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[–]hiddenlakes 7 points8 points ago

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Does anyone else get a sour sensation in their mouth when they think about sour things? Like an instant rush of saliva?

[–]shaunc 28 points29 points ago

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Occasionally; it's called a psychosomatic sensory response. For example, if you tilt your head back and shake your hand like you're emptying a salt shaker onto your tongue, you'll taste salt.

[–]hiddenlakes 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not falling for that one. ....again.

[–]YummyMeatballs 2 points3 points ago

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If I had stopped reading before this post, I totally would have fallen for it :(.

[–]drdavidphd[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I just fell for it.....

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 8 points9 points ago

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Well I guess that means you're a homosexual.

[–]Jonmad17 1 point2 points ago

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Nearly every time I see a picture of some "dank shit" on r/trees my mouth waters. It also happens every time I smell a dead skunk....

[–]ubernood 0 points1 point ago

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I do when I think about dill pickles and green olives. Those are the only two foods I actually use the adjective 'mouthwatering' for. Like you said, it's just suddenly...saliva!

[–]somerandomguy255 0 points1 point ago

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I get it thinking about spicy food.

[–]Kcazguy 0 points1 point ago

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Mega warheads (the way they used to be). Every. Time.

[–]StaresAtShinyThings -1 points0 points ago

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NoooOOoOOoooo... hate... when... mouth... waters... just... thinking... about... sour... things...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]demontaoist 5 points6 points ago

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As old as Renee Zellweger's relevance

[–]deadie 6 points7 points ago

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so now we are just dumping our old /b/ funny folders for karma?

[–]ENTertain_Me 1 point2 points ago*

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What does /b/ mean? Seriously I see people use it all the time and have no idea what it means. And now I'll probably still never know since I'm expecting the hivemind to give me smartass answers. (guilty of doing it myself, to be honest)

[–]fstorino 3 points4 points ago

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4chan's "Random" image board.

[–]elint 1 point2 points ago

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[–]I_give_insults 0 points1 point ago

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Yes?

[–]Aryman 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats, you've figured out what half of reddit is.

[–]Quantumor 6 points7 points ago

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[–]noseparade 1 point2 points ago

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how come they don't make sour condoms

[–]omnithrope 1 point2 points ago

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I just learned today that she was a waitress for a local Austin strip club called Sugars when she was younger.

[–]down_vote_magnet 5 points6 points ago

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Who cares if it's old, you've got to admit the artist has done a damn fine job of capturing Renee Zellweger's face. It especially reminds me of the stupid fucking British character she played in Bridget Jones.

[–]sbucks168 4 points5 points ago

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It has the power to turn you into Renee Zellweger!

[–]Shadax 11 points12 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]gorillazbmx6 0 points1 point ago

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Aphex Twin?

[–]NotADog 0 points1 point ago

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... and the funny shit folder grows ever larger.

[–]ThatsNotWhyItsFunny 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because the two lemons on the package look like testicles

[–]fnybny 0 points1 point ago

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I love those acidic Japanese candies

[–]Twevy 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer to think that she has always just been stung by a horde of angry bees....in her face.

[–]ehbeeseedee 0 points1 point ago

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favorit fravor

[–]Mcmahok 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what her face would look like if she put one of those sour sweets in her mouth!

[–]therealemptybox -3 points-2 points ago

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so old, but still good for a laugh

[–]archetypalgrey -1 points0 points ago

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[–]power-bottom -1 points0 points ago

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Who the fuck is Renee Zell-Wedger?

[–]StaresAtShinyThings -2 points-1 points ago

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It should be pooped falvored candy with her pic. Everytime I see her all I can think of is she looks like she just smelled poo.

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[–]TheBobYouKnow -1 points0 points ago

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WE ARE SO COOL BECAUSE WE SAW IT ALREADY