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[–]frobischer 411 points412 points ago

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It would have been way cooler if she'd said "Hell naw!" and just Kool-Aided through the wall.

[–]Wanderlustfull 201 points202 points ago

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I think verbing Kool-Aid like that is a stroke of genius.

[–]thepedant 102 points103 points ago

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Nah, verbing weirds language.

[–]stonetrees 25 points26 points ago

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Calvin wouldn't have it any other way.

[–]thepedant 6 points7 points ago

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Bless you.

[–]abenton 15 points16 points ago

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No need for insults.

[–]Sodfarm 1 point2 points ago

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Bless me? Bless you!

[–]ColCabbage 1 point2 points ago

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i see what you did thar.

[–]Jace_09 13 points14 points ago

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you forgot the Aww,

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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It would have been way cooler if she'd said "OHH YEAHH" and just Kool-Aided through the wall.

FTFY

[–]Necromas 3 points4 points ago

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She did pretty much that in one of the later rounds. The walls are just foam so she busted right through them and they let it count.

[–]cavitycreep 9 points10 points ago

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I thought she did in the gif with sound

[–]Michael_Caine 0 points1 point ago

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They can do gifs with sound now?!? Is there a link on r/howto?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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BANGARANG down the ramp like the fat kid from hook!

[–]stylushappenstance 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I've seen one of these clips where a fat girl does exactly that.

[–]GLImashin 0 points1 point ago

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"OH-YEAHHHHH"

[–]pseudocide 714 points715 points ago

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fat people getting hurt is one of my favorite genres of reality tv

[–]NwsAt11 180 points181 points ago

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It's Biggest Loser time! It's Biggest Loser time! It's daddy's favorite show!

[–]Abermike 77 points78 points ago

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Diddy made that movie. Brilliant.

[–]LAT3LY 62 points63 points ago

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I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who agrees with this. The whole scene in the hotel room with the Geoffrey was absolutely spectacular.

[–]tweakerlime 24 points25 points ago

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Geoffrey...he's just a nice bloke who lives down the road

[–]WaitThisIsntDigg 11 points12 points ago

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now that's a mind fuck.

[–]wordsineversaid 12 points13 points ago

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What the hell is a Geoffrey?

Weed mostly. And opium, heroin, crushed up e, clorox, morphine. Some of it's unidentifiable. It's like a drug neopolitan!

[–]smpx 6 points7 points ago

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Nobody suspects a Geoffrey.

[–]mitzman 6 points7 points ago

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Why don't you go and sue Napster you Danish twat?!?!?!

[–]IAmMinn 2 points3 points ago

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well hello im Geoffrey

[–]JWN6513 3 points4 points ago

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the thing is....it goes away...AND THEN IT COMES BACK AGAIN!

[–]ROK247 2 points3 points ago

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PET THE FURRY WALL

[–]jackcatalyst 2 points3 points ago

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STROKE!

[–]frostbite795 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm yes, my wife has varicose veins!

[–]bjornfeuer 11 points12 points ago

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Whenever I see the name Geoffrey I think of Joffrey.

And that makes me mad.

[–]I_am_Bob 4 points5 points ago

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The whole movie was decent, but that one scene had me laughing harder than any movie in a long time.

[–]Carl_Wheathers 5 points6 points ago*

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What the fuck movie are you fuckheads talking a-fucking-bout!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!

*Edited for more fuck.

[–]spflipten 8 points9 points ago

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Get Him to the Greek

[–]SureIllShopThat 7 points8 points ago

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Damnit, what didn't Diddy do?

[–]DefianTFuck 16 points17 points ago

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write his own music.

[–]WhatDidntDiddyDo 6 points7 points ago

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Vote or Die!

[–]clamb 15 points16 points ago

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Such an underrated movie

[–]JWN6513 2 points3 points ago

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yeah but i get tired of the akward situation humor. I just want some good old gag humor like with the heroin up the but.

[–]clamb 0 points1 point ago

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Or doing every drug aviable in vegas at once

[–]Cras 3 points4 points ago

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?

[–]djcombo 21 points22 points ago

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get him to the Greek

[–]TheUsualChaos 1 point2 points ago

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Who could be scared of Jeffrey?

[–]clamb 10 points11 points ago*

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I'm gonna mind fuck the shit out of you

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I hope you're wearing protection, 'cause I've got a dirty mind!

[–]jpmoney 4 points5 points ago

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My wife and I saw it on HBO and almost changed it immediately as Russel Brand's , erhm, brand of comedy doesn't really appeal to us. We wound up watching the whole thing and were amazingly entertained. Who knew, eh?

[–]clamb 4 points5 points ago

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I know what you mean. I thought it was weird I never heard anything about the movie. Isn't it great seeing something so funny without high expectations?

[–]newaccount12 0 points1 point ago

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ref: the other guys

[–]super-rad 27 points28 points ago

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One time I pulled up youtube in front of a bunch of people, and based on my past viewing preferences, all the recommended videos on the front page were fat people getting hurt.

I really had to take a hard look at myself after that...

[–]RireBaton 35 points36 points ago

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I've been meaning to write in to the show "Wipeout" to suggest an all fat people episode. The occasional fat person that gets on is always very humorous. I think a whole show of only fat contestants would be hilarious. Of course, then they might have to cancel the show as they could never top that. Well, maybe midgets.

[–]biznatch11 12 points13 points ago

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Fat midgets?

[–]robotpirateninja 22 points23 points ago

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Wideout.

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 5 points6 points ago

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[–]bldkis 2 points3 points ago

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I love wipeout even though it's basically just Ninja Warrior for us slow out of shape Americans.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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"He done fell in the water!"

If you're British you'll probably get that

[–]addictedbeaner 11 points12 points ago

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"awwww te baniaste" if you're Mexican you'll probably get that

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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"whered my tv go?" If youre black youll probably get that.

[–]jhomarz 4 points5 points ago

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Pinche pendejo wey!

[–]TheCornbread 9 points10 points ago

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Aaaah! Te bañaste!

FTFY

[–]addictedbeaner 2 points3 points ago

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thanks, i dont have the "ñ"

[–]HazierPhonics 4 points5 points ago

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Alt+164

[–]Dark1000 1 point2 points ago

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US-International, brah

[–]thepedant 1 point2 points ago

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option-n, n

[–]nfac 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Akasa 2 points3 points ago

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British and a fan of Charlie Brooker.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wipeout is hilarious. Especially the big balls.

(I tried writing that as clean as possible)

[–]whoami9 0 points1 point ago

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Move to Japan.

[–]karmadogma 245 points246 points ago

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Fat chance!

[–]Smellmyhand 47 points48 points ago

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Would've been a better title

[–]drucey[S] 99 points100 points ago

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I agree. I apologise profusely.

[–]powercorruption 14 points15 points ago

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I prefer your title. Sometimes being subtle is better.

[–]eclypse 25 points26 points ago

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?!?

[–]CamouflagedPotatoes 89 points90 points ago

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One is sarcasm, and one isn't.

[–]iAegir 65 points66 points ago

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[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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I laughed so hard my vagina hurt.

I'm serious. This has never happened before.

[–]marthirial 13 points14 points ago

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I am not sure what to be more concerned about: a) your vagina hurting when you laugh or b) You laughing so much about that clip.

[–]Gullyvuhr 5 points6 points ago

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I think you're doing it wrong.

[–]Grammar_Incorrector 23 points24 points ago

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*your

[–]xNaVx 6 points7 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]jackcatalyst 0 points1 point ago

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Oh that's not cool

[–]Bad_Grammer_Girl 0 points1 point ago

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redditor for 9 hours? Your an imposter!!

[–]yoho139 0 points1 point ago

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Just when the "not sure if trolling" meme popped into my head, I noticed your username... Well played!

[–]nahhan18 1 point2 points ago

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You made me afraid to click this

[–]Diablo87 1 point2 points ago

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You should probably get that checked out

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

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I already volunteered and no dice.

[–]Colcalocka 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't find this clip that funny but that has happened to me on multiple occasions. It leaves me bewildered every time.

[–]LowSociety 15 points16 points ago

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Do you think mean kids call her Pork-tia? I think mean kids call her Pork-tia.

[–]Logi_B 2 points3 points ago

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I think mean kids probably just call her fat fat fatty. Fatty.

[–]whighamz 8 points9 points ago

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Fatty fatty no parents.

[–]inc0ngruity 2 points3 points ago

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What's truly funny is she's helped out of the water by thin women.

[–]silurian87 1 point2 points ago

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"Ohhh, crap!"

[–]bobdolebobdole 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the lifeguards have whistles.

[–]alphager 137 points138 points ago

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I don't care how old that GIF is; it makes me laugh every time.

[–]Jarfol 42 points43 points ago

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The video is much better. Her "oh crayup" is classic. They had the clip in commercials when the show first started.

[–]CookieJarvis 10 points11 points ago

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It was definitely the funniest moment in the show. I caught a handful of episodes when it was on the air, and this was one of them. The look on her face, the "oh, crap" with the Southern drawl, and the fact that she spent the 3 or so seconds before the wall hit her sincerely trying to get into that position. I don't care if shows like this are adding to the "dumbing down" of television, that's fucking hysterical.

[–]Jarfol 0 points1 point ago

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I can honestly admit that the commercial with this clip made me watch the first few episodes. After finally seeing this one (which was episode 4 or 5 or something, not the first) nothing topped this moment so I stopped.

[–]NELyon 11 points12 points ago

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For those who were curious.

EDIT: A better version was posted below. :)

[–]Triseult 8 points9 points ago

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I love that she tried.

[–]IIdsandsII 9 points10 points ago

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I got a boner watching that gif. I'm hoping it was coincidental and unrelated, but I really can't tell anymore.

[–]bobdolebobdole 0 points1 point ago

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Is that you nonchalantly getting all hipster on us?

[–]InGordWeTrust 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, she had a fat chance.

[–]8bitflu 91 points92 points ago

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aww, she's precious.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 3 points4 points ago

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that wall really caught her on The Blindside.

[–]scooooot 4 points5 points ago

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I loathe fat jokes, and this gif especially, but that was actually clever and made me chuckle.

[–]evilspoons 24 points25 points ago

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I'm not even sure if most people slim enough to fit in the shape could've actually passed that anyway.

[–]HazierPhonics 33 points34 points ago

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You underestimate the Japanese.

[–]kandi_kid 40 points41 points ago

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[–]conconcon 5 points6 points ago

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Related video: Italian girls in bikinis play Human Tetris...

[–]ConroConro 6 points7 points ago

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It's actually pretty boring 'cause they lack personality.

[–]rmtravis 3 points4 points ago*

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This cannot be posted without providing a link.

[–]MindStalker 1 point2 points ago

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Meh, most of the later shapes they couldn't make, they just stood sideways and fit through the shape anyways.

[–]lawofmurphy 91 points92 points ago

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This show replaced Arrested Development. Just saying...

[–]andsp 119 points120 points ago

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And this will soon be replaced by "Ow! My Balls!"

[–]CookieJarvis 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, Spike TV's lineup is already there.

[–]uberguby 2 points3 points ago

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Someone put up a picture of that scene and said it reminded him of youtube.

[–]No_Warhawkz 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like "Manswers" is already a worse program than that.....

[–]mandove 9 points10 points ago

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Actually, Skating with Celebrities replaced AD.

[–]whitedawg 66 points67 points ago

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It's funny because she's really fat and they gave her a really small hole.

[–]rogue780 36 points37 points ago

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Sounds like the story of my conception.

[–]Voicer 5 points6 points ago

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Do you mean birth or are you really talking about the size of your dad's dick and mother's vagina?

[–]rogue780 13 points14 points ago

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Yes

[–]ReesesForBreakfast 1 point2 points ago

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heyyyyyooo

[–]1Forward2Back 13 points14 points ago

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It's funny because she's black.

[–]NatGesicht 3 points4 points ago

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I honestly think that the producers must pick fat people on purpose for a certain percentage of the participants solely for this reason.

[–]whitedawg 2 points3 points ago

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All reality/game shows do. So You Think You Can Dance is guilty of some particularly egregious cases of this, particularly in the early rounds.

Picking on people of different races or orientations has (rightfully) become entirely unacceptable, but I guess public humiliation of fat people is still cool.

[–]Scurry 12 points13 points ago

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I don't think its really humiliation if they're signing up for it..

[–]PoopCanoe 14 points15 points ago

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The vast majority of fat people don't have to be fat if they don't want to. And they certainly don't have to go on TV and perform comical stunts if they do not want to.

Nothing wrong with laughing at them (though yes, I wouldn't make fun of them for being fat. There is a difference)

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[deleted]

[–]madsonm 1 point2 points ago

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Hay Hay Hay

[–]workman161 29 points30 points ago

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This has been reposted so many times the .gif is showing its age.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 7 points8 points ago

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So you're not the only one that notices that. I swear to god it's not me going crazy, but .gifs actually degrade over time. If I was doing some sort of Computer Science degree like the rest of reddit, I'd do my dissertation on this phenomenon.

[–]ThaHarterIII 6 points7 points ago

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it's because this gif is a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of the original. it's pretty much like xeroxing something a few times over.

[–]EmperorSofa 3 points4 points ago

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It's not a lossless format, if you keep making copies and posting them there's a bit of data lost, it's a tiny amount.

But if you keep doing it over and over again you get crazy artifacts and the picture gets more and more fuzzy until it looks like a bunch of static.

[–]Toptomcat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lightheat 3 points4 points ago

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Is there a video of someone actually making it through that thing?

[–]kingtut891 11 points12 points ago

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I love the "challenge accepted" type of attitude, but as soon as you start lying to yourself, we got problems.

[–]BearBryant 2 points3 points ago

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What does she say? I'm at work and can't hear the sound on the gif.

[–]Anal_Angus 2 points3 points ago

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OH CRAYUP!

[–]bad_at_photoshop 1 point2 points ago

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"im too fat for this shit"

[–]desquibnt 2 points3 points ago

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OH GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS

No. No, it's not. Not after 20 submissions it's not fucking funny anymore. Stop it.

[–]gary88 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny because she's fat.

[–]Zerstorer 2 points3 points ago

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Why does a show about fitting into odd shapes attract round people? CIRCLE DOES NOT FIT INTO SQUARE

[–]2av3r 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one that thinks this is cruel?

[–]scattyboy 8 points9 points ago

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KOOL AID!

OH YEAH!

[–]Dustintico 3 points4 points ago

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Search "Human Tetris" on Youtube for more.

[–]hitlerwasright 9 points10 points ago

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I know a lot of people on reddit look like this in real life.

So can you please explain to me how someone could allow themselves to get to this point. What would cause a person to hate themselves so much that they would stop caring about their appearance?

[–]farkdog 7 points8 points ago

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I upvoted you back to 1, as this is a legitimate question.

For many people, eating is the only consistent pleasure they can count on. As you start to put on weight, this becomes a vicious circle that reenforces itself. Especially people who start to put on weight when they are in their teens. As they gain weight, they may find themselves more and more socially isolated, and physical activity becomes harder to do. Food, however, continues to be always available and an easy source of pleasure.

People don't hate themselves so that they stop caring about their appearance. In fact, many fat people do hate themselves because of their appearance. I don't think there are many fat people out there who don't realize they are fat and don't wish they were beautiful.

It's just hard to fight the addiction to the instant pleasure that food provides. Especially when you are already overweight and thus "in a hole".

Then, as I have said before, there is the fact that many people just aren't aware how bad commonly available food is for you. This like high fructose corn syrup are in nearly every manufactured food product. Manufactured food products are engineered products designed to be very tasty, have long shelf lives, cheap to manufacture, and cheap to ship, and convenient to eat. This makes them very attractive to eat in terms of taste, cost, and convenience. I don't think many people realize how bad these products actually are for you nutrition-wise.

[–]asynk 1 point2 points ago

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When I got to this:

Especially when you are already overweight and thus "in a hole".

I had to stop for a second and consider the possibility you were somehow trolling, given the video.

That said, good answer!

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Eat too much and never exercise
  2. Bad genes, thyroid problems
  3. Emotional problems drowned out by eating

Most likely 1, but the others are possible.

[–]lurkersaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Most of the fat people I know got there because number 1. They stay there because 3. When you look like that, it is hard to feel any motivation because people look down on you no matter what. She could have been jogging and reddit would have made fun of her for that.

[–]raggistan 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop watching. Such contemplation..

[–]bldkis 1 point2 points ago

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That is the est TV show ever.

[–]The_Siward 1 point2 points ago

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Only way that could have been better: the frame was simply a person standing casually, only the person was skinny...

[–]iamnotsamneill 1 point2 points ago

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why would fat people even try to get on the show

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

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This gets posted a lot.

[–]wOlfLisK 1 point2 points ago

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BRING ON THE WALL!

[–]iamnosaj 4 points5 points ago

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Fat chance

[–]blackbright 4 points5 points ago

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It's funny because shes fat.

[–]pacard 3 points4 points ago

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hahaha fat people

[–]woodyallin 0 points1 point ago

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oh crap

[–]lolzsupbrah 1 point2 points ago

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OH wow!! I've NEVER seen this before

[–]I-DOWNVOTE-YOU 1 point2 points ago

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In an ideal world, that show would be called "Pass this to be allowed to live in the USA".

[–]MadeByMonkeys 1 point2 points ago

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That poor girl got exploited by that show. They let her on just so that she could be a laughing stock.

Granted, some self awareness on her part would have prevented it, but she's probably mentally ill.

[–]TrickTrolld 0 points1 point ago

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That is just precious.

[–]JonJingleheimer 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]yourturntodrive 0 points1 point ago

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This was devastating. I'm at work. I'm gonna send it to my friends who are also at work. There will be chuckles all around

[–]dogbreathsmellsbad 0 points1 point ago

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that's sum funny shit..

[–]TedFromTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

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That water looks like urine?

[–]LunarFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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There was never any way for them to fit. XD

[–]pcnerd37 0 points1 point ago

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Why would they even try to get her to do that? Why must we make fun of fat people?

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

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SO CLOSE

[–]the_messer 0 points1 point ago

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This was made SO much better by the slow load of GIFs the first time round

[–]NeverWaitOnline 0 points1 point ago

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High-Fructose Corn Syrup is no laughing matter

[–]dhavalhirdhav 0 points1 point ago

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What is this game called?

[–]spikey666 0 points1 point ago

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I think it was called "The Wall That Couldn't Slow Down".

[–]EvOllj 0 points1 point ago

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well. that fatty sure didnt care and he must have known what he has gotten himself into.

[–]SwedishFishy 0 points1 point ago

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What show is this from??

[–]rossfromfriends 0 points1 point ago

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Wow looks like the sequel to Precious is going to be a hit!

[–]yeathisismyname 0 points1 point ago

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OMG This is soooooooo racist!

[–]superllama5 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or do ONLY fat people enter this show (in the U.S.)?

[–]Undantedsnow 0 points1 point ago

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That show sucks,and I have never seen anyone make it through the wall.that was funny though.

[–]Accipe_Hoc 1 point2 points ago

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PORTIA!

[–]DirtPile -1 points0 points ago

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Precious?

[–]TwoFootTall -1 points0 points ago

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A more appropriate title for this post would've been...

FAT CHANCE.

[–]slaizer 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, seems it's time to unsubscribe from /r/funny.

[–]fani 0 points1 point ago

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You should've titled it "Fat chance".

[–]jebus01 0 points1 point ago

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lmao we have that game in norway too, it is so bad hahaha

[–]simonpersson 0 points1 point ago

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...because she's fat :D

[–]piss_artist 0 points1 point ago

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And somewhere out there the Kool-Aid Man faps away.

[–]Tayschrenn 0 points1 point ago

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No matter how many times I see this I literally laugh out loud.

[–]AetherAeternus 0 points1 point ago

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Here's the original clip if anyone was looking for it.

[–]Friendsown 0 points1 point ago

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the fact that they still try is what makes me like this. It shows the human spirit triumphing, but also failing at the same time in completely safe, harmless humor.

[–]Friendsown 0 points1 point ago

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fucking haters

[–]Endyo 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing this gif. Fat people falling is wonderful.

[–]BREE23 0 points1 point ago

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I logged in just to say I watched the video 5 times & laughed hysterically. You changed my mood I was upset because my birthday was a disaster but this cheered me up.

[–]Hammer_analogy 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it!

[–]Windowsfanboy 0 points1 point ago

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bitch I'm a bus.

[–]PerpaDerp 0 points1 point ago

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I thought she was just going to stand there and the mold conform around her, you know a unmovable object vs unstoppable object but the unstoppable object being replaced by a foam outline with the strength of cheese that has been left outside all day.