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Skateboarding is tricky. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]bigsol81 19 points20 points ago

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Sorry if this sounds mean (not really), but if you're so fat that a slight loss of balance sends you careening 10 feet into nearby objects, you need to start dieting and hit the fucking treadmill.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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and hit the fucking treadmill.

Probably could have picked a better set of words.

[–]bigsol81 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm...

No, I still think it could burn more calories for him...

[–]Rqller 1 point2 points ago

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Bigsol81 you shouldn't hit the treadmill, you really should just run on it.

[–]bigsol81 0 points1 point ago

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Nonsense.

Hitting it for 20 minutes burns more calories!

[–]dutchboiz 0 points1 point ago

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Treadmills take balance... I mean if he can't stay up on two feet, what makes you think he can run on one at a time?

[–]bigsol81 0 points1 point ago

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Treadmills have the hand rails he needs to remain vertical.

[–]Zenmaster6000 0 points1 point ago

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This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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if you're so fat that a slight loss of balance sends you careening 10 feet into nearby objects, you need to start dieting and hit the fucking treadmill.

Either that or park the car closer.

[–]tellahoohooo 5 points6 points ago

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He became so afraid all he wanted to do was run away.

[–]orca_jesus 4 points5 points ago

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what the hell is going on behind that tree?

[–]MyaloMark 1 point2 points ago

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The definition of "top-heavy".

[–]hyperbolic_duck 1 point2 points ago

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Damned momentum, being directly proportional to mass and everything.

[–]s00pafly 1 point2 points ago

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Probably his son.

[–]bazaarzar 2 points3 points ago

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Wow that was kind of depressing.

[–]Mr_Debaser 0 points1 point ago

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Just a little performance anxiety.

[–]CafeJunkie 0 points1 point ago

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Gravity is not that guy's friend.

[–]TommysCrazyEgo 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY FUCK THAT'S A HUGE PINECONE.

[–]Catona 0 points1 point ago

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Correction, dealing with one's out of control momentum when overweight is tricky.

[–]mynameispaulsimon 0 points1 point ago

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Is this why EP3 isn't out yet?

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

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Listen up. If you're a big fat bastard, your center of gravity is like 3 feet above the ground. So, if you want to keep from falling on your ass (with great force), spread your damn feet when you are on unstable ground. That is all.

[–]snuffl3s -1 points0 points ago

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Really? All that?

[–]MrOrsom -1 points0 points ago

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Proper hilarious.

[–]levilarrington -1 points0 points ago

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No. Being fat is tricky.

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[–]levilarrington 0 points1 point ago

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Good point, chim chim.

[–]thegreatbradsby -2 points-1 points ago

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"That Goddamned tree pushed me into that car!"

[–]ScienceBalls -3 points-2 points ago*

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Welcome to the internets.

Also, wow. 4 months and that much karma. You really need to get out more. You post 24/7.

I guess most people here think a lot of karma is a good thing, but personally, when I see that much, especially in that short amount of time, it just screams "sad" and "lonely".

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I am sad and lonely.

[–]ScienceBalls -1 points0 points ago

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Is being on Reddit 24/7 doing a good job of fixing that?

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Nope.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote[S] -1 points0 points ago

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especially in that short amount of time

It's not quantity, it's quality of comments/links that I am able to harvest so much karma in only 4 months.

[–]ScienceBalls 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care why you have so much, it doesn't mean anything to me.

I'm talking about how you post 24/7. Like every waking hour of your life.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Scumbag ScienceBalls

Picks on EnjoyMyDownvote's reddit addiction.

Ignores 75% of redditors who are the same.

[–]ScienceBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Addicted to a website.

That's just so bizarre to me. I really can't imagine spending my entire life visiting a website.

Jeez. :/

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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What's the difference between going on a website a lot and iono, playing tennis a lot?

[–]ScienceBalls 0 points1 point ago

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People aren't playing tennis all day long, every single day, 24/7. Can you imagine if they did? Or if someone did anything that often? Wouldn't you say they have a problem?

Also, you might actually meet other human beings while playing tennis.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Pros play it all the time.

What's the difference between meeting humans playing tennis, and meeting them on the internet?

[–]ScienceBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Pros play it all the time.

They don't it 24/7. I guess you missed that part.

What's the difference between meeting humans playing tennis, and meeting them on the internet?

For one, in real life, you can be pretty sure whether they have a penis or a vagina.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Well I don't reddit 24/7.

For one, in real life, you can be pretty sure whether they have a penis or a vagina.

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