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[–]ggk1 3 points4 points ago

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from reddiquitte "please don't Complain about reposts. Reddit is dynamic. People come and go, and there are hundreds of subreddits on the front page. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone else has, and a link's presence on the front page indicates there are a lot of people who haven't seen it before. If you feel it's been reposted, downvote it. The most repetitive content on reddit is "This is a repost." Think about that."

[–]ittakesacrane 1 point2 points ago

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is this supposed to imply that there are "casual" reddit users?

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[–]ggk1 1 point2 points ago

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be the change you wish to see

[–]ittakesacrane 1 point2 points ago

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my mom said i could be the change, so i became a quarter

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[–]ggk1 2 points3 points ago

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if it makes you feel any differently, I've been a user for over 3 years and I don't think I've ever gone to the "top" posts of any of my favorite subs. Much less do I ever go to an individual subreddit. I just read my frontpage, and that may be what OP does as well.

[–]mage_g4 1 point2 points ago

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He's going to hit himself in the face as soon as he tries to drink that coffee...

[–]Mackem 1 point2 points ago

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i never realised the two were mutually exclusive

[–]Isaac_Shepard 2 points3 points ago

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you would have to be some kind of retard to use that

[–]northendtrooper 0 points1 point ago

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Hey....Take a drink.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When you have a plate full of food and you wave off a passing bee, food flies everywhere and it's a good laugh for everyone.

[–]dhvl2712 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you, that would be awesome!

[–]stevenshonts 0 points1 point ago

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is that... barry zuckerkorn?

[–]samom7 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT IT!

[–]Kracus 0 points1 point ago

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This is a joke right?

[–]t3ase 0 points1 point ago

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In all honesty, I was making laps today in a truck around the airport and the convention center where ComicCon was going on while waiting for a friend to arrive and I actually saw a guy walking on the sidewalk with his (assuming) iPad attached to his arm VERY similar to this. He was walking with his arm out in front of him, apparently reading the screen as he went.

No shit. Now I feel like an ass for not taking pics and just enjoying the moment for myself.

[–]SweetDaddyDelicious 0 points1 point ago

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I'd prefer to wear it Flav-O-Flav style around my neck.

[–]glicholas 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Harrison_Fjords 0 points1 point ago

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He looks so serious and concerned too. Probably trying to figure out how he ever thought that it was a good idea.

[–]dont-make-me-changry -1 points0 points ago

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But it holds plates!! And how is he supposed to drink his coffee?

[–]recreational -1 points0 points ago

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Oh man, this is hilarious, I have to call my friend and tell them about that assclown. Just let me put my coffee down.

[–]sondoujun -1 points0 points ago

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Haha what the hell could that guy possibly be doing that he needs to do that?

[–]DarkPulse -1 points0 points ago

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Now I finally have an easy way to tell time! Before it was so difficult to pull my Ipad out of my backpack, but now with the Iarm I can wear it on my wrist!

[–]DJOzzyoz750 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Boris740 -1 points0 points ago

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Get two and than you can fly.

[–]truthjusticeUSAway -1 points0 points ago

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this looks like an 80s movie's prediction of the future.

[–]IndirectProvocation -1 points0 points ago

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Plates? I need me one of those!

[–]n1i2e3 -1 points0 points ago

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This actually exists?

[–]memoi2001 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, april fools joke from 2010...

[–]n1i2e3 0 points1 point ago

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Thx, had my doubts. Stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

[–]Eton1357 -1 points0 points ago

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In all honesty, I would totally use that for dinner plates.

[–]Mechagnome -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd rather have a power(book)fist