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[–]howescj82 81 points82 points ago

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Am I the only one who's bugged by that unshaded part of the "e"?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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I hadn't noticed until you said something. Dang...

[–]Patrick5555 17 points18 points ago

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That dang at the end brought back the voice! aough nauuuu...

[–]SincerelyTheJoke 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, that wasn't the intent at all. Just a coincidence.

[–]HigherConsciousness 9 points10 points ago

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I'm bugged because i posted this last week and this asshole gets front page. Thanks reddit

[–]Patrick5555 7 points8 points ago

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Im bugged because it was on the front page months ago. Thanks reddit.

[–]HigherConsciousness 4 points5 points ago

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I'm bugged because you're bugged! Were all fucking bugged! Paranoia! Thanks reddit

[–]blastfromtheblue 3 points4 points ago

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I've been bugged!

Thanks, reddit.

[–]howescj82 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it's actually quote old.

[–]mrhthepie 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this. Dear god, for someone to take the 3 seconds in paint.

[–]PrematureMan 2 points3 points ago

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Am I SERIOUSLY the only one who's bugged by the fact that he doesn't know who Bruce is?

[–]Dirmione 37 points38 points ago

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[–]Hallo457 3 points4 points ago

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The voice I read that with was a creepy combination of Bruce and the Professor. I don't know what to think now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hard to do considering I've only watched the show 3 or 4 times over the last 3 years.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Every time I see someones harmless opinion downvoted to all hell like this, I lose a little more faith in Reddit.

[–]ErnestMorrow 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Mirkrid 3 points4 points ago

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I've never watched the show in my life. Sorry about all the downvotes, Redditors can't stand people who somehow don't like the things they don't like ಠ_ಠ

[–]God_Of_NSFW 3 points4 points ago

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Perhaps that's why this happens to Redditors. ->

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It was hard to read your sentence because I don't speak english, please try to go for a larger audience next time, thanks.

[–]Rynk 18 points19 points ago

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DAE read it in Clevelands voice? They kinda sound alike and I'm pretty sure its the same voice actor.

[–]BenedictKenny 5 points6 points ago

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I just GUESSED that he sounded like Cleveland somehow.

[–]Arylex 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly the same thing happened to me :/

I don't even know what show its from

[–]pintocat 2 points3 points ago

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How can you know who Cleveland is but not Family guy?

[–]Rynk 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he just watches the Cleveland show and never heard of family guy :P

[–]stunnedboss 0 points1 point ago

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I know! Sometimes when I am not looking at the screen, I get confused as to who's talking!

[–]its_ironic 28 points29 points ago

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That's not Tobi, that's Bruce.

[–]dudeperson33 3 points4 points ago

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No, it's Gay Sassy Jesus.

[–]AmanitaMuscaria 12 points13 points ago

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[–]visualdelusions 11 points12 points ago

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I read this entire thread in his voice. I cannot unhear.

[–]slashsigh 3 points4 points ago

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Oh Nooo, it's contagious.

[–]Narfhole 10 points11 points ago

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What voice...?

[–]TheGayRoommate 14 points15 points ago

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[–]time_traveller_ 3 points4 points ago

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Mike Henry is hilarious.

[–]bigpapaalex 11 points12 points ago

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Ooh nooo!

[–]freedomfix 5 points6 points ago

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I knooow!

[–]silentmage 2 points3 points ago

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noooo!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wannay

[–]steve_mahanahan 5 points6 points ago

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Bruce.

[–]tgame14 6 points7 points ago

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Oh hey! Ya'll said my name!

[–]bluex_01 54 points55 points ago

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Name's Tobi. Tobi with an i and sometimes he likes to dot the i with a smiley face or a heart.

[–]JoshBlizzle 84 points85 points ago

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Bruce is this specific character; Tobi was his ancestor.

[–]hoagiej 24 points25 points ago

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He also had a relative in a galaxy far far away...

"Central control to Jeffrey"

"Jeffrey here"

"Them rebels took Zeus"

"Oh noooo! That's Alan's dog"

"I Knooooowww"

"Oh noooooo"

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[–]SirLionel -2 points-1 points ago

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this

[–]jackson0381 4 points5 points ago

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just to brighten the readers day.

[–]iiGrim 3 points4 points ago

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"I said what's your name!"

"Baby if you keep that up, it's whatever you want it to be"

[–]that_hz 5 points6 points ago

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Oh no... this JPEG looks like a GIF.

[–]anon706f6f70 0 points1 point ago

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not the text

[–]MC83 3 points4 points ago

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Hey. I’m gonna eat ‘cha. I’m gonna eat that hairy leg.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I talk like Bruce a lot. It's so fun. Oh Hey Ya'll.

[–]aarndt88 1 point2 points ago

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I believe his full name is Bruce the Effeminate Performance Artist.

[–]Forgototherpassword 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know his name was Bruce, but I remember them constantly referring to him as "the performance artist" on the commentaries.

relevant (kinda)

[–]Five4Five 1 point2 points ago

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The sad thing is my brain went back and re-read the "Oh no" in his voice after initially not doing it. Nice moustache.

[–]emehrkay 1 point2 points ago

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ooooohhhhhh nnnnnnnoooOOoóóooøøøøøØØooo

[–]Seagull66 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly (?), I do a perfect impression. I read it out loud. Man, I crack me up!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Same here.

[–]cheesyvader 1 point2 points ago

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I accidentally read it in Old Gregg's voice..

[–]PartTheRedSea 1 point2 points ago

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Bruce is his name.

[–]merik42 2 points3 points ago

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this has been reposted forever

[–]PeterHell 7 points8 points ago

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oh noo!! I know!!

[–]rafuzo2 1 point2 points ago

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Being the first time I've even seen this character, I don't know if I did. But since it's obviously a Seth MacFarlane character, and MacFarlane doesn't exactly have much range as a voice actor, I probably got close enough with a generic Family Guy voice.

[–]jerry_the_penetrator 0 points1 point ago

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I forgot what he sounded like. I stopped watching shit TV forever ago.

[–]moonbreathe 0 points1 point ago

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You don't need TV for some great shows!

[–]boisterous_innuendo 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't because you put him on the right, and I read left to right.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That voice makes me cringe hard.

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point ago

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You put an apostrophe after that y right now!

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

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well played sir, well played

[–]jtcompound 0 points1 point ago

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I love James Earl Jones voice

[–]TheVeganZombie 0 points1 point ago

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i dont know who he is and i still read that in his voice

[–]veils1de 0 points1 point ago

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i don't even know his voice, and i just read it in his voice. it's the eyes, man

[–]feelin_cheesy 0 points1 point ago

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Shudder

[–]Haahee2 0 points1 point ago

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Any time I see "Oh no" I read it in his voice

[–]motorpoodle 0 points1 point ago

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Now just imagine Bruce singing this song.

[–]emtdan 0 points1 point ago

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Got me, my roommate, and my friend. Amazing

[–]ilikecommunitylots 0 points1 point ago

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it's bruce

and no i did not

[–]omegaweapon 0 points1 point ago

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he has the coolest asmr voice

[–]eightyfour 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know who that is so my brain defaulted to Cleveland's voice.

[–]biddily 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno who that is, so I read it in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

[–]The_Fiddler1979 0 points1 point ago

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Touché OP, touché

[–]saucepanicus 0 points1 point ago

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I've only seen a couple of episodes of the family guy so I just read it in Clevelands voice and it's probably as funny.

[–]ohnoitsbruce 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hey yall, I figured since you're reading this stuff in my voice anyway, you'd want to have a little listen: http://snd.sc/oQOHdz

[–]yifanlu 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally read the text before seeing the image. So, no.

[–]DJ_BuddySystem 0 points1 point ago

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That was like a magic trick!

[–]questionablemoose 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly enough, I read it in a completely different voice. :\

[–]Napalm4Kidz 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]FearlessFreep 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know his voice either

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Good news, everyone! Now your reading this in my voice!

[–]epikax 0 points1 point ago

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I've always thought of him as a kind of bizarro Ned Flanders. Same clothes, moustache...

That's what I thought he was meant to be the first time I saw him.

[–]Shaggy63 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK

[–]Anovan 0 points1 point ago

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BRUUUUUUUUCE

[–]coolcool23 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I just read this in the voice of the weird muppet from a different episode of family guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxfbLXeCa5Y

[–]BigSlim 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty happy I don't know what that voice might be. So, I read it in Sean Connery's voice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i was about to tell you his real name but then i realized that the other 97 comments would most likely be just that; so i decided to comment anyway, telling you the story about how i was about to comment with something else.

[–]Lamaba2 0 points1 point ago

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I did, I really did!

[–]bobisoft2k5 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I read it in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]Arxl 0 points1 point ago

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I hate him more than any other gay guy I know.

[–]fluff_on_everything 0 points1 point ago

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Mayor bee mayor bee

[–]ImFlamtastic 0 points1 point ago

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I read if in a panicked-Cleveland voice.

[–]Noble06 0 points1 point ago

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I so did.

[–]KhanTengri 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I dont watch Family guy... so take that!

[–]scy1192 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely Ned Flanders. Yellow skin, brown hair, green clothing, prominent mustache.

[–]GamerUntouch 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even watch family guy and I read it in his voice.

[–]littlebuck2007 0 points1 point ago

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GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

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CHANGE DEFAULT BACKGROUND COLOR BEFORE PUTTING IN TEXT INSTEAD OF FILLING IN PAINT AFTERWARDS

[–]abuseaccount 0 points1 point ago

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i feel like im slowly turning into this guy

[–]AntiEmo 0 points1 point ago

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Can we just keep this joke on 4chan?

[–]locust64 0 points1 point ago

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bruce..

[–]MSTRNLKR 0 points1 point ago

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HIS NAME IS BRUCE!!!

[–]sea12 0 points1 point ago

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"i just dun stung myself. bye world"...

[–]tetzy 0 points1 point ago

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Bruth. Sorry, Bruce.

Oh no...

[–]Zerotwohero 0 points1 point ago

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Get back in there little mouth, I'll get ya when we's eatin em.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I read it in Cleavland's voice.

[–]HigherConsciousness 0 points1 point ago

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No his name is bruce... and i posted this a couple days ago lol.. jus sayin

[–]Purjomannen 0 points1 point ago

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It's a shame if you don't read it in his voice really..

[–]youdontknowme1010101 -1 points0 points ago

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His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]k2f -1 points0 points ago

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ooooh neeeeeejjjjj :(

[–]lamerx -3 points-2 points ago

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Id say Tobbi the queer guy