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[–]hezzer 5 points6 points ago

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AH HAHA! He he he... Imma kill you in your sleep, motherfucker.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong. Should be IMMA KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, MOTHERFUCKER.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yo, Imma let you finnish, but you in your sleep is the BEST MURDER OF ALL TIME

[–]Antipop 4 points5 points ago

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"Do you like fish sticks?"

[–]TareenAlam 2 points3 points ago

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Ugh, not enough time to get up and interrupt.

[–]emceelokey 2 points3 points ago

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What is that from? Want to see it in context.

[–]Sadams90 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this was an interview after his premiere of his short film, Runaway

[–]KyleGibson 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not a gay fish! Fish have gills, I do not. Also, I have sex with woman. So I can't be a gay fish, dawg!

[–]Kcafo 2 points3 points ago

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Oh Kanye

[–]popemeatwad -3 points-2 points ago

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Kanye no likey! Make him stop!

[–]Baybdoll 0 points1 point ago

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The jerk store called, they're runnin outta YOU! Zing!

[–]Mirkrid 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, people seem to just keep coming up with more and more captions for this gif.

[–]Crumps_brother -1 points0 points ago

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I usually find it pretty funny when people make jokes about me. I expect the same when I do it but it doesn't usually happen.