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[–]E-tree 5 points6 points ago

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Not Pregnant!

[–]senormisfit20 2 points3 points ago

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She likes to dance around old people?

[–]AwkwardlyInclined 2 points3 points ago

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AND turn into a man!

[–]senormisfit20 1 point2 points ago

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And wear clothing that don't match

[–]AwkwardlyInclined 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure I would want to date her anymore...

[–]senormisfit20 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed

[–]Im-postle-able 3 points4 points ago

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You... celebrate?

[–]loserbam 1 point2 points ago

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[–]golden-boy 1 point2 points ago

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Joke explainer!! Reddit calls upon your services!

[–]loserbam 1 point2 points ago

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Being very paranoid about everything, I'd have the same reaction. Every. Single. Time.

[–]Gothiks 1 point2 points ago

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If you don't get this, you don't have a girlfriend you have sex with.

[–]shaggorama 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not sure what you're trying to communicate here

[–]Mankiwi 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to The Reflex by Duran Duran when I opened your link. I'm gonna do it again.

[–]troll_time 0 points1 point ago

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You imagine dudes in tutus?

[–]GexGecko 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Monopoly man is the father.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Not really cause for celebration with mine lol

[–]sodappop 0 points1 point ago

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I'm looking for Ray Finkle...

[–]shatstormer 0 points1 point ago

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I would rather sail the red river for a few days then having a dumpster baby.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, but I'm never this happy to know that sex is a no go for 4 days..

[–]PeeWeePangolin -2 points-1 points ago

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Someone should post the rhino scene, because that is how I feel everytime my girlfriend gets her period.

[–]dcshoessco[S] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]PeeWeePangolin 0 points1 point ago

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You've made my week.