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[–]Dougman66 3 points4 points ago

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:(

[–]Doylemetheus 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one who is cravin' some cotton candy after this?

[–]jessicadontbite 2 points3 points ago

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This title made me think it was gonna be a Bob Ross joke at first. Sadly wasn't. ):

[–]Khs1234 1 point2 points ago

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i know! i was like omg omg bob ross!

[–]jessicadontbite 1 point2 points ago

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That's how people should react to a title like this. I call false advertisement! DOWNVOTEEEE. Sorry zarbon001

[–]ScaredofClouds 2 points3 points ago

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Bitch deserved it.

[–]talkloud 3 points4 points ago

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Somebody loves PBF

[–]mershed_perderders 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I had to check the source link to confirm

[–]BeamRaping 1 point2 points ago

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So that's how they make it...

Gonna go grab mah gun.

[–]ForgottenAncient 1 point2 points ago

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This actually made me sad :(

[–]godspresent 1 point2 points ago

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How did this almost make me cry. This isn't funny at all =*( /r/sad

[–]BornInTheCCCP 0 points1 point ago

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Jet planes actually pierce holes in clouds and seed them, then the holes grow bigger (because of the seeding) and sometimes take out whole clouds.