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[–]Halvgoeden 87 points88 points ago

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brumrumrumrumdurmdumdumdrumdrumbrumbrumrurmrurmrurmurmdurmrum

[–]Smackdownfletch 9 points10 points ago

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added to youtube dubstep playlist

[–]Notaraptor 1 point2 points ago

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I had dubstep playing in the background and all I could think was "How does this guy know what I'm listening to"

[–]hired_goon 0 points1 point ago

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ha! I was wondering how far down the comments I had to go before dubstep was mentioned.

[–]myeyesaresotired 14 points15 points ago

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At first I was like brumdrumdurmdurmdudmdmdudmrmdurmdmd

But then I burmdurumurmdrumdrumbrumdrumdumdrudbmumdu

[–]ratatatar 5 points6 points ago

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brumdrumbrumdremerdurmurdrermurdermurdermurdermuRdErMUrDErMURDER

LOOK AWAY!

[–]kael13 2 points3 points ago

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Who needs gifs with sound when my brain does all the work!

[–]mister11th -1 points0 points ago

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boingboingboingboingboingboing

FTFY

[–]Subhazard 141 points142 points ago

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TIL Redditors get turned on by anything.

[–]SometimesMonkey 39 points40 points ago

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TIL Subhazard is slow to catch on.

I upvoted you anyway buddy.

[–]Subhazard 33 points34 points ago

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I feel bad for girls who get sexualized over everything they do.

Ya'll motherfuckers need to get laid.

[–]SometimesMonkey 29 points30 points ago

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Me too, actually. Why can't a girl just suck on a popsicle or eat a banana sometimes?

As a man, it infuriates me that every time a pretty guitar-shaped woman with full, pouty lips and sultry doe eyes eats an ice cream cone, I swear I can hear every cock in the room spring to attention. It's embarrassing people! Come on!

I know this is not strictly relevant, but I'm sorry I just had to get that off my chest!!

[–]voidsong 26 points27 points ago

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[–]jmichellemj 4 points5 points ago

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This makes my teeth hurt :/

[–]Jafit 8 points9 points ago

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I know this is not strictly relevant, but I'm sorry I just had to get that off my chest!!

Mmmm chest.

[–]thatcrazywalrus 5 points6 points ago

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"every time a pretty guitar-shaped woman with full, pouty lips and sultry doe eyes eats an ice cream cone..."

someone better call the boner police.

[–]goose666 1 point2 points ago

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Know what I have to get off my chest?

Some cum.

[–]SometimesMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. I had just finished commenting at length last night on bukkake and its origins in another thread. Your comment is orthogonally relevant, surprisingly.

Towel and cold water will do the trick, I believe.

[–]ruptured_pomposity 0 points1 point ago

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Bravo! Well played.

[–]erick103 0 points1 point ago

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You hear cocks spring up in rooms? Man, you gay!

[–]SometimesMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Good point. I should have said "I swear I can hear every cock in the room spring to attention, no homo".

[–]Subhazard -5 points-4 points ago

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Okay I can see banana or Popsicle. But one of those door thingies? Come on.

[–]SometimesMonkey 14 points15 points ago

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In this case we see,

a comely, shapely,

woman

Her soft lips partially open.

Her ample breasts on casual display. Her eyes are hoping

for a reprieve from the ennui

of being so pretty. Her soft brown hair caressing her delicate shoulders

like two Sapphic lovers that would make

the afternoon breeze blush as it left them tenderly in its wake.

Your eyes inevitably follow her soft arm down to her playful finger.

Your mind cannot help but linger on the thought that if you were but the door and your loins its corner

she would glance over

and you would find yourself bewitched by the smile on her

pretty face.

[–]Subhazard 4 points5 points ago

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Her lips are closed.

She is wearing a shirt, no cleavage.

To me it looks like it's one of those days when you move and you finally put all the boxes down, and you just sit there, tired... so you just play with that stupid, annoying door thing.

[–]SometimesMonkey 12 points13 points ago

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You are correct on both points sir, well done. However, if we are indeed to split the proverbial hair, I would argue that I said only that her ample breasts are on display, not that they are nude. Breasts, due to a happy feature of human anatomy, tend to be on display even with clothes covering them.

And please do not misunderstand me - I don't mean to deny you your perception; I only mean to clarify my own. I imagine one day, Subhazard, should fortune smile on us, we would both happen upon a rather sunny day, together.

I would fondly recollect the lines from the great Persian poet Hafiz, who was so moved by the light of the Sun as to speak of it as love. You would respond gruffly that it is too fucking hot.

And I like to think that on that day, Subhazard, we will both pause and reflect on how it takes all kinds to make this beautiful world.

[–]Subhazard 4 points5 points ago

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I wish I had your optimism. All I have is shit.

[–]exiduselectric 1 point2 points ago

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Uhm...

[–]anonymatt 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling that you would get a lot of my jokes that my friends miss.

[–]WhipSlagCheek 0 points1 point ago

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Is that you Henry McCoy?

[–]justanothercommenter -2 points-1 points ago

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I came ... and now I have to get that off MY chest.

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[–]Subhazard 2 points3 points ago

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See, it's healthy to be attracted to sexy women. It's unhealthy to think that everything they do is some subtle sexual innuendo towards you.

That's the point I'm trying to make.

Imagine if that were Rosie O'Donnel doing that.

[–]cory849 6 points7 points ago

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Imagine if that were Rosie O'Donnel doing that.

No! You can't make me! I won't I do it! I won- oh god damn it.

[–]steamed__hams 1 point2 points ago

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who suggested the woman in this picture was doing anything towards them?

[–]DaCeph -2 points-1 points ago

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HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY GOT LAID!

[–]special_kind_of_jerk -1 points0 points ago

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Anything that involves an attractive women*

FTFY

[–]gstone05 19 points20 points ago

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Isn't that part supposed to go on the wall and not the door?

[–]twist3dl0gic 1 point2 points ago

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It's there to stop the door from constantly hitting the wall, to prevent damage. I don't see why something light like that wouldn't work when on the door... Though you're right, it is typically on the wall.

[–]Cigars4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

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It would work either way.. but if you slam the door, depending on where the doorstop is.. it's either putting a dent in your trim/wall.. or doing nothing to your solid wood/metal door.

[–]Gonads_n_Strife 74 points75 points ago

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ah, the birth of dubstep...

[–]altf3 14 points15 points ago

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Deadmau5 remixed it already. I shit you not. There's a video of Tommy Lee recording the sound and sending it to him too but I'm too lazy to find that

[–]rifft 13 points14 points ago

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If you sync both up... it is... strange. And I can't stop staring at her titties...

[–]rimo 3 points4 points ago

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Tsss, I discovered dubstep before it existed. I was cleaning plastic sheets of several millimeters thickness, 2 meter longer and maybe half a meter wide. I discovered if I wobbled the sheets they made a loud low-pitched WOB sound. Needless to say, the next few minutes were spend like this:

WOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOB

I still plan on making a video of it, but I have no easy way to acquire such sheets.

[–]zinspawn 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rimo 1 point2 points ago

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It not "woppyploppy" in that high pitch it was deep and low, but still loud. :P

[–]Chanz -1 points0 points ago

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deadmau5 dubstep....shudder

[–]himynameiszach 206 points207 points ago

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Pretty girl? ✔

Flattering angle? ✔

Repost? ✔

Karma train for the front page now departing.

All aboard!

[–]IdiotRedditor- 78 points79 points ago

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HOLY SHIT, HER BOOBS KEEP MOVING!!!!!!

[–]storesvin 4 points5 points ago

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She has a heartbeat. FALL BACK!

[–]IdiotRedditor- 0 points1 point ago

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But that means I'd have to talk to her! Run!

[–]paradoksikal 17 points18 points ago*

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Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times. Please remember to store your brains properly in the overhead compartment. You will not be needing them for this ride.

[–]OhThkU 5 points6 points ago

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Remain seated please; permanecer sentados por favor.

[–]holdmahdick 10 points11 points ago

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In the event of a water landing, your karma can be used as a flotation device.

[–]belegdae 12 points13 points ago

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I'm gonna drown!!!

[–]clakstin 4 points5 points ago

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well they ain't called drownvotes for nothing....oh wait

[–]___forMVP 0 points1 point ago

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I gave you an upvote. Does that make me a hero?

[–]NewAlgebra 1 point2 points ago

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♪ Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom!! ♫

[–]ohalexanderjames 0 points1 point ago

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Always makes me think of the Matterhorn at Disneyland. Always.

[–]oreopimp 2 points3 points ago

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Every pretty girl post someone always karma whores with a similar comment

[–]himynameiszach 0 points1 point ago

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It's super-effective!

[–]Play_Good_Enough 2 points3 points ago

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CHOO CHOO!!!

[–]el_downvoter 2 points3 points ago

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Not on my guard. Downvoted.

[–]Napalmnewt 0 points1 point ago

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Karma hobo, riding the trains of the information super railway.

[–]Torus2112 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked for the girl, but I upvoted for the ol' Door Stop Flick.

[–]sawbutter 22 points23 points ago

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[–]punchingtrees 2 points3 points ago

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headline is everything

[–]Mechakoopa 0 points1 point ago

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Not to mention this one is slightly larger, less grainy, and better color.

[–]IIoWoII 5 points6 points ago

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She's making dubstep.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 8 points9 points ago

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my cat used to have those days

[–]Nesman64 1 point2 points ago

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My house used to have those springy things. Kitty managed to remove them all.

[–]anotherdroid 5 points6 points ago

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i love Lisa Loeb!

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[–]kael13 1 point2 points ago

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Huh.. those gifs go strangely well with that earlier posted dubstep.

[–]columbine 12 points13 points ago

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WPOW!!!! THIS GIRL HAS BOOBS!!! GUYS LOOK AT THISE FUCKEN BOOBS!!! WHAT A BABE!!!! I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THIS PIC WAS ABOUT BUT HOLY F*CK THE BOOBS. ITS A GIRL GUYS, A GIRL W/ BOOBS

[–]KnowLimits 3 points4 points ago

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HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY LIKES BOOBS!

[–]meh1022 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like this was misplaced. Allow me to direct you to /r/creepy. Cause that's what that shit is.

[–]thebimbly 2 points3 points ago

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My cat does this. Constantly!

[–]ImBuzzed 4 points5 points ago

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[–]periculum 4 points5 points ago

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Now I finally see what it is. We don't have such things here

[–]ImBuzzed 0 points1 point ago

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where is here?

[–]dontraisemebro 13 points14 points ago

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how could a hot girl have a bad day? its so silly.

[–]aprildh08 5 points6 points ago

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Hot girls aren't mythical beings, they're people.

[–]OHMEGA 3 points4 points ago

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Because this isn't OP. This gif has been posted about 5 months ago.

[–]slagahthor 1 point2 points ago

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No, I gots a job and shit!

[–]JCPseudo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Everseer 1 point2 points ago

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OP_IS_FEMALE_FYI

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 1 point2 points ago

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Already have a cat.

[–]slitrobo 1 point2 points ago

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No, I have a job.

[–]GoodWithNames 1 point2 points ago

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Hypno-chest.

[–]Sly_R 2 points3 points ago

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That kind of creeped me out, actually.

[–]Miley_Cyrax 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, a girl above a 6. Let the upvotes ensue.

[–]apullin 2 points3 points ago

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This gets posted a lot.

[–]NovaDeez 0 points1 point ago

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I'm okay with this.

[–]BTAA4TD 6 points7 points ago

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Her breasts are pulsating. Just wanted to let you know.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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No they aren't, that's just the movement of her fucking breathing. She's not trying to seduce you with her pulsing breasts.

[–]BTAA4TD -1 points0 points ago

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Uh. It's a looping gif. She's not really breathing.

I don't care what she's trying to do. She took the time to wrap a tight shirt around her jugs, and they are in motion. Target locked.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's not even that tight; It's about as fitting as a normal, comfy t-shirt. You're probably just a horny 13 year old who has to stare at every pair of boobs that cross his path, which is a bit pathetic.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds....disgusting.

[–]billydubs 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who finds this very unsettling? The stare, the slow movement, yikes.

[–]juicelayer 1 point2 points ago

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Did this get upvoted so much because there are boobs that move slightly in it?

[–]Frozendinner 1 point2 points ago

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This has been re-posted to death!

[–]kantra 1 point2 points ago

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Nope.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah sometimes my eyebrows also look like painted-on tadpoles too.

Not.

[–]sj_user1 1 point2 points ago

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+1 for arm movement -1 for head movement +10 for boob movement

[–]Finesse5000 0 points1 point ago

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lol, wut?

[–]pseudolobster 14 points15 points ago

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I know, right? Usually the stopper is attached to the wall, not the door.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was a real doll when I first looked at it.

[–]ruinercollector 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, for fuck's sake. Did you just want the free karma?

[–]cuzimangie 0 points1 point ago

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DAE get really annoyed by the sound those door stops make? Watching that and imagining the sound it's making is making my blood boil

[–]ImOnTheDJsList 1 point2 points ago

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Days like what? Where you have a hot girl who is obviously bored blocking your door making overt suggestions of how to pass the time? Yes... Yes I do.

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 0 points1 point ago

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I can totally hear it. Gif with sound as far as my brain's concerned.

[–]daftpunkdude21 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to be honest, this kind of creeped me out.

[–]brettlewis 0 points1 point ago

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I was a girl today

[–]drtycho 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this girl a redditor? I think she posted this as a response to some rage comic.

[–]Biscuit180 0 points1 point ago

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When I wonder who puts door stops on the door? Yeah, today's one of those days.

[–]Tuddles28 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what it was about today, but I know what you mean.

[–]Shaboz 0 points1 point ago

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Nope

[–]-Andar- 0 points1 point ago

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It's just one of them days that a girl goes through.

[–]Dewstain 0 points1 point ago

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Why is everything green?

[–]Robin420 0 points1 point ago

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never actually.. i have a hard time understanding boredom in general... I never have enough time to do all the things i want to... Let alone browse reddit for longer than an hour or so a day. When my friends tell me there bored i ask them if they've tried "stuff" or "things".. One or the other usually works.

[–]adelan 0 points1 point ago

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having one of those days today @ work :( I've been clicking reddit links all day ... same thing

[–]borekk 0 points1 point ago

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My 18 month old has 'one of those days' about every 3 hours when he walks past the door frame.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If you look closely, her breasts heave each time she flicks it...

[–]mattypants88 0 points1 point ago

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cutie pie :)

[–]luggen 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like a hang over-day to me!

[–]JanetRenoIsHot 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of my son. He is 1 and just discovered these this weekend. Many minutes of enjoyment.

[–]armannd 0 points1 point ago

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The movement of her chest is mesmerizing.

[–]wookiecontrol 0 points1 point ago

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Finger banger

[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

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If it were only my willy she were stroking...

[–]Raging_Asian_Man 0 points1 point ago

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BOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[–]ROK247 0 points1 point ago

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you mean one of those days where the hot young gal you have held captive in your basement starts flinging the little door stopper thingy because she is bored? yeah, thats pretty much every day.

[–]flylotus 0 points1 point ago

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She can do that to my penis all day.

[–]ShawnDawn 0 points1 point ago

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Its so cool how your boobs are going in and out or up and down...>.>

[–]cloakingdevice 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone else is commenting on the attractiveness of the person in the picture, but all I see is way too much goddamn makeup. Her face seriously looks like a plastic mask to me, and that is not attractive.

[–]WiretapStudios 6 points7 points ago

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You also commented on the attractiveness of the person. Nice work.

[–]cloakingdevice 2 points3 points ago

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Fair enough. I suppose I meant to say "commenting positively on the attractiveness"

[–]metalissa 0 points1 point ago

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So this is why you use a cloaking device?

[–]wakewolfie 0 points1 point ago

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Does it matter how attractive she is?

[–]jaywalker32 0 points1 point ago

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I, like, totally agree. FAT GIRLS UNITE!

[–]cloakingdevice 0 points1 point ago

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What do fat girls have to do with this? I'm decidedly male.

[–]jaywalker32 0 points1 point ago

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Oh right! Yeah, yeah, so am I. wink wink

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I'll agree, her face is very plastic-looking and her eyebrows are absolutely terrifying, but I actually don't see any makeup. Maybe mascara, but not much else.

[–]cptjmshook 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hate karma whores.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wish that was my boner

[–]fafol -1 points0 points ago

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Is this the new prostate massaging Real Doll?

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[–]paradoksikal 2 points3 points ago

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My dick makes that bbddbddbdbdbbddrrrr noise when she flicks it.

[–]sodappop 0 points1 point ago

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I... actually was able to say that word.

[–]gooch3803 -1 points0 points ago

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Where I masturbate to a girl flicking a door stop? Absolutely.

[–]_Shin_ -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't that boingy thingy supposed to be on the wall, not the door?

[–]LogS -1 points0 points ago

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all i heard was wang wang wang wang when she played with that spring....

[–]exoscythe -1 points0 points ago

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days of making dubstep?

[–]TaintShredder -1 points0 points ago

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I wish that door thing was really my penis ...thing.

[–]EvilHom3r -3 points-2 points ago

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Someone needs to edit this gif so that only her finger and the door stop are moving.

[–]WiretapStudios 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather see an edit where the stopper stays in one place and the rest moves, like the Zapruder stabilization.

[–]haremscarem -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Pizzabagels_01 -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone else wish that was your penis?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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No, I'm sorry, I've never woken up as an attractive girl with no imagination.

[–]nightfan 0 points1 point ago

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Zing

[–]Bamfosaurus -2 points-1 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]ergsentry -4 points-3 points ago

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Why does this turn me on?

[–]GuffinMopes -1 points0 points ago

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That looks like a fantastic day. I love that song!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This, is extremely creepy.

[–]surrealasm -1 points0 points ago

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i find bass guitar to be a more stimulating use of simplistic index finger movements... unless she's playing bass... and then... magic things...

[–]SnowTeeth -1 points0 points ago

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At this rate, that's the equivalent of me on Reddit. And yes, without a doubt that girl is smokin' hot even in an almost static form.

[–]romerom -1 points0 points ago

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sauce!

[–]butterscotchripple -1 points0 points ago

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Such tripe, /r/pics truly is filled with the worst and the dullest.

[–]lostmatt -1 points0 points ago

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[–]liketostickdickinher -1 points0 points ago

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I'd like to stick my dick in her if you know what I mean.

[–]ExtraNoise -2 points-1 points ago

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Her breathing is making my chest hurt.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Her chest is making my.....well, you know.

[–]big_dicked_brad -2 points-1 points ago

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HER CHEST IS MAKING MY DICK HURT!

[–]pornjesus 0 points1 point ago

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Give it a massage.

[–]sonec90 -1 points0 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner.

[–]adnan252 -3 points-2 points ago

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what... is that thing she's flicking?

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I wish that was my penis.

[–]koblinz -3 points-2 points ago

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beautiful

[–]Traintraxx -3 points-2 points ago

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she can flick my doorstop anytime!

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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She looks like a Real Doll....and I would order her UPS overnight if it were possible.

[–]sadhound55 -3 points-2 points ago

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gorgeous...

[–]InappropriateAccount -5 points-4 points ago

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I'd let her play with my ding-a-ling.

[–]Howard_Beale -4 points-3 points ago

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FAPonnnnnnnnggggg.FAPonnnnnnnnggggg.FAPonnnnnnnnggggg.FAPonnnnnnnnggggg.FAPonnnnnnnnggggg.FAPonnnnnnnnggggg. Fappity fip.

[–]hugehairyarse -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck off, attention whore!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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It took way too long to load this gif.

[–]Curmudgeon -2 points-1 points ago

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Makes its own fapping sound.

[–]OutrageCommodities -2 points-1 points ago

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"One of those days" where one wants attention for the genetic gifts that have been bestowed upon oneself? Of course. It's easy and it's human nature.

[–]ifiwasntintherapgame -2 points-1 points ago

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Is she one of those new Japanese sex robots??

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[–]RiskRegsiter -1 points0 points ago

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[–]koonat 0 points1 point ago

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Not really.

[–]dodotech[S] -1 points0 points ago

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yeah saddly thats not me...

[–]tinfins 1 point2 points ago

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But if you started using ladies scented body wash, you could smell like her.

[–]dodotech[S] 1 point2 points ago

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me smellsta 0_0