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[–]MrCog 95 points96 points ago

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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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wow, at first i was like "I want one" now I'm like "those bastards"... you ruined it for me

[–]canonymous 11 points12 points ago

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Now apply that to most things that you want, and you'll have a much more accurate living experience.

[–]jaxioni 5 points6 points ago

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you so wise

[–]hymen_destroyer 2 points3 points ago

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It went from "D'awwwww" to "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU" pretty quick

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

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Watching gif: "That's adorable! I wonder what cute comments people are making about this..."

Reading comments: "This image is awful. Day ruined."

[–]StChas77 7 points8 points ago

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Next thing, someone's going to tell me that the penguin tickle video is actually the penguin squealing in agony. :(

[–]McSpanky 7 points8 points ago

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No that penguin was damn happy and always will be in my mind forced ignorance

[–]Vikaroo 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed sir, as for the penguin, I choose to believe he is a happy little man.

[–]karmaval 0 points1 point ago

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What penguin? Do you have a link, pretty please?

[–]StChas77 4 points5 points ago

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[–]patmcrotch42069 0 points1 point ago

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i had a friend with a pet penguin and he said it couldnt go up stairs but it could go down them. they also dont mind being touched. unless its a bad touch.

[–]Skyy_High -1 points0 points ago

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My exact reaction...I don't know if I'd prefer for people to not ruin images like these, or for me to be educated about these things.

[–]the_foo_maker 80 points81 points ago

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Actually, he doesn't love tickles. He thinks he is about to die.

Dr. Anna Nekaris of Oxford Brookes University is a leading expert on lorises and she says what's going on here is far from cute. The animal in the first video, she says, is obese, is losing its hair, and is generally in very poor health. She thinks that might have something to do with being played with under a bright light when the loris is naturally nocturnal. She says the prone position the animal is in is one of defenselessness against a predator. In other words, it's begging for its life.

http://marketplace.publicradio.org/display/web/2011/04/01/tech-report-do-popular-viral/

[–]mrrar 5 points6 points ago

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It's curious that the expert is apparently not an expert at all:

http://primatology.net/2010/10/19/are-slow-lorises-really-venomous/

[–]the_foo_maker 5 points6 points ago

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That's quite a list of publications for someone who is not an expert.

http://www.loris-conservation.org/database/Coauthors/Anna.html

[–]mrrar 1 point2 points ago

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Just pointing out she (or the article!) appears to have a rather significant fact wrong. It makes me wonder what other facts they have wrong.

[–]patsnut 0 points1 point ago

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my kids do that when i tickle them, say UNCLE

[–]the4ner 35 points36 points ago

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This is pretty much abusing the animal. That is a defensive posture. There were news articles about this a while ago...

[–]Sunless_Sea 2 points3 points ago

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Because of their sudden popularity, people were all: I want! Unfortunately they can give a nasty bite so before they sell them they pull their teeth out.

Proud to be human huh.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Yes, I am proud that we can develop solutions to simple problems.

[–]Bengt77 0 points1 point ago

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Hell, I'm even proud we're able to create complex problems for simple, obvious solutions.

[–]wombey2010 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What is love?

[–]Bengt77 2 points3 points ago

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Baby don't hurt me.

[–]gr8ch1mp 1 point2 points ago

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don't hurt me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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no more.. Wooaaahhhwooaahhhwwaaahahhhaaaahaaaa wwaaahahhhaaaahaaaaAAAAaaaaahhaaaaaaoooooooOOOooo

[–]Euzebe 11 points12 points ago

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Wow. When I quickly glanced at the title before I viewed the image, I read it as, "I FUCKING LOVE TITTIES." This made the video a little disturbing, but I still fapped.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 16 points17 points ago

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Uh, this is horrible and should be removed asap. The animal is being frightened and fairly tortured. Their GD teeth are removed to be sold as pets -- and often they die from infection b/c of it. Get this the hell out of r/funny, for the love of God.

[–]Zeppelanoid 12 points13 points ago

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STEVE HOLT

\o/

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

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\o/

[–]palordrolap 1 point2 points ago

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I opened this along with a bunch of other tabs, and when I got around to viewing it, it was at the point where the Loris has its head back and all I could see was the body and arms, which I interpreted as some kind of giant hairy slug with long eye stalks. My reaction was along the lines of "wtf is he tickling WTF OH GOD THAT'S NOT RI... oh and there's his head, this makes more sense now. false alarm"

[–]Uaedaien 1 point2 points ago

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He could get on the plane after that pat down.

[–]AllisonFaye 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hivemonkey 1 point2 points ago

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fucking re- aw fuck it, I love this cute sonovabitch

[–]mes80 7 points8 points ago

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Disgusting! We'll probably hear about this poor animal a few years from now having to be put down because it attacked it's stupid ass owner and chewed her face off! These animals are not meant to be pets! Humans make me sick!

[–]mrrar 2 points3 points ago

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No animal is 'meant' to be a pet... per se. It'd be interesting if these could be domesticated though, like the silver fox.

[–]Chadversary -3 points-2 points ago

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does that mean you throw up when you look at yourself in the mirror.

[–]stunnedboss 5 points6 points ago

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[–]thebayou 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe you should do the thousandth TIL on this.

[–]SgtMcHammerfist 0 points1 point ago

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I'm imagining that sound that ET makes when he's freaking out.

[–]Spacebird 0 points1 point ago

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He's a champion!

[–]mattalicious 0 points1 point ago

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My upvote turned into a downvote. Poor loris! (watches .GIF again)

[–]Sunshine_Daydream 0 points1 point ago

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you should know that like 90% die in transit to the US, so do the world a favor and don't buy one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Tickling slow loris!!! <33333

[–]hayabusabjj 0 points1 point ago

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[–]KingGorilla 0 points1 point ago

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Dude... why'd you stop?

[–]hedgehogz 0 points1 point ago

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I love his face after they stop tickling him, he looks so devastated

[–]staomeel 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly this poor little guy is being manhandled by a TSA Agent. CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S PRIMATE NOT A TERRORIST??!!

[–]whostolemypancake 0 points1 point ago

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So I see this is their default reaction when frightened, but I think it's reasonable that after a good amount of time with the owners, the animal disassociates the threat aspect and does, in fact, love tickles.

[–]patsnut 0 points1 point ago

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is that pedobear?

[–]3000dollarsuitCOMEON 2 points3 points ago

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Steve Holt!

[–]jakesnake343 0 points1 point ago

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O'DOYLE RULES!

[–]inibrius -1 points0 points ago

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He likes to move it move it.

[–]Pfmohr2 -2 points-1 points ago

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Slow Lorris's are all fun and games until they get their venom on you. That shit itches like a motherfucker.

[–]MisterNegativity 0 points1 point ago

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Do they always do it intentionally or can it happen by accident? I can't imagine this animal would want to hurt you unless you were a real dick. Maybe the cuteness is making me naive.

[–]Pfmohr2 3 points4 points ago

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Well, they secrete it from their arms, and have to lick the secretions to activate the venom. They lick themselves pretty frequently, so they almost always have a venomous bite.

[–]dman636 0 points1 point ago

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reading comments: "Their sexual organs are in their armpits." and "they secrete it from their arms"

uhhhhhhh

[–]Spazit -4 points-3 points ago

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What the jesus

[–]iliedaboutit -3 points-2 points ago

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It's Tickle Me Whatever-the-fuck-this-is!

[–]TeCuervo -1 points0 points ago

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Very educational. I urge everyone to see this. The whole thing. It has a very important message at the end.

[–]david76 -5 points-4 points ago

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Their sexual organs are in their armpits.

[–]post_police -2 points-1 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Problem is that I'm 99% sure that this isn't their pet, as I've seen this on other sites and in video form.