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[–]randall82 101 points102 points ago

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[–]zeekar 41 points42 points ago

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Leopold!

[–]GilThanis32 27 points28 points ago

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Leopold?!

[–]aguacate 26 points27 points ago

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Leopold!!!

[–]chrom123 14 points15 points ago

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L... L... L... Leopold!?!

[–]fuzzybeard 5 points6 points ago*

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For those who don't get the joke...

I couldn't find a decent copy of the Warner Brothers cartoon that the clip came from; but I did find an entry for it here.

EDIT #1: It's not the whole thing but here is a MUCH better clip that starts at the "Leopold" gag.

EDIT #2: Whole thing, but the spoken (not sung) parts have been (rather poorly) dubbed into Spanish.

[–]ddrea 116 points117 points ago

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Please let there be a video of this

[–]Ocarina654 341 points342 points ago

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[–]RedPotato 54 points55 points ago

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there are so few times that this video can be relevantly posted, but you sir, made it work. Kudos.

[–]VLHACS 41 points42 points ago

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He is truly a real life cartoon character.

[–]NastyBigPointyTeeth 13 points14 points ago

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He reminded me of Bugs Bunny

[–]arechs 29 points30 points ago

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Always have loved Victor Borge

[–]Ocarina654 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha, that's fantastic.

[–]Resonations 6 points7 points ago

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I have never seen someone with actual wiggly loopy troll limbs before.

[–]inevitablesky 24 points25 points ago

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This is 1001 times better than the original post.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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those pink socks are pure brilliancy.

[–]hotbox4u 1 point2 points ago

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it was better!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god thank you for this, I was in hysterics for a good ten minutes, it has been too long!

[–]Irongrip 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I find him oddly erotic.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No words can describe that video's amazingness.

[–]starkrampf 3 points4 points ago

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One. Two. Three. Four!! .. made be lol.

[–]Chamon 75 points76 points ago

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Sadly it's photoshopped

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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Oddly, the biggest clue to the picture being photoshopped for me was the missing heads of the cellists in the middle of the picture, yet it turns out that they never had heads to begin with.

[–]powdR 7 points8 points ago

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Where did the heads of the cellists go?

[–]MajorVictory 6 points7 points ago

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It appears the one with the missing head it leaning to the right so that his head is obscured by the conductor.

[–]2catchApredditor 3 points4 points ago

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And the crown molding in the back of the room didn't match

[–]jberryman 1 point2 points ago

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If anyone is interested, this is the Cleveland Orchestra. one of the world's greatest orchestras at least.

[–]calinet6 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe it's just that radical improvisational music class I took in college, but part of me really wants to do this and see what happens.

[–]Spurnem 1 point2 points ago

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Me too; it would be an interesting one-off modern art performance piece.

[–]Freyz0r 1 point2 points ago

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it is photoshopped

[–]VEN1N 37 points38 points ago

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Also a great dancer

[–]lunacraz 76 points77 points ago

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yeah, ask Dee

[–]kitkatbar 15 points16 points ago

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yeah i've picked up a few moves from him.

[–]dhpii 7 points8 points ago

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Bitches love wacky waving arms

[–]The_Schwenk 4 points5 points ago

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Also great at greeting people!

[–]IgnorantDesign 9 points10 points ago

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[–]tick_tock_clock 132 points133 points ago

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No, this is the world's greatest conductor.

[–]StutteringStanley 81 points82 points ago

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[–]Yossome 96 points97 points ago

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[–]kihadat 36 points37 points ago*

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Zoidberg: I'll have a look at you, but I'm an expert on humans, not robots.
Fry: I'm Fry, not Bender.
Zoidberg: Really? But I thought you were the robot!
Fry: Nope, human.
Zoidberg: Alright, alright, spare me your life story.

[–]addandsubtract 26 points27 points ago

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Wow, my brain has those voices down perfectly.

[–]MogusMaximus 3 points4 points ago

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Some more voices for your head:

Good news everyone!

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men?

[–]ub3rmenschen 8 points9 points ago

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Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men?

silence

You suck!

[–]Irongrip 2 points3 points ago

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It's uncanny! I don't think I usually hear real people's voices this well!

[–]sudsmcduff 4 points5 points ago

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Robut.

[–]abbott_costello 4 points5 points ago

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[–]aminaked 21 points22 points ago

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[–]orange_jooze 8 points9 points ago

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Is that... Ringo Starr?

[–]ArJooDeJew 5 points6 points ago

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The one and only.

[–]YourDad 4 points5 points ago

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Ringo Starr, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Pierce Brosnan have all narrated Thomas the Tank Engine. That train seems to wield quite a bit of power in Hollywood. (Hint for tinseltown stars : don't bury your dead hookers down by the train tracks.)

[–]NikkoKitty 1 point2 points ago

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My nephew loves this show, and when he's angry he will scream "RINGO STARR! GEORGE CARLIN!" Autism isn't funny... Except for when it's hilarious.

[–]thatkenyan 13 points14 points ago

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I thank you both for not creating new threads for these. Upconducted!

[–]Stassi 2 points3 points ago

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[–]mingl 9 points10 points ago

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I'm an orchestral conductor. Earlier in my career when I was working as an Asst. Conductor my mom would tell people I was a semiconductor...

[–]bookdetective 3 points4 points ago

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Sweet. What orchestra?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]theowne 2 points3 points ago

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I salute you for making this controversial statement.

[–]wuzizname 1 point2 points ago

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You haven't been to /new recently. Not tick-tock-clock but some other wad took the opportunity.

[–]darthgarlic 1 point2 points ago

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On behalf of all good that remains of reddit, thank you for not submitting this as a new submission with added to the end. [FIXED]

[–]Narwhalrus 18 points19 points ago

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[–]aminaked 8 points9 points ago

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At room temperature, sure.

[–]PabloEdvardo 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly this is the first thing I thought of when I saw this headline... I figured it was from /r/electronics

[–]craigdubyah 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't gold a better conductor than silver?

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago*

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No. Gold has a conductivity of only 4.52×107 S/m, whereas silver has a conductivity of 6.30×107 S/m. Silver is indeed the winner, notwithstanding superconductors. However, gold is one of the most practical efficient conductors, since it doesn't tarnish as easily as silver and others.

[–]User38691 2 points3 points ago

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I would argue that this is the greatest conductor. Baccano!, anyone?

[–]Jay_Zaq 1 point2 points ago

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had the same idea second i saw this haha

[–]Munz0 1 point2 points ago

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Came in expecting something like this. Thanks for delivering.

[–]chickensh1t 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]CooperHaydenn 357 points358 points ago

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WACKY-WAVING-INFLATABLE-ARM-FLAILING-TUBE-MAN!

[–]IIdsandsII 209 points210 points ago

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WACKY-WAVING-INFLATABLE-ARM-FLAILING-TUBE-MAN!

[–]inio 256 points257 points ago

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WACKY-WAVING-INFLATABLE-ARM-FAILING-TUBE-MAN!

[–]iliketodrinksoup 92 points93 points ago

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Due to a shipping error I am currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men and I am passing the savings on to yooouuuu!

[–]Zissoo 63 points64 points ago

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African-American!? Hail a cab!

[–]cehak 29 points30 points ago

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keep grandma company

[–]Miss0bvious 26 points27 points ago

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Testify in church, or just raise the roof!!!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]grdlock 150 points151 points ago

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Hi, I'm Al Harrington, president and CEO of Al Harington's whacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man emporium!

[–][deleted] 214 points215 points ago

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I have also seen this TV show.

[–]atafies 27 points28 points ago

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I have also heard this joke.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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I've been running it into the ground for some time now.

[–]hypertown 1 point2 points ago

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I've never been stung by a bee.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You asshole! Your contract has crippled the Denver Nuggets!

[–]canadianman001 15 points16 points ago

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Do to a shipping error. Im now currently over stocked with Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men and Im passing the saving on too YOOOOOUUUUUUU!

[–]anonmedgrow 30 points31 points ago

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Due too a garbled intergalactic transmission I am over stocked and passing the savings on to you!

[–]Lampjaw 31 points32 points ago

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YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]ThunderingNuisance 1 point2 points ago

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You should go tell the guys at cz28 :)

[–]TimesAreTough 1 point2 points ago

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Look for the sorta Ben and Jerry's cow out front.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art!

[–]HoverJet 46 points47 points ago

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INTERGALACTIC-PROTON-POWERED-ELECTRICAL-TENTACLED-ADVERTISING-DROID!

[–]pearlbones 3 points4 points ago

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[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 12 points13 points ago

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these are not the droids you're looking for.

[–]neino -1 points0 points ago

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hola ricardo

[–]loopis 9 points10 points ago

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Inflatable Man/Catfish - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc__Zbwm-IU

[–]DomoKunMD 92 points93 points ago

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That's nothing, you should get Michael J Fox to conduct an orchestra.

I imagine the result would sound a lot like dubstep.

[–]tothachopper 22 points23 points ago

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Relevant. I'm going to hell.

[–]coreym1988 17 points18 points ago

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Nah, you're still safe. Turns out she faked the whole thing. Link

[–]plasmatron7 5 points6 points ago

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Luckily this turned out to be a hoax so it's safe to laugh at all the parodies now. This one's also amusing.

[–]testmypatience 3 points4 points ago

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Yes...yes you are

[–]TaeKwonDonkey 30 points31 points ago

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Guaranteed trip to hell for laughing at this but it was worth it.

[–]LanceStarsweeper 25 points26 points ago

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You probably aren't going to hell for laughing at a Michael J Fox joke. Maybe for being SO FUCKING MELODRAMATIC.

[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points ago

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Where are we going, and why am I in a hand basket?

[–]PaperbackBuddha 5 points6 points ago

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Was expecting Leopold

[–]Douchizzle 28 points29 points ago

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No way. His talent's been blown out of proportion.

[–]mike1201 8 points9 points ago

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Totally just hot air.

[–]ravia 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah, all the things there are to do in life, someone has to downvote this. This. A moderately decent joke in a post that is truly as frivolous as it is mildly amusing and makes use of an often seen advertising object in a clever way. But wait. come to think of it, I must downvote this post! To make the world safe for... What. For fucking what. But there you go, you've got two downvotes, Douchizzle, because someone felt the had to make the world safe for Democracy and prevent World Terrorism and Save the Sudanese which of course mans downvoting your little joke, which I quite enjoyed, btw.

[–]I_watch_you_fap 5 points6 points ago

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... So that's how you kill a pun thread.

[–]Douchizzle 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for that :D

[–]MasZakrY 12 points13 points ago

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Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof!

[–]Bordak 5 points6 points ago

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No, Carlin was the worlds greatest conductor. http://www.tvworthwatching.com/werts/carlin%20shining%20time.jpg

[–]athermis 6 points7 points ago

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That violinist looks terrified.

[–]SteveDave123 3 points4 points ago

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"Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you! Attract customers to your business, Make a splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug!"

[–]shuazien 1 point2 points ago

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I figured your name would be Ted.

[–]Stirk 3 points4 points ago

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A trolley train conductor is driving his trolley train when he runs over an old woman. He goes to court and the court sentences him to death by electrocution.

For his last meal, he asks for blue bananas. His executors think this is a weird request, but alas they give him blue bananas. He eats them, they strap him down, turn on the chair, but nothing happens.

So the next day he goes to work and runs over another old lady. Again he is sentenced to death by electrocution, and again he asks for blue bananas.

This time, his executors refuse to give him blue bananas. They just strap him down, turn on the chair and await his death.

But, nothing happens.

Finally, the executors ask "If it is not the blue bananas, then why is the chair not working on you?"

He says "I guess I'm a bad conductor."

Ba da, tsh.

[–]Platypuskeeper 6 points7 points ago

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Wacky-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Flailing-von Karajan?

[–]Linelor 7 points8 points ago

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Man, Sweet-Dee has really stepped up in life.

[–]25102051121231232391 2 points3 points ago

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I used to be a conductor until I was replaced by one of those. This shit isn't funny. I have seen great and talented musicians be cast to the streets because of these things.

It happened in the car industry in the 80s and now it is happening to the music industry. I find it disgusting that you would support such poor conductors like these.

[–]Bendeutsch 6 points7 points ago

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no, no, no, this is the greatest conductor. FTFY

[–]biggordonlips 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Artrock80 1 point2 points ago

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John Cage is the ultimate classical music troll. ...And then everyone applauds.

[–]SafeSituation 7 points8 points ago

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[–]lukas5150 1 point2 points ago

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The orchestra follows his instructions and inadvertently plays a Black Eyed Peas song.

[–]FraggotMan 2 points3 points ago

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wrong link, FTFY

[–]ChrnoIV 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, who did'nt expect this?

[–]banjaloupe 1 point2 points ago

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I'm learning some amazing moves from this guy!

[–]cavaradossi84 1 point2 points ago

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Leopold?

[–]BohmaJenkins 1 point2 points ago

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Do musicians actually pay attention to the conductor for cues? I would expect that they have everything memorized or are checking their own sheet music instead of waiting until the conductor points, but really I have no idea.

[–]BlueAndFuzzy 6 points7 points ago

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As a budding conductor and band/orchestra kid, I have to say that yes, we do. At least, good musicians do. Particularly in music where the musicality allows the conductor to take liberties with tempo and phrasing. What makes each performance unique is the conductor's interpretation and how s/he influences the ensemble.

[–]gus_the_mouse 1 point2 points ago

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Oh. Apparently I didn't even upvote for the right reason. There is this long joke. Here is one version of it.

[–]rounding_error 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, I though Ringo Starr and George Carlin were pretty good.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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...was i the only one who was expecting something to do with trains and electricity?

[–]no_awning_no_mining 1 point2 points ago

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Mr. Conductor, where is this train bound?

[–]rivermandan 1 point2 points ago

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That guy's teaching me some sweet dance moves

[–]polyparadigm 1 point2 points ago

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It's like yttrium barium copper oxide, only cooler.

[–]h2g242 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, This guy has some great moves!

[–]Kertelen 1 point2 points ago

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Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[–]hardly_profound 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sadly disappointed that it wasn't a picture of George Carlin in shining time station.

[–]TheTurg 1 point2 points ago

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ctrl+f "George Carlin"

Upvote.

[–]CTRLFCEPTION 1 point2 points ago

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ctrl+f "ctrl+f "George Carlin""

Upvote.

[–]treggify 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mikedt 1 point2 points ago

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[–]avocadoamazon 1 point2 points ago

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Do these things make anyone else INEXPLICABLY ANGRY??

Seriously. They fill me with rage.

[–]sammanzhi 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jodiejojo 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping to see a picture of copper wire

[–]marshalmallow 1 point2 points ago

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Wrong. A superconductor is the world's greatest conductor with no electrical resistance at all.

[–]MF_Kitten 1 point2 points ago

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The result: Dillinger Escape Plan.

[–]kais_fashion 1 point2 points ago

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i thought the world best conductor was gold.

[–]hopelessfail 1 point2 points ago

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[–]norwegiangeek 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else click that hoping it was George Carlin?

[–]terqui 1 point2 points ago

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Im sorry but that is completely inaccurate. This is the worlds best conductor.

[–]IDontActuallyGetIt 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I get it. It's bowing like a conductor does.

[–]foreverataglance 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was going to be a George Carlin thing.

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

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And I was betting on a pic of carbon nano tubes.

[–]whodeeya 3 points4 points ago

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it's ironic that the unaltered picture actually had the world's greatest conductor (Franz Welser-Most)...[okay, maybe he isn't, but Cleveland takes so much shit from the rest of the country despite the brilliance of our cultural institutions...of course, those institutions are largely unappreciated by the curmudgeons and troglodytes that populate our fair city]

[–]FireTock 2 points3 points ago

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If one more person posts the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" clip one more time. I swear...

[–]binarysolo 2 points3 points ago

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[–]KSUNVI 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly you've never had the chance to play with yttrium-barium-copper oxide.

[–]polarbearGr 1 point2 points ago

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When I clicked this I had physics in mind.

[–]whytheinternet 1 point2 points ago

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No, this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5MoVbC7yoQ

dat gesture @0:24

[–]Jay_Zaq 1 point2 points ago

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No This is the worlds greatest conductor

[–]goodnewsjimdotcom 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting a super conductor, or a guy who drives trains.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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This conductor is losing power over time

[–]wickedwagon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kalbany 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd heartily

[–]AutonomousPerception 0 points1 point ago

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I could have sworn this was going to be a picture of a diamond.

[–]Zovistograt 0 points1 point ago

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Requesting that some bored music major in a college that fosters experimental music makes this a real piece and ropes the school's orchestra or other similar ensemble into performing it.

If nobody does, I just might.

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 0 points1 point ago

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This just made me choke on my cookie and laugh at the same time...in a quiet full office.

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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Dee?

[–]SalmonHandwich 0 points1 point ago

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This dude was first called in as a replacement for Toscanini at La Scala, c. 1887 (something Verdi....)

[–]DoctorOctagonapus 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for making me laugh for about a minute!

[–]S03 0 points1 point ago

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Surely you mean maestro.

[–]abraxxas 0 points1 point ago

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pacific ocean is the world's greatest conductor

[–]SlutsRUs 0 points1 point ago

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I want to believe.

[–]MDPhotog 0 points1 point ago

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This really needs to be a gif.

[–]funkmastamatt 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like those things, the Wacky Inflatable things, they really creep me out for some reason. I think it's cus they seem too alive.

[–]dghughes 0 points1 point ago

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That made me lol

[–]rb2k 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to differ.

[–]zensunni66 0 points1 point ago

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He's at his best with the woodwind section.

[–]hicoolstorybro 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, and now my bassoon teacher has made front page on reddit.

[–]BigTortoise 0 points1 point ago

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[–]joeisreason 0 points1 point ago

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hes also a pretty good dancer

[–]somethingbigcheese2 0 points1 point ago

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Could you say he is a super-conductor?

[–]Shane14120 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting to see a picture of George Carlin.

[–]ruairi98 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ROUS_Do_Exist 0 points1 point ago

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Crazy flailing arms man also can teach some awesome dance moves.

Insert Its Always Sunny quote here

[–]McVader 0 points1 point ago

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Rick Moranis there on the front row looks like he's about to lose his shit.

[–]whatisthis8 0 points1 point ago

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I am learning some AMAZING moves from this guy!

[–]leo_romero 0 points1 point ago

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I see Dee decided to become a conductor.

[–]payper 0 points1 point ago

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What a shitty photoshop

[–]Moonbath 0 points1 point ago

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Silver would have to disagree my good man!

[–]erer44 0 points1 point ago

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FALSE! Silver.

[–]lars456 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dianthe 0 points1 point ago

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I remember watching a classical music concert once where the conductor only used very slight head movements and eyebrow movements to conduct the whole thing, was very strange xD

[–]dustomcgee 0 points1 point ago

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Did I do this right? =O http://i.imgur.com/Wi6wz.jpg

[–]Throwaway_4_opinions 0 points1 point ago

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Gob Bluth at the far right

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You could say that the conductor was...

full of hot air.

[–]20Mins_Past4 0 points1 point ago

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love wacky waving arms! Where is the youtube video?

[–]hotbox4u 0 points1 point ago

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ill give you this its a very famous german comedian called Loriot. he is playing a worker chasing a fly. this is all improvised during a perfomring of the berliner Philharmonic.noone even the guest of honor Chancellor Helmut Schmidt and his wife knew nothing about it and were amazed. Later Loriot said this was one of the best moments in his life because he didnt expected that he would really conduct the orchestra with his hands chasing the fly. great piece of art.

[–]gummohumpers 0 points1 point ago

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Video/audio please

[–]talan123 0 points1 point ago

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Here I was, all ready to learn about Silver's ability to conduct signals... Today I lost geekiginity.