'd love to see the original website. And now the OP gets a downvote for stealing content.

[–]philds391 13 points14 points ago

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It probably wasn't the OP's intent to steal content. Reddit has a tendency to bring small Independent websites to their knees with traffic and Imgur is faster and doesn't go down often. Though the OP should have added the site address to the picture or in a comment.

[–]PhantomGenocide 11 points12 points ago

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This is why I no longer upload any web comics anymore.

Upload to imgur? Reddit bitches for not giving author credit.

Link directly website? Reddit bitches about ads.

Link directly to image? Reddit bitches about not giving the website ad-traffic.

[–]gatton 10 points11 points ago

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How about upload to imgur and then put a link in your post. I would think a large percentage of people who automatically click to see the image would not also click the link to the site. But the link is there for those of us that want it and presumably we are not a large enough herd to bring down the site?

[–]Niqulaz 4 points5 points ago

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Then you get the mouthbreather who have to tell you that there was already a watermark indistiguishible to the human eye with light grey colour on white background in font size 2 embedded in the image, so you really didn't have to do that.

[–]Rawmin 6 points7 points ago

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When reddit overloads a small website like that, it is that websites dream come true. They will wind up with a bunch of ad revenue for it.

[–]1k2ka 1 point2 points ago

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The OP for this post is a repost machine. Everything he posts are reposts and content stealing.

[–]wtfnoreally 5 points6 points ago

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Best original cat comic I've ever seen. edit: never mind you fucking stole it.

[–]3uphony 33 points34 points ago

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This made me unbelievably happy. Time to pet kitty even more.

[–]Omnipotent0 2 points3 points ago

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Go on...

[–]Look_Sexual_Innuendo -4 points-3 points ago

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unbelievably happy

to pet kitty

[–]ThatHipsterSong 48 points49 points ago

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Meh.

[–]The_Jacobian 2 points3 points ago

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Why are you not a novelty account that only says "Meh"?

[–]logan101 2 points3 points ago

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Because novelty accounts are too mainstream.

[–]Rabid_Weasle 21 points22 points ago

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People who refer to themselves as their pet's mom or dad are weird.

[–]ortucis 7 points8 points ago

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I think the pets who refer to their human masters as "mom" or "dad" are creepy as fuck and probably part of a secret alien invasion.

[–]jambo2011 6 points7 points ago

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Agreed and upvoted.

[–]qovneob 0 points1 point ago

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My mom does this, it is very weird

[–]Blandis 20 points21 points ago

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A floppy-eared dog would have just continued derping, wondering why everything got so loud all of a sudden.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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My domesticated animal is better than your domesticated animal.

[–]Blandis 4 points5 points ago

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I don't have a domesticated animal. And I'm not claiming that either ear-reaction is superior.

[–]nuclear_cheese 3 points4 points ago

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My farm animal takes a bigger shit than your house pet. And it smells more.

Beat that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't own pets, I 'rent' them for free from other people, just like I don't have kids, I have nieces and nephews.

[–]This_comment_has 2 points3 points ago

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As someone without a cat, it took me a while to realize what was going on.

[–]rachel_profiling 10 points11 points ago

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the second panel made me soooo sad I had to go hug my own kitteh

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That happens to my dog sometimes, but he doesn't whine about it. Probably cause he isn't a fucking pussy.

[–]alexman17c 15 points16 points ago

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Is this original? If so, this is so mathmatical!

[–]VoltageOnTheRocks 23 points24 points ago

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It's not original, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[–]Thatguy102c 7 points8 points ago

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This is the original.

[–]Nerkson 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's not the original.

[–]Takuya-san 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, almost exactly a year old. It's almost as if the OP has been specifically looking for year old Reddit submissions in order to repost them and whore karma.

[–]Thatguy102c 2 points3 points ago

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Well, that's certainly a new strategy.

[–]logan101 0 points1 point ago

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Why do you people care so much?! I apparently wasn't online the day this was posted. I assume 80% of Redditors haven't seen this. Who gives a flying fuck if it's a repost or not?

[–]Takuya-san 0 points1 point ago

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I was just playing along. I don't really give a shit either, I've missed many "reposts" myself and am glad they were reposted so I could get a laugh. Hell, right after saying this I reposted this just to see whether it would work (and to laugh at the irony of it if it did). Much karma was whored by reposting that.

[–]wtfnoreally 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking makes me sad to learn it was stolen.

Why is she such an angry bitch anyway?

[–]hedgehogboy5 10 points11 points ago

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ALGEBRAIC! RHOMBUS!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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SHMOWZOW!

[–]shelldog 1 point2 points ago

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MY HAT IS AWESOME!!!

[–]luciddr34m3r 5 points6 points ago

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It's alphanumeric!

[–]Starrfx642 4 points5 points ago

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Can someone explain this comic to me?

[–]JSBIV 1 point2 points ago

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May I ask where this is from?

[–]DamageInq 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a special pair of glasses for performing your ear trickery?

[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 1 point2 points ago

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That comic put my eye out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Your last 'w' is upside down.

[–]Sinborn 1 point2 points ago

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I do that to my cat on purpose. No fucks given by my cat.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i used to do this to my cat and she would shake her head and it would straighten out.

[–]corby_tender 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand what this is saying.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 1 point2 points ago

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MILF

[–]Adiuvo 3 points4 points ago

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My dog does this all the time. Normally he can fix it just by shaking his head but if he can't he starts whining to me about it.

[–]Damaband41 1 point2 points ago

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I used to put both my dog's ears like this to make him look like a girly dog.

[–]termie 1 point2 points ago

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[–]darwins_bitch 2 points3 points ago

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No, no that's a Scottish Fold. You meant an American Curl.

[–]termie 1 point2 points ago

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[–]imakitty 3 points4 points ago

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You are best kind of human :3

[–]PossiblyAnEngineer 7 points8 points ago

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I take the other ear and make them both "broke"

[–]WatersLethe 1 point2 points ago

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Why you... the adorable... me give with the things

[–]dr_noa_vixadellas 3 points4 points ago

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good comic. too bad for the sheer amount of dicks on here calling it stupid and yelling at you for having the cat yell "mom". For the people that think this is so wrong, is it too far off to say that taking care of a cat is somewhat being a mother/father figure to the cat? I feel like its ok to say you're the mom/dad as long as you don't believe you actually birthed the cat. ok I'm done making an arguement for the crazy cat lovers now haha, just tired of seeing so many people being sour towards eachother on here.

[–]dr_noa_vixadellas 0 points1 point ago

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I am also taking the liberty now to downvote myself and call myself a fucking idiot so many of you won't have to.

[–]TidusShoot2Kill 1 point2 points ago

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this seriously has over 900 upvotes... i am disapoint reddit

[–]tyrghast 2 points3 points ago

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I love my cat, but anyone who thinks of their pets as children and in turn thinks their pet thinks of them like a parent needs to get a grip.

[–]thelittleking -3 points-2 points ago

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If I could even begin to fucking express how much I hate it when people anthropomorphise their pets and then have said pets call them 'mom' or 'dad.'

There needs to be a term for these people. They aren't anthros, they aren't furries, what the fuck are they? I don't know! But I need to. I need a term to direct my loathing at a body of people.

Decently drawn comic, I guess. Almost got a chuckle at the silly cat, until I realized that text in the background said 'mom.'

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Who put sand in your vagina?

[–]randomsnark 2 points3 points ago

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Who put kitty litter in your pussy?

FTFY

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Who put your pussy on the kitty litter?

[–]randomsnark 2 points3 points ago

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I did. It is part of the training.

[–]thelittleking 1 point2 points ago*

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EDIT: Aw man, I can be a real douche sometimes.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I was actually referencing a scene from a House M.D. episode. Your comment made me chuckle, and I upvoted it. I don't actually argue with people on reddit. I thought that the users treated comments as a type of script because it always seems to follow the same hilarious formula.

[–]thelittleking 2 points3 points ago

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Aw, man. Sorry. I guess I'm getting a little defensive, given that it's stupid o'clock in the morning.

[–]Dadatina 0 points1 point ago

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I consider myself to be my cats mom. They're part of the family and I do basically everything that a mother does except bathe them (because thank god they bathe themselves). So yeah, hate me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Such a bizarrely inconsequential thing to get worked up about...

Is this about something else? Are you feeling okay?

[–]thelittleking 3 points4 points ago

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Nope! Some things just really get under my skin, hah. This happens to be one of them.

[–]prismaticbeans -4 points-3 points ago

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It's a fucking joke, get over it.

[–]rattietattat 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, after reading the title, I put the volume on mute because I thought there was going to be some sort of shocking noise.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD! You have a talking cat?!

[–]SaiXavera 0 points1 point ago

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Does this work if i say my penis broke?

[–]ostrichheaven 0 points1 point ago

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...this is also a chihuahua dilemma. They have ears like a bat.

[–]coldcrush 0 points1 point ago

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and if you look at it backwards, she broke the cats ear!

[–]Seefor 0 points1 point ago

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What's the source? I'd love to see more by this author.

[–]TheBeaverCleaver 0 points1 point ago

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After a few months of lurking, I made an account just to say how hard I laughed at this.

[–]madzanta 0 points1 point ago

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What does my D drive have to do with kitties? I don't get it.

[–]retrospects 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in my cats voice...

[–]lolwatdahek 0 points1 point ago

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source please? these look fun to read :D

[–]Squints753 0 points1 point ago

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Women: Your cat is not your child. Women I know: I am not your cat's "uncle."

[–]GamerMaiden 0 points1 point ago

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My cat Sam totally did this with me (sans words). He was grooming and flipped his ear back. He looked up at me with the most confused look on his face when it flipped back to normal. He was about 6 months old at this point.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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I think it's much more disturbing for me than the cat and I just have to flick it (same with the dog...)
EDIT: After I've flicked it, I of course put the ear back into position, if my dog can't be arsed to...

[–]thatrudedude 1 point2 points ago

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someone explain this joke. As it is not funny

[–]branjelina 2 points3 points ago

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You clearly aren't a cat person. Which is fine.

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the solid explanation.

[–]GamerMaiden 0 points1 point ago

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Cat's ears are made from the same material as ours (just fuzzy). When grooming they can fold it back and it will stay that way for a while. It pops back to normal.

[–]liquidinsects 0 points1 point ago

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Mom?

[–]alwaysnude -2 points-1 points ago

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Thinking that you are your pets "mom" means you're fucked in the head.

It's an animal, and it only sticks around cuz you feed it.

[–]DBCoopers_Voice 0 points1 point ago

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If it makes you frown to unfold a kitty's ear, you shouldn't have a kitty. Just sayin'.

[–]uhhguy 0 points1 point ago

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I already had this printed and on my wall. I love it so damn much.

[–]wombatgal 0 points1 point ago

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The giggles! They just don't stop!

[–]wookiecontrol -2 points-1 points ago

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Mega dumb

[–]fxpstclvrst -1 points0 points ago

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Someone also broke my kitty's ear :( Seeee? Actually, he came to us from a woman who traps feral cats for a spay/neuter and release program, and his ear was tipped by the organization that did it to indicate he's been fixed.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why does stupid shit like this get to the front page?

[–]Wzuzoo -1 points0 points ago

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Well that was fucking stupid.

[–]Lopno -4 points-3 points ago

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I've seen this comic so many times, but it is so cute that you get an upvote anyway.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]Poopinz_McScoopinz -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey, its that thing that happens to everybody sometimes.

[–]cnostaw -2 points-1 points ago

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I kinda love this.

[–]hungryhusky -4 points-3 points ago

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I bet that's what my dog thinks all the time

[–]mheyk -4 points-3 points ago

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Have you ever tied your cat to your ceiling fan does the same thing as this cartoon.