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[–]zane17 22 points23 points ago

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hahahahahahahahaha rape is hilarious

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[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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[–]e_duTrieux 18 points19 points ago

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Yeah man, it's totally okay for people in jail to get raped all the time. Nobody ever ends mistakenly ends up in jail!

[–]somenonfactor -1 points0 points ago

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You were high when you wrote this.

[–]e_duTrieux 0 points1 point ago

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No, just too lazy to copy-edit.

[–]Nivlac024 4 points5 points ago

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older than the internet. literally

[–]wag_a_mole 7 points8 points ago

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the tip? It won't just be the tip...

[–]iDenis 3 points4 points ago

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Everything makes you uncomfortable!

[–]AntonSugar[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant

[–]MrStonedOne 2 points3 points ago*

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I have had balls of light shoot out of the sky and lead me on to their ship and explain to me, telepathically, that we are all one consciousness and that there is no such thing as death,

but I have never looked at a circle, and thought it was brain.

[–]Zee2620 3 points4 points ago

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I thought the knights of /new slayed these ancient entities.

[–]Keiyashi 5 points6 points ago

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Based on the poster, I will not do drugs. Although, I might give prison a try...

[–]parabox1 4 points5 points ago

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I am worried about those measurements and how he took them.

[–]Dying_Dog 2 points3 points ago

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He did drugs?

[–]Dun_Goofed 1 point2 points ago

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The prisoners are like, girthy and stuff.

[–]somenonfactor 1 point2 points ago

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That's what she said...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Adderall is a drug but do quite the opposite to your brain.

[–]Shargrosso 1 point2 points ago

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The holes pretty big before prison so what would the average Joe be doing with such a wide radius?

[–]PartyBusGaming 4 points5 points ago

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This is your butthole. O

This is your butthole on drugs. *

[–]AntonSugar[S] 4 points5 points ago

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That's your butthole on vinegar.

[–]tablloyd 1 point2 points ago

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you dont even WANT to know what happens to your butthole on drugs

[–]drumcowski 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed so hard.

[–]xkalikox 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels.

[–]Nivlac024 1 point2 points ago

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i like where your heads at

[–]AntonSugar[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Let me know how it goes.

[–]dudeAwEsome101 1 point2 points ago

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Just the tip

[–]jimmydadean 0 points1 point ago

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Is this at Buzzards in Tacoma?

[–]alarindris 0 points1 point ago

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Cause you totally go to federal prison for petty theft.

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[–]yoshiisadinosaur 4 points5 points ago

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You can definitely go to jail for shoplifting...

[–]alarindris 5 points6 points ago

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Jail is nothing like prison. Two very different things.

[–]Dying_Dog 0 points1 point ago

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Except for the butt secks...

[–]alarindris 2 points3 points ago

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Jail is a hotel compared to prison. No butt secks. Think more along the lines of stoners, wiggers, and wannabe gang members. It's pretty tame.

[–]AntonSugar[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I think you're mostly right, although I know someone who worked at the sheriffs department for 17 years, and said he had to break up butt secks almost daily.

[–]TrueTrolling 0 points1 point ago

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RE:re:fwd:RE:FWD:HAHAHAH YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!

But seriously, this exact thing was forwarded to my by my mother years ago.