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[–]bijibijmak 36 points37 points ago

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.....OOOOM!

[–]s-mores -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder if the whale eats the penguin in one go or chews/shakes it a bit.

[–]ketchy_shuby 15 points16 points ago

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Much more dramatic than the original.

[–]acid_free 9 points10 points ago

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You just ruined my fun.

[–]jopsy_daisy 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like a slippery slide to death...

[–]brova 1 point2 points ago

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That penguin sure is having a whale of a time.

[–]mkyweriga 2 points3 points ago

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Slip and bleed.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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he just lost the deposit on his tuxedo

[–]leHCD 2 points3 points ago

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It's a "NNNNOOOOO" for the penguins, sure. The Orca, on the other hand, seems to be doing quite the "Awwwwww yeah!".

[–]nolamunchkin 1 point2 points ago

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If he can complete his rotation, he can do the Happy Feet dance on that orca's bottom lip.

[–]bostonmolasses 1 point2 points ago

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i regret nothing!!!!!!!!!!

[–]freezoxlt5 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else just read that in Darth Vader's voice?

[–]omgwtfmilo 1 point2 points ago

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totally made a pic using this when people were giving away copies of portal 2 http://i.imgur.com/0DKIP.jpg

[–]Gonza197 0 points1 point ago

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GGGGIIIIIFFFFFF please tell me theres a gif :(

[–]RebelinNeedofCause 0 points1 point ago

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Whoever took that picture must have been so excited when that penguin tripped.

[–]zynix 3 points4 points ago*

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Not so much tripped as pushed, penguins will deliberately crowd around a edge until someone falls in....if they land in the water and nothing eats them then the rest of the gang will jump in. Penquins are assholes btw

Edit: Turns out ONLY one breed of penguins are assholes in this way. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad%C3%A9lie_Penguin#Behavior ( 2nd paragraph ).

[–]RebelinNeedofCause 4 points5 points ago

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Wow thanks for the info on penguin homicide.

[–]dnew 1 point2 points ago

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Back in the dot-com boom, when we were looking for funding, I'd ask the boss how the search was going. Occasionally he'd say "the penguins are really jumping up and down now!"

[–]zynix 0 points1 point ago

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Right after sergeants, I think bosses with a good sense of sarcasm are a good sign.

[–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

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My other favorite line was when trying to fix some code, he'd say "don't pull on the threads of the frankenstein monster. You never know when the whole arm will fall off." :-)

[–]dyt 0 points1 point ago

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A penguin virgin sacrifice.

[–]mephaskapholies 0 points1 point ago

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it looks like one penguin is holding another one back from trying to jump in and save him

[–]MrsLovettsMeatPie 0 points1 point ago

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"Well. This sucks."

[–]dogmupit 0 points1 point ago

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The gods demand it!

[–]ColonicIrritation 0 points1 point ago

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But... (most) Orcas eat Seals, not penguins. Seals eat penguins!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fast food drive though.

[–]limer 0 points1 point ago

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Happy teeth.

[–]Faquarl 0 points1 point ago

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The whale looks like it is smiling to itself

[–]DQR 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the one scene in the movie 300 where the Spartans push the Persians over the edge

[–]josef-k 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_see_your_future 0 points1 point ago

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chomp

[–]RYuukiG 0 points1 point ago

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"ah fack!"

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 0 points1 point ago

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Forbidden love.

[–]huntersghost -2 points-1 points ago

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Penguans are so dumb

[–]theMstrBlstr -1 points0 points ago

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OM NOM NOM NOM

[–]Micah_Morrow -3 points-2 points ago

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Dat's a dead penguin