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[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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There are a lot more of those here if you liked this.

[–]tllnbks 6 points7 points ago

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You suck...I've spent about 2 hours on that site because of you!

[–]redmoskeeto 5 points6 points ago

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my god, I was laughing at these so hard, my gf woke up and asked "what stupid shit are you looking at on reddit?!"

[–]therugisonthefloor 3 points4 points ago

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I finally discover someone with the exact same problem as me.

[–]Senator_Christmas 1 point2 points ago

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oh dear fucking christ. it's 6:11 AM. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIME?

[–]Zantier 1 point2 points ago

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I felt better knowing that there wasn't in fact a bunch of rocks dumped outside the guys house.

[–]KidRed 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck am I supposed to do with 8 tons of rocks!!

[–]Sporky023 1 point2 points ago

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my god I haven't laughed this hard in months. This is my favorite so far http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=95

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it's been awhile since I visited the site. I wasted an hour or so on there after looking up the link.

[–]oomio 0 points1 point ago

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I know theyre all almost certainly fake, but I laughed so hard I feel light headed now.

[–]jphw 0 points1 point ago

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I think he gave it away at the end, its obvious Toy story 2 is a inappropriate title.

[–]bonafideblacksheep 15 points16 points ago

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repost from a long time ago. this should explain the downvotes

[–]needhelpwithlinuxnow 1 point2 points ago

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are you sure, I am fairly certain I haven't seen this since 20mins ago?

[–]QuinnSee -2 points-1 points ago

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Are you sure, I'm pretty certain I've never seen this

It's not a repost to some people. If it hadn't been reposted, me and I'm sure a lot of other people never would have seen this. So kindly shut up.

[–]FreeBribes 1 point2 points ago

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It would have been nice if OP linked to the guys webpage instead of an image of text... Credit to the author, especially since there are people like you that haven't seen the stuff yet...

Of course, if he used the actual URL, the repost filters would have stopped him in his tracks.

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[–]needhelpwithlinuxnow -1 points0 points ago

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you may not have seen it, but everyone else has, so kindly shut up.

[–]QuinnSee -1 points0 points ago

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No, "everyone else" has not. I'm sure there are tons of other people who haven't.

[–]stopdropnrofl -1 points0 points ago

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Ya know, eventually everything's going to be a repost.

[–]bonafideblacksheep 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not saying it's not funny (I even upvoted you because you have a valid point), I'm merely pointing out a fact that I would like to know were I the OP

[–]flacothetaco 0 points1 point ago

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That's not true. New, funny things happen everyday.

[–]sushi_dinner -2 points-1 points ago

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This happens to be a repost of one of the top scoring posts.

[–]Aggronaut -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say that.

[–]Flatline_hun 8 points9 points ago

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Not only repost, original source has been removed too..

[–]jrm82 2 points3 points ago

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Why don't you actually link the the AUTHOR'S site?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Because the author is a dick.

[–]HughMility 1 point2 points ago

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Also, he did an AMA. I can't find the link right now. ಠ_ಠ

[–]BigHarold 1 point2 points ago

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Very much like Go Away.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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At least he used the Oxford Comma...

[–]Spade6sic6 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this is older than the entire internet.

[–]ThumpinD 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for not linking to original author's site, or at least giving credit.

[–]German_Boy_Wonder 2 points3 points ago

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repost

[–]beefstick86 1 point2 points ago

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dontevenreply I love that guy. It's been a while since he's written a new one though.

[–]jrm82 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe because he can't afford to since people just steal and post his work on imgur.

[–]jrl5104 1 point2 points ago

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That website sucks.

[–]ChanimalCrackers 1 point2 points ago

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Check this guy's history.

I am the guy behind dontevenreply.com. AMA

[–]MoogleMyKUPO 0 points1 point ago

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I enjoy you

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read this in Dwight's voice?

[–]mihaidxn 0 points1 point ago

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DAE think it's scary that guy has so many weapons lying around?

[–]Rebootkid 0 points1 point ago

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Naw. I could come up with more. Each and every one legally licensed.

[–]Qwuffl 0 points1 point ago

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That's a great one. I wish i haven't seen it a year ago. And every week since then.

[–]ramin987 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Witchdoctor24 0 points1 point ago

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Mande Merdam et Morere

[–]titaniumhud 0 points1 point ago

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LOOOOOL Trolled hard.

[–]jphw 0 points1 point ago

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Want a Tissue, well blow your nose on this.

[–]wdafxupgaiz 0 points1 point ago

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this is like 4 years old. geeeeez

[–]Kyle368 0 points1 point ago

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I never saw the weapons until he pointed them out

[–]wdafxupgaiz 0 points1 point ago

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http://dontevenreply.com/

is the original author.

[–]cooningthedog 0 points1 point ago

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i want to take trolling lessons from this guy!

[–]Moonman13 0 points1 point ago

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overreaction... sheesh.

[–]Oujou13 -1 points0 points ago

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He'll regret not buying that when ninjas attack him during breakfast

[–]xNateDawg -2 points-1 points ago

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you have no idea how hard that made me laugh lololololololol

[–]NoFeetSmell -2 points-1 points ago

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They're all so perfectly not-disguised, this just fucking slays me. I think you have to have some balls to troll an obvious psycho who's looking for concealed weaponry, though our hilarious friend does seem to possess an awful lot of munitions, should things ever go awry.

[–]stlouisbrowns -1 points0 points ago

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I want to knock both your heads together. You live in a universe of free time. Consider joining the real world.

[–]titanicx -1 points0 points ago

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Old one, but this makes me laugh every time.

[–]yomoneyisgreat -1 points0 points ago

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funniest thing i seen in a while

[–]parkerz123 -2 points-1 points ago

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Are you the guy that was making them or buying?

[–]Shuggus -2 points-1 points ago

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you are a hero.

[–]psyki -2 points-1 points ago

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You're an idiot, and you were rightfully told so. By us.