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Haters gonna hate. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]4thalulz 178 points179 points ago

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I thought they had to wait until their Quinceañera for hydraulics.

[–]IIdsandsII 90 points91 points ago

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racist multiplier x2. upvote awarded.

[–]Was_That_Racist 17 points18 points ago

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Granting that the assumption of race was made from facial features and not some socio-economic stereotype I'm unaware of, I'm going to have to say that there is no indication that 4thalulz was making any sort of assertion that one race is superior to another.

Allegation denied: Not Racist.

[–]UsernamePatrol 2 points3 points ago

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Sir, your username was created 3 hours ago, I'll let this one slide.

[–]IIdsandsII 1 point2 points ago

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despite your disagreement, you put a lot of thought into that comment. have an upvote.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Racism does not have to necessarily be socio-economic you are thinking of classism which can be turned racist. Race =/= socio-economic standing although the are connected they are not the same.

[–]Short_stuff 22 points23 points ago

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Didn't realize I had stumbled into some sort of "Racism Gameshow".

What do we get for prizes? I'm white if that helps.

[–]bloobloobloo 6 points7 points ago

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THIRD PRIZE IS YOU'RE FIRED

[–]the2belo 7 points8 points ago

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PUT. THAT COFFEE. DOWN.

[–]LockableDeadbolt 2 points3 points ago

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Coffee is for closers.

[–]CoffeeIs4Closers 2 points3 points ago

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            ) (
           (   ) 
         ____(___
      _|`--------`|
     (C|          |__
   /` `\          /  `\
   \    `========`    /
    `'--------------'`

[–]Doctadrew 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you! That's my name.

[–]Mybrainmelts 2 points3 points ago

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People that annoy you

N_ _ _ _ R

[–]annoying_guy_w_guns -2 points-1 points ago*

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N_GGERS.

What's the answer? Uh Pat, um, are you.... um......niggers?

Um, wrong answer, NAGGERS. I'm sorry you don't win.

[–]bigsmellyfloppyhat 3 points4 points ago

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It was actually "N_GGERS".

[–]darkmuch 2 points3 points ago

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Oh you're white? what are you doing there then? you should be here hosting the show making them jump through the hoops.

[–]derKapitalist 2 points3 points ago

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I'm white if that helps.

Not anymore, it doesn't.

[–]BrowsOfSteel 3 points4 points ago

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Racists don’t use tildes. That’s how I know it’s all in good fun.

[–]tad 1 point2 points ago

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Achievement Unlocked!

Reddit Referee

Wear the ugly stripes of glory. Use those vote arrows wisely.

[–]racistofthedayaward 9 points10 points ago*

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WINNER!

        '._==_==_=_.'
        .-\:      /-.
       | (|:.     |) |
        '-|:.     |-'
          \::.    /
           '::. .'
             ) (
           _.' '._
          `"""""""`

[–]Taylorvongrela -1 points0 points ago

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C-C-C-C-COMBO!

[–]Ble_h 57 points58 points ago

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Kids are afraid of stupid shit but when it comes to real danger they love it.

[–]meftw111 13 points14 points ago

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I laugh in the face of danger, ha ha ha ha!

[–]_Too_Far_ 2 points3 points ago

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that's what the deer said.

[–]EnderSavesTheDay 2 points3 points ago

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I have a 5 year old niece and can confirm this.

[–]annoying_guy_w_guns 1 point2 points ago

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Somehow I think the adult version is far more interesting to me

[–]SupaFly-TNT 2 points3 points ago

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Love the description:

Just so you know she is 28 so you dont have to feel bad about fapping to it.

[–]blueballoon 58 points59 points ago

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"Fuck the police" would have sufficed as well.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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I'm so jealous I didn't have one of them when I was a kid now.

[–]zgh5002 11 points12 points ago*

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I had two, a bigfoot monster truck and a three-wheeler.When I was little I assumed everyone got one to learn how to drive.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I was pro at my power wheels even had reverse down and everything got the hang of it on my first try. My sisters on the other hand were retarded at driving it they would out of no where drive into a wall on the walkway next to the house. They would turn right instead of left mash the pedal going forward when they were already running into something. At 5 years old this was like torture I just wanted to push them off and yell at them for not knowing how to control such a simple object.

[–]petekill 4 points5 points ago

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Sounds like I see your sisters on my commute every morning.

[–]jameshasnames 2 points3 points ago

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They are women, did you expect them to drive well?

[–]poo-poo 0 points1 point ago

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It's the smaller brain.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I always wanted one sooo bad. I would see them in the Christmas edition Sears catalog every fucking year and beg my parents. But, alas, no.

[–]Black_Apalachi 2 points3 points ago

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There was a fucking kid who lived at the back of our house who had one and he only ever let me have a go in it once. ಠ_ಠ

I wanted one of those mother fuckers so fucking much.

[–]BillBrasky_ 1 point2 points ago

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I had one as a kid. The only strong memory associated with it was waking up at 4am, going and getting my 2 year old sister (I'm 4), taking her and my powerwheels to the street, loading up the ride, and cruising off. The part that really sticks out is when my parent's found the look of sheer relief on their faces and the way they snatched us up into a big, confusing hug.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Christmas edition Sears catalog. That was my one and only resource for picking out Christmas gifts from 93-02 and NOT ONCE did I get what I asked for. NOT ONCE.

Dewey Cox is a prick.

[–]awfuljimjam 3 points4 points ago

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Yep, all had were Big Wheel Bikes....I still get chills when i hear the distinctive sound these made on asphalt.....

[–]the2belo 4 points5 points ago

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Mine even had a side brake for TOKYO DRIFT

[–]Omlaw 1 point2 points ago

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I had a white PowerWheels as a kid but it never had that much torque. They must have taken the governor off...

[–]verdantx 5 points6 points ago

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It makes me a little uncomfortable that the roll bar is 8 inches below her head.

[–]CatholicGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously.

[–]bizears 7 points8 points ago

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POW-POW-POWERWHEELS!

[–]trash-80 0 points1 point ago

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Powerwheels power makes it go!

[–]Jorgeragula05 7 points8 points ago

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AYYYYYYYY SIIIIIIIIII

[–]fermentedbrainwave 16 points17 points ago

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They see me rollin... they hatin...

[–]ajr901 2 points3 points ago

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I ALREADY LOVE THIS LITTLE GIRL! tear

[–]shiftbtr 2 points3 points ago

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She would probably get along well with this kid

[–]fooknprawn 0 points1 point ago

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She should be driving a pimped out Civic ;)

[–]MgenGlder 2 points3 points ago

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I love how this could've gone really bad but didn't, and ended up being an epic win. Schroedinger's cat shit right there.

[–]thehipstertoad 6 points7 points ago

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"Catch me if you can, Pedobear!"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Challenge accepted?

[–]mkicon 1 point2 points ago*

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Is there a non-captioned one?

I'd prefer a version that said "deal with it"

[–]apricizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Bitches

[–]th1rt33n 1 point2 points ago

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does anyone have a link to the full video?

[–]madman2233 1 point2 points ago

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My dad attached a fullsize car battery to my toy jeep. i could peal that fucker out. ran over my dog once too.

[–]funkah 1 point2 points ago

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Can I have this .gif without the corny meme at the bottom?

[–]onederpatatime 2 points3 points ago

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VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO

[–]i_always_disagree 1 point2 points ago

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I'll have to disagree.

[–]kungffffuuuuu 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck yeah.

[–]TheGuyWhoSaysThis 37 points38 points ago

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Almost as badass as this little girl drifting her bike with training wheels.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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This little girl is pretty good at drifting her Escalade. Part 2. Although she probably not going to get as much pussy as this bad ass motherfucker.

[–]overzealoushobo 13 points14 points ago

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Wait a minute...Asian? check! Female? check! Parallel parking? chec...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!

[–]RaunchyBulbasaur 3 points4 points ago

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The drifting counters it out.

[–]hungry_freaks 1 point2 points ago

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NASCAR fans aren't going to be thrilled to find out their new competition.

[–]RainbowUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

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That's not that hard to do really with training wheels if you're on the right surface. I never attempted something like this, but when I was a kid my sister and I would ride my bike with training wheels down the street to this lady's gravel driveway and do something like this where I would make a big Nike check mark.

[–]minkorporated 0 points1 point ago

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Fast and the Furious 5 the prequel

[–]NicksDirtySlut 0 points1 point ago

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I just hate her for having the electric car I always wanted as a kid. Well, ok, yeah, I still want one...

[–]denim-chicken 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory

[–]HatersGunnaHate 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, someone who understands my pain...

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh if only my first car did that :(

[–]You_Jelly_Bro 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but I was looking forward to her hitting something like a wall.

[–]Go4th88 0 points1 point ago

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Mine never did that

[–]Echiilon 0 points1 point ago

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She is probably going to be a professional driver. That's really good for a 3-4 year old.

[–]pitchingkeys 0 points1 point ago

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Was anyone else waiting for Bert to come strolling across their screen during this?

[–]JohnnyGilbert 0 points1 point ago

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SOON MY DOG OF WAR

[–]Matt08642 0 points1 point ago

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I always wanted one of those as a kid, but, you know, in boy colors.

[–]TheLoneWander101 0 points1 point ago

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Damn why arnt my home movies this badass

[–]aakritiajmera65 0 points1 point ago

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Now, thats called a stunt. You go girl!!!!

[–]Wr3ck3d 0 points1 point ago

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That's one bitchin' wheelie!

[–]Casemods 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry.

Fuck the police

Would be appropriate

Not

Haters gonna hate

[–]UILHOK -1 points0 points ago

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Very true!

[–]wavy43 0 points1 point ago

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She's the daughter of that guy who did a wheelie around the entire supercross track back in the 80s/90s.

[–]UILHOK 0 points1 point ago

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Lately reddit has been making me laugh more and more...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the hells going on with that back wheel?

[–]MartialFur 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a 4-car garage?

[–]dionysian 0 points1 point ago

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no, it looks like an apartment complex garage, or townhouse garage setup.

[–]UtterlyDisposable 0 points1 point ago

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I believe that I've just seen a vision of my future daughter.

[–]queuwerty 0 points1 point ago

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saved so hard

[–]apipop 0 points1 point ago

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At first I was impressed but then I realized the rear bumper prevented the car from toppling backwards...still pretty cool though.

[–]werko 0 points1 point ago

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The only thing I hate is that it says "haters gonna hate".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What does this have to do with haters hating? Goddamn this fucking website.

[–]heuheuheuheuh 0 points1 point ago

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Someone shop 50 cent into that and you've just conquered the internet.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]FlagrantlyFragrant 0 points1 point ago

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Pfft. He wishes.

[–]MrKrazybones -1 points0 points ago

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This

[–]Dann01 -1 points0 points ago

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repost, but a good one at that, you're off the hook

[–]miss_V -2 points-1 points ago

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LOL

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