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[–]JustinTahraf 26 points27 points ago

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White-Male... Black-mail

[–]sbrick89 59 points60 points ago

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Repost? yes

Still funny? YES.

Upboat.

[–]WiglyWorm 39 points40 points ago

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I saw it when it was posted without the conclusion... so I'm glad this was reposted.

[–]theblackcrayon 5 points6 points ago

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Same here. Thanks for the repost blackstar23.

[–]blackstar23[S] 6 points7 points ago

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thanks guys.. am new here so its kinda my first post was abit scared to post this actually..tks for the upvotes.. i hope to bring more nice posts..

[–]JustChangingHomepage 0 points1 point ago

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Can anyone here link the original post? I want to read their comments too.

[–]Mel_Melu 2 points3 points ago

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This is is new to me, I'm glad I saw it very funny :)

[–]fermilevel -1 points0 points ago

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Woah not too many upvotes pal, we don't want it to land on the front page where the Crusaders of Reposts will get the wind of this.

[–]WAAAAmbulance_driver -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, and then I have to get involved.

[–]I3ombastic -3 points-2 points ago

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Normally I don't mind one or two reposts, but this is seriously the fourth time I've seen this...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hadn't heard the conclusion. I'm not entirely sure if the Radio 2 people thought that all up themselves or what.

[–]jebus01 2 points3 points ago

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how does that guy feel getting that mission.. lol

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Imagine if it had been a fat woman stripping.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 7 points8 points ago

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There'd be all kinds of backlash

[–]Karma334 2 points3 points ago

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I want to donate to your cause, what is the web-address for your charity?

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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Which cause would that be?

[–]SgtMcHammerfist 1 point2 points ago

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The one about Monocles and Saurons or something.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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I see. Well, the first obstacle to the cause is the R&D that is necessary to create a device that will allow travel into literary universes.

[–]Karma334 1 point2 points ago

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People just can't take a joke now can they... * disappointed sigh*

[–]SgtMcHammerfist 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to suggest you create an add that had Sauron stripping down until all he was wearing was a monocle. I guess I forgot all about the whole literary universes problem.

[–]frankyb89 0 points1 point ago

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I think this was brought up the last time this was posted and I'm about 90% sure that there is a woman version.

Edit: Nevermind. I can't find it anywhere.

[–]Paryphes 0 points1 point ago

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There is! I saw it also. Weird that it has disappeared from the internet...

[–]frankyb89 0 points1 point ago

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At least I know I'm not crazy. But then why the hell did the woman one disappear while this one has all sorts of hits if you search "The sooner you advertise here, the better"?

[–]ownworldman 2 points3 points ago

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If it was a fat woman stripping, they would be badmouthed by national TV's.

[–]heyseriously 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, it's almost like a variety of societal factors have lead to the bodies of men being treated differently than the bodies of women.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yet people keep implying that the genders should be treated the same way..

[–]t3han0maly 1 point2 points ago

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I bet they were all ads from the same radio station.

[–]l_Make_No_Sense 1 point2 points ago

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Wow..I would never pay that much money for a broken down car. Anyone who would is a fucking moron.

[–]ohnoadeathraybzz 1 point2 points ago

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Personally, I wanted to see the dude naked.

[–]polecat13 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, the bear admirers got cheated on this one :(

[–]squarerootof1764 3 points4 points ago

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Me, too. I think big guys are great! I don't understand why it would be negative to see him naked. Large guys are sexy!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, and my ex swore she'd deleted the photos!

[–]MaxPower88 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because he's fat.

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[–]im_her_father -3 points-2 points ago

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photoshop!

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[–]jojojoy 0 points1 point ago

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Countered.

[–]chimpyTT -1 points0 points ago

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wow, better than infomercials